In this topic speak we denglish
 

yes yes yes

how goes it with you?

chinglish

I have a long text now, my documents has now much words

i am very proud on it

well this is very difficult say

normal speak i not this language

can you imagine that much persons so speak

go they to the bar to order a beer

and then they say

ey do me but a beertje

but it lays always ons the foreigners, many persons can not understand foreigners, they can not so good english

okay i go weather on the work

I find my sentences really not so beautiful

I find it Nice to speak Englies like dis. But people thinking that I really not so goed am. And therfrom become I sad. Stupid, hé?

yes can i imagine it is much sad that people think that you are not good in english because i can see that you are very good in it!

i am typing a very difficult text. fortunately my english is very good but other it was nough difficulter

i hope that everybody is very happy with my words

hopeful they can count with their fingers all the words because in word it can not

i go sometimes to an other country i am so glad that i am so very good in english theretrough i have much things seen in my life and i have much people meet

but i think that you me understand here in

it goes tasty

You fucking asshole. It’s raw!

:lief:

What stand you now to looking?

its raining pipe stelen here

Well i think that i have something from you on!

Ha ha ha you sayed pipe. :rolleyes:

hello good night i am even back i go sleep now

i hope that i not have a nightfemalehorse

sleep tasty

well to rests, tomorrow weather fresh up!

This topic is ache grappig

yes i am again weather up, but not so fresh :s

there was not a horse in my dream

Last night have I dreamt that the icu was moving to Turkey.

Ay glove two simulate a hungry game simulation with some forummers. Who may ay joes?

the sun shines on my screen wherethrough i difficult can read

Jor modder.

I find it nice that you along do with speak this language :lief:

serious, i am not in a good humor and you make me laugh

it is me a pleasure you to help in these times

I must say that I am under the pressure that people speak good English here. I shocked myself a little hat. That is up my expetings.

Yes macrador we are good he

I stand always to looking how easy it is around it english to speak

I read my books too so. I know not why but the sentences sound weirder, around honest to be, I snap there no gay of

What go You do this weekend?

I study for one exam

I go working.

I play with me tits now

In mai hed det sounded laik vikkie pollard.

Having you this one already seen?

yea that was the begoaling :cool:

<3 :lief:

"freewilliers"! :D
"free staying" :cool:

Scheiße

I had to pain my brain to find them back. I know it from out 2010 or so :bloos:
Thanks him I know chocolate rape.

:cool: you are so cool

I am yummy on the work :y

I'm going to drink myself to the balls.

I am lying still in my bed. Lasterevening had the up neeburs a fight, Frommorning the down neeburs.
Now go I little breads eat and coffee drinking.

Oh no, terwhile I this type the next neeburs turn their karaoke masjien on.