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Weet iemand wat leuke uitspraken over god?
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Als god niet ebstaat is alles geoorloofd. Voor velen is het godsbegrip niets anders dan een verlenging van het Sinterklaasgeloof. Okee, pure bullshit maar het is leuk om te lezen? :D |
If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope?
They kill in the name of justice because they can't kill in the name of Christ. Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." And Jesus replied, "What?" Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot even make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by the dozens. I could not believe in a god that could not dance. If Jesus were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA. Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk. If God is the answer, it must have been a very stupid question. Was te lui om de personen erbij te zetten :o |
"Even God hath his hell: it is his love for man."
"And they knew not how to love their God otherwise than by nailing men to the cross!" |
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. ~Jules Renard
----- As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. ~Woody Allen ----- God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins. ~Mark Twain ----- You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours! ~Author Unknown |
"It's not just that we don't happen to know which electron in which; God doesn't know which electron is which, because there is no such thing as "this" electron, or "that" electron; all we can legitimately speak about is "an" electron." - David J. Griffiths
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"each time I hear 'Jesus is coming' I can't help thinking 'gosh, that guy sure cums a lot"
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Hmm... Die uitspraken: hebben jullie ook een idee hoe dat voor mensen is die er wel van overtuigd zijn dat God bestaat?! En een verlenging van het sinterklaasgeloof: Dat slaat nergens op! Julie hebben geen idee!
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Ga zo door Kikkertje. (y) |
Ik heb er een paar van mijn site geplukt:
"The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight -- that God is, like Santa Claus, a myth of childhood, not anything a sane, undeluded adult could literally believe in. That God must either be turned into a symbol for something less concrete or abandoned altogether." Daniel Dennett "Faith: not wanting to know what is true." Friedrich Nietzsche "Religions do make claims about the universe, the same kinds of claims that scientists make, except they're usually false." Richard Dawkins "Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines." Bertrand Russell "If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." Thomas Szasz "Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?" Friedrich Nietzsche "God is a gross answer, an indelicacy against us thinkers - at bottom merely a gross prohibition for us: you shall not think!" Friedrich Nietzsche "And it is in his own image, let us remember, that Man creates God." H. Havelock Ellis "De atheïst is niet arrogant. Hij denkt alleen beter na." Herman Philipse "To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today." Isaac Asimov "We may define 'faith' as a firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. When there is evidence, no one speaks of 'faith.' We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence." Bertrand Russell "A man is accepted into church for what he believes - and turned out for what he knows." Mark Twain |
Godfried Bomans: God vergeeft alles, dat is zijn vak.
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"You were not put on this earth just to get in touch with God"
Uit: "A clockwork orange" Anhony Burgess |
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(1) There exists a web page (http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm) (2) That page has hundreds of purported proofs of the existence of God. (3) They can't all be wrong. (4) Therefore, God exists. :D |
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Wanker :| |
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Certainly it is correct to say: Conscience is the voice of God. —Ludwig Wittgenstein
To believe in God means to see that the facts of the world are not the end of the matter. To believe in God means to see that life has a meaning. —Ludwig Wittgenstein We must forgive our enemies. I can truly say that not a day has passed since the war began that I have not prayed for them. — General Robert E. Lee |
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And if God get's drunk, he might get stoned, look at the platypus, I think he might. -Robin Williams- |
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Dus: niet zeuren. |
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"It's not god I dislike, it's his fanclub I can't stand"
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Dit is weliswaar het religie subforum, maar het is niet het eigendom van mensen die in een God geloven, waar alleen de hen welgevallige geluiden geventileerd mogen worden. Het is nog altijd een openbaar forum op internet, en het onderwerp is religie. Als je geen grappen over god verdraagt, moet je naar het EO forum gaan. Daar ga ik weer niet naartoe omdat ik weet dat ik er kromme tenen van krijg. Maar van mij mogen ze. Het is niet dat ik ongevraagd tijdens de mis hun kerk binnenstorm en begin te vloeken. |
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Nietze: God is dead.
God Dethroned : God is dead, i am The Devil God Dethroned : God is dead, so here i am Behemoth : Your god is dead now Bound for glory: We fear not your gods they have no power Mennuz : Zwijg vrouw!,Ik ben god |
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
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Dit is een wellicht een te direct voorbeeld: Stel dat er op dit forum een topic staat met de titel 'de vrouw is dom'. Dan voel je je denk ik als vrouw op je teentjes getrapt, dus dan ga je reageren. Zo gaat dit wellicht met dit forum ook. Citaat:
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Toen god het niet meer wist,......
Schiep hij de columnist.... |
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Een mooi citaat van Dan Barker over godslastering:
"You keep accusing me of blasphemy all of the time, But I cannot be convicted of a victimless crime." |
Een feministisch argument dat ik gewoon grappig vond was:
"When god created men, she was only joking" "God didn't create mankind, we created him" |
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-= I was an atheïst,until I realised I was GOD! =-
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
-Woody Allen |
Hmmm, volgens gelovigen is god toch perfect?
"Nobody is perfect; I'm nobody" --> Ben ik dan jullie god? |
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En dat terwijl hij zo belachelijk is. |
God is een denkbeeldig vriendje voor volwassenen.
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God bestaat niet
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