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Icp
Zijn er nog meer rapgroepen als Insane Clown Posse, dit vind ik echt meesterlijk...
maar ken helaas geen andere groepen. thanx |
sux
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3 werf kut
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Om te janken zo slecht.
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:*(
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homies, homies.
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Ik vond The Great Milenko super tof.
Die texten zijn hilarisch. Wat ze verder hebben uitgebracht ken ik allemaal niet. |
linkin park
limp bizkit |
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en het concert in de melkweg was ook best gaaf, met al die figuren met kostuums die daar rondliepen en honderden flessen cola... alleen het concept van the joker cards was wel mager en na die laatste hadden ze het specialer aan moeten pakken natuurlijk. |
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niet ? :D
kennelijk heb jij er meer verstand van dan ik. ik zal me ongetwijfeld een andere band voor de geest hebben gehaald bij het lezen van deze bandnaam |
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"Let's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown Who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?" "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's me contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?" [Shaggy 2 Dope] First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! "Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!" [Violent J] Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake! [Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-whack [Violent J] I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?! |
Ik herinner me nog de Hi, My Anus parodie.
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homies is wel tof omdat t zo kk slecht is
verder: clowns zijn faggish en kut |
De takketering Pruttelpot, en dan vraag je je nog steeds af waarom mensen je niet serieus nemen?
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Ach, dat album was gewoon leuk. Die texten waren hilarisch.
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Hahaha
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Sorry hoor maar zelfs van jou had ik nog meer verwacht dan dit soort onderbroekenlol.
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Maargoed, jij roept toch wel nee ookal heb je waarschijnlijk geen idee waar je het over hebt. |
Ik heb die band ook gecheckt toen ik een jaar of 15 was omdat een vriend van me het helemaal geweldig vond en ik vond het toen ook bagger.
En die teksten humoristisch, kom op zeg, kijk nou zelf eens naar die tekst die je gepost hebt, vind je dat nou echt grappig? Misschien heb je wel een hele lage humordrempel en als dat zo is dan is dat heel fijn voor je want dan heb je vast een hoop plezier in het leven maar sorry, dit doet het toch echt niet voor mij. |
11 april ICP O'poort Groningen
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twiztid (niet te verwarren met die troep van muddy, hoewel het weinig verschil maakt.)
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"sapperdeflap wat een grap"
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Jep, hoe ze het brengen in dat nummer is het gewoon grappig.
The Great Milenko vond ik een leuk album, voornamelijk vanwege de complete bullshit die eropstond, hilarische texten, grappige geluidsomgevingen ed. Ik digte het wel. Dus? |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=401
truth media ftw (ook al is 't iets met 'n baardf. (a)) |
De ouwe zooi is wel leuk ja, zekers. (y)
Dingen uit t zelfde straatje: Twisted, Dark Lotus, Blaze ya dead homie. |
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