Chemistry fun
 

"Johny was a chemist.
Johny is no more.
What Johny thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4."

(H2SO4 is sulfuric acid)

What’s the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Don’t lick the spoon.

Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A: KNiFe

Definition: (Fe)male:
Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim

Biology exam: Create life . Justify your answer

What do you get when you combine George W. Bush and O2?
Oxymoron

THE HARVARD LAW Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases.


Spectrophotometry: A long word used mainly to intimidate freshman nonmajors.

Chemical: A substance that: 1. An organic chemist turns into a foul odor; 2. an analytical chemist turns into a procedure; 3. a physical chemist turns into a straight line; 4. a biochemist turns into a helix; 5. a chemical engineer turns into a profit.

I think that we should salute the dedicated scientists who spend every waking hour slaving at the bench and in the clinics, working like dogs, neglecting single-mindedly in pursuit of the answer to the causes of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

koel
ofzo

lol :D

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases


kende ik al, heerrrrlijk :D