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favo film uitspraak
Louis: Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!
Lestat: I've come to answer your prayers... Life has no meaning anymore, does it? The wine has no tast, the food sickens you There seems no reason for any of it, does it? But what if I can give it back to you, Pluck out the pain and give you another life, one you can't imagine...and it will be for all time! And sickness and death could never touch you again! Don't be afraid, I'm going to give you the choice, I...never had! (interview with the vampire) Jesse: BO! Lestat: Bo too! (queen of the Dammed) gr. vampire |
I am the morning and the evening star. If I say day will be night, it shall be written!
ramses - prince of egypte. - more to come :D |
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Jurassic Park
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Stupid is as stupid does....
Forrest Gump |
the greatest thing you'll ever learn in life is to love and to be loved in return (moulin rouge)
en het hele hoe je van beren leren kan lied ( jungle book) vind ik ook echt geweldig (jaaah sorry maar tis gewoon een btje mijn humor :D ) |
You must fight to live, for life is a miracle
(House of the Spirits) |
If any of you fucking pricks move, I'll execute every last one of you!
Pulp fiction. (Honeybunny) |
Buffy the vampire slayer (de film dus)
"Does the word DUH mean anything to you?!" The Matrix "Dodge this" *denkt heel diep na* ah! LOTR "Orks!" "He is no mere ranger" "Lean forward" *denkt meer* (horen jullie het kraken) Ik heb er best veel die leuk zijn, kan ze alleen niet op commando verzinnen :P The emperors new Groove "Nooooo touchy!" "Oeh, look at the scary tree, it's gonna bite me!" (ofzo) Hmm ik kom nog wel terug als ik er weer wat weet :P |
alles van fear and loathing in las vegas en pulp fiction wel :P
enneeh...Ringu.. 'SADAKO!' |
Dude, where's my car
Dude! It's a lama zegt 'ie terwijl hij tegenover een struisvogel staat The Craft Buschauffeur: What's out for those weirdo's girls! Nancy: *kijkt over haar zonnebril* We are those weirdo's mister Vriend van Chris: She's gonna cry, now I'm gonna cry, WE'RE AL GONNA CRY! Ja ik weet dat die laatste heel flauw is... maar ja, ik vond hem wel humor :) |
I'll be back :D
of: Run Forrest, Run (forrest gump) |
*weet nog een*
I smell dead people (variate van een vriendin :P) |
Crash Override aka Zero Cool, Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest, Hackers
Morpheus, Dont think you are, know you are! The Matrix Morpheus, There is a difference between knowing the path en walking the path, The Matrix |
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of de tweede keer... "I'll execute every last one of you motherfuckers!" |
Takashi Miike's Audition:
'this wire is perfect for cutting bones and meat' om vervolgens die kerel z'n voet eraf te gaan zagen... en misschien wel een paar van de beste ooit...uit The Devil's Advocate: You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there? komt nog een stuk achter, weet ik zo niet meer uit mn hoofd :P And as we're straddling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet, as the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity? And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare; it's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! |
Notting Hill:
Tempting, but, no :d (filmster Anna Scott die het telefoonnummer van een dief afwijst) It's my signature, and above it says: dear Rufus, you belong in jail (weer Anna die tegen dezelfde persoon zegt wat ze op het briefje heeft geschreven, want die dief vroeg om een handtekening) "classic" (Hugh Grant in dezelfde film, geweldige uitspraak :D) |
Pulp Fiction: the one with bad motherfucker on it.
American History X: put your fucking mouth on the curp! Godfather II: My father taught me a lot of things in this room: keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. Godfather I: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. Scarface: put your head in your ass, let's see if it fits. |
Ik weet niet meer uit welke film maar de uitspraken komen van Humpherys, Christopher William
Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy? You still hit like a bitch, mother fucker! Worker:I feel Sorry for your mother. Loc: What'd you say about my momma!? Damn girl, you're tight. WRONG HOLE FOOL. :D Old Guy's Mom: You better get in there and clean your room, or you'll be walking down the street with 3 shoes.... 2 on your feet and 1 in yo ass, sucka. :D |
Neo: "There is no spoon..."
The Matrix Lester:"Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once... and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry... you will someday. " Lester:"Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's. " "I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious. " American Beauty (eigelijk de hele film maja:P) "Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years! Manfred: So you got three melons?!" Dodos: Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on... :D Ice Age Juilet "And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun." Romeo: "Did my heart love 'till now? For swear at sight, I never saw true beauty 'till this night" Tybalt: "Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee." Romeo+Juillet (shakespeare is geweldig:)) "Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" Trainspotting (y) Zoolander: "Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career." Matilda: "Do what for a career?" Zoolander:" Be professionally good looking." Zoolander: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" Hansel:"The files are *in* the computer?" (en haalt vervolgens de pc uit elkaar:D) Mugatu: "Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building now!" Zoolander (te grappig gwoon:D) |
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eindelijk eens iemand die de film kent, én ook nog leuk vind :D :cool: *kuch* *kuch* I think I've got the black lung pop, *kuch*, It's not well ventilated down here :D (y) *kuch* Merman dad!.. merman! *kuch* *telefoon gaat* "God??" :D |
Lord Of The Rings - The Two Towers
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Snatch: ' I fucking hate Pikeys'
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"yippie-kay-ey motherfucker"
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De eerste in mijn gedachten is:
life is like... Nou ja, maak maar af, ik denk dat je hem nu wel kunt raden :) |
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En ook wat Gandalf zegt in Moria over Gollum (in de film dan): Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then don't be too eager to deal out death in judgement" |
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Die uit The Godfather en Pulp Fiction zijn ook onvergetelijk idd :>
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''kill em all'!!! ''
Dusk till dawn |
Good Will Hunting:
MORGAN Double burger. . . . .double burger?........ (singing) Chuck, I had a double burger! CHUCKIE Would you shut the fuck up. I know what you ordered. I was there. MORGAN So, give me my fuckin' sandwich. CHUCKIE Whaduya mean, "your sandwich?" I bought it....Morgan, how much money you got on you? MORGAN I set out your change, right. Get the snowcone (?) I said that before, when we pulled up. Why don't you just give me my sandwich, and stop being a prick? CHUCKIE All right, well, give me your fucking 16 cents that you got on you now, and we'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway. There we go. Keep it right up here for ya', and we'll put you on a program. Every day you come in with your six cents, and at the end of the week you get your sandwich. __________________________________________________ MORGAN Boy, I alwayssawhowstupidyouneedtobe to get fired from that job. I mean, how hard is it to push a mother-fuckin' broom aroundaroom. CHUCKIE Bitch, you got fired from pushing a fuckin' broom. MORGAN I got fired because management was restructuring. BILLY Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had workin' for 'em. __________________________________________________ SEAN So, if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo. You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that....If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, you'd probably uh...throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, and watched him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I ask you about love, y'probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable...known someone that could level you with her eyes. Feeling like God put an angel on Earth just for you..who could rescue you from the depths of Hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, n to have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospital room for two months, holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms visiting hours don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you: I don't see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. no one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and ripped my fuckin' life apart. You're an orphan, right? Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about that, because you know what? I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief. __________________________________________________ SKYLAR Look, um..If you don't love me, you should tell me because it's such a-- WILL I'm not saying I don't love you. SKYLAR Then why? Why won't you come? What are you so scared of? WILL What am I so scared of? SKYLAR Well, what aren't you scared of? You live in this safe little world where no one challenges you and you're scared shitless to do anything else but defend yourself because that would mean you'd hafta' change. WILL Oh no. Don't, don't, don't tell me about my world. Don't tell me about my world! I mean you just wanna have you fling with like the guy from the other side of town. Then you're going to go off to Stanford, you're going to marry some rich prick who your parents will approve of and just sit around with the other trust fund babies and talk about how you went slumming too, once. SKYLAR Why are you saying this? What is your obsession with this money? My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money. Nearly every day I wake up, and I wish that I could give it back, that I would give it back in a second if it meant I could have one more day with him, but I can't and that's my life and I deal with it. So don't put your shit on me, when you're the one that's afraid. WILL I'm afraid? Wha--wha--what am I afraid of, huh? What the fuck am I afraid of? SKYLAR You're afraid of me. You're afraid that I won't love you back. And you know what? I'm afraid too. Fuck it. I want to give it a shot and at least I'm honest with you. WILL I'm not honest with you? SKYLAR No, what about your twelve brothers? WILL All right. SKYLAR No. You're not going. You're not leaving. WILL What do you want to know? What? That I don't have twelve brothers? SKYLAR Yes. WILL That I'm a fuckin' orphan! SKYLAR Ye WILL No, you don't wanna hear that! SKYLAR I didn't know that. WILL No, you don't wanna hear that. SKYLAR I didn't know it. WILL You don't wanna hear that I had fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid. SKYLAR Oh...I didn't know that... WILL That this isn't fuckin' surgery, that the motherfucker stabbed me. You don't wanna hear that shit, Skylar. SKYLAR I do wanna hear it. WILL Don't tell me you want to hear that shit! SKYLAR I want to hear it because I want to help you. Because I want to-- WILL Help me! What the fuck? What I got a fucking sign on my back? That says "save me?" SKYLAR No. WILL Do I look like I need that? SKYLAR No. God, I just want to be with you because I love you! WILL Don't bullshit me. Don't bullshit me. Don't you fuckin' bullshit me! SKYLAR I love you. I wanna hear you say that you don't love me. Because if you say that, then I won't call you, and I won't be in your life... WILL I don't love you. ________________________________________________ WILL I just wanted to, you know, uh...call you up uh...before you left. Um..I've been takin' all these uh..job interviews and stuff, so..I'm not going to be just a construction worker. SKYLAR Well, you know, I never really cared about that. WILL Yeah. SKYLAR I love you. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Will? WILL Take care. SKYLAR Bye. ________________________________________________ CHUCKIE Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you. WILL What the fuck are you talkin' about? CHUCKIE Look. You got somethin' none of us-- WILL Oh come on..Wh--Why is it always this, I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this..why if I don't want to. CHUCKIE All right. No. No no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself. You owe it to me. Cus' tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be fifty. And I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right, that's fine. I mean, you're sitting on a winnin' lottery ticket. And you're too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit. Cus' I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin' guys. it'd be an insult to us if you're still here in twenty years. Hanging around here is a fuckin' waste of your time. WILL You don't know that. CHUCKIE I don't? WILL No. You don't know that. CHUCKIE Oh I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that. |
:cool: ja als hij zegt: I don't love you, zo emotieloos :D (y)
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heb net ff met mijn digitale camera foto's gemaakt :D http://talon.ath.cx/blue%20steel2.JPG blue steel http://talon.ath.cx/magnum.JPG magnum |
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Ali G in da House: http://talon.ath.cx/ali-G.JPG "Here set it to vibrate and finish yourself off" :D (y) |
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The Shawshank Redemption
Red: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. Star Trek: First Contact Worf: Assimilate this! Moulin Rouge Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return |
Ali-G smst:
mk cr b82rez 2g4: :cool: |
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nog wat quotes: Truman "Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!" Christof:"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented" (y) The Truman show Almásy: "How can you smile, pretending as though your life hadn't capsized? " "Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again." The English Patient (:)) Armand: "The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us." Louis: "Thirty years had passed, yet her body remained that of an eternal child. Her eyes alone told the story of her age, staring out from under her doll-like curls, with a questioning that will one day need an answer." Interview with a vampire Morpheus: "You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, that's not far from the truth." Neo: "Why do my eyes hurt? " Morpheus: "You've never used them before." Oracle: "You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you." Neo: "Who" Oracle:"Not too bright, though." (:D) Neo: "Okey dokey.. free my mind. Right, no problem, free my mind, free my mind, no problem, right..." The Matrix |
''Yeah, and well I still ow you, from the man with the thing in the place.''
Oceans Eleven, die casinobaas aan het begin. |
nieuwe:
lion king:No king, no king, tralalalala |
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godfather:
-real power cant be given, it must be taken -he is a bussinesman, I'll make him an offer he cant refuse. -As for Don Corleone, well he makes it very clear to me today that he is my enemy. You must chose between us -Never hate your enemies, it effects your judgement -Tonight the Corleone family settles its accounts -Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. en natuurlijk: -If anything in this life is certain; If history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone |
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-Vinny: Why'd we stop here? What's the matter with that space over there? Tyrone: It's to tight. Vinny:Too tight??You could land a jumbo-fickin-jet in there!!!!! -never underestimate the predictability of stupidity -you're always going to have trouble carrying a body in one piece. it seems the best thing to do is cut it into 6 pieces and pile 'm all together. |
Een paar:
TOBRUK (1967) Major Craig (Rock Hudson): I'll say one thing for the Germans, they certainly know how to build an engine. Captain Bergman (George Peppard): It doesn't cost much, either, when they use slave labor. Two hundred Jew power, Major. Major Craig: We all know what's going on in Europe. Captain Bergman: Well, if you do, if you really do, there must be a little of the Jew in you. Major Craig: They say there's a little of the Jew in everyone. Captain Bergman: Yeah, a little of the Nazi, too. MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969) Joe Buck (Jon Voight): I only get carsick on boats. TAXI DRIVER (1976) Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro): All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. AUTHOR! AUTHOR! (1982) Ivan (Al Pacino): Why do you take aspirin with champagne? Alice (Dyan Cannon): Oh, champagne gives me a headache. RESERVOIR DOGS (1992) [Mr. White and Mr. Pink are washing up after the robbery went sour, trying to figure out what happened] Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi): You kill anybody? Mr. White (Harvey Keitel): A few cops. Mr. Pink: No real people? Mr. White: Just cops. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996) Kate (Juliette Lewis): Where are we going? Richie (Quentin Tarantino): Mexico. Kate: What's in Mexico? Richie: Mexicans. THE RAINMAKER (1997) Rudy Baylor (Matt Damon): How do you know when a lawyer is lying?......... His lips are moving. |
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Mr. Pink - Waarom ben ik mr. Pink? Kijk, ik heb er geen problemen mee als ik mr. paars zou zijn of zo, maar mr. Pink... (nog heel tussenstuk) Leider: Because you're a faggot, that's why! |
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