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Paranoide 20-06-2002 12:04

human virus scanner
 
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

kijk met wat voor virussen je bent besmet of sterf aan een onidifineerbare ziekte :D

ik ben best wel ziek volgens het ding..


Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! (ik kan er ook niets aan doen dat mn broertje verslaafd is en ik er tegen aan moet kijken, elke dag :/)

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Conspiracy Theory (60%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Viruses you might suffer from:
Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

the 6th gate 20-06-2002 12:08

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Politics (95%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

martijn1985 20-06-2002 12:10

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

>>> Ja...dr stonden allemaal plaatjes van star trek tussen :D

Politics (90%)
Stop caring!

boardbabe 20-06-2002 12:11

Viruses you might suffer from:
Hippyism (89%--> hoogste)

Roos 20-06-2002 12:12

Politics
Stop caring!


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

dat

Scarlett 20-06-2002 12:15

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.


Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

miro 20-06-2002 12:15

Viruses you suffer from:

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Politics
Stop caring!


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Tofke_H 20-06-2002 12:16

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:
  • Linux (80%)

    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
  • Southampton (70%)

    Move to the Isle of Wight.
  • Free BSD (90%)

    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Shock 20-06-2002 12:26

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Hippyism (63%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Nanaki 20-06-2002 14:09

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Politics
Stop caring!


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Lethalis 20-06-2002 14:57

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Viruses you might suffer from:

UNIX (60%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

PV 20-06-2002 15:05

Viruses you suffer from:

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Eva 20-06-2002 15:20

vet is dit :D

Viruses you suffer from:

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Politics (60%)
Stop caring!


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Monica 20-06-2002 16:00

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics (90%)
Stop caring!


Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

:o :D

Paulaah 20-06-2002 16:12

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics
Stop caring!

Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Slither 20-06-2002 18:23

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Politics (60%)
Stop caring!


Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

bam 20-06-2002 18:28

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Politics (75%)
Stop caring!


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


yeeeeh......

]{ing 20-06-2002 18:48

Viruses you suffer from:

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (70%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

]{ing 20-06-2002 18:49

lol... 242.. 23..NIN :D en dan die cover van King Crimson :D

]{ing 20-06-2002 18:53

tssk zodra je het sisters of mercy dingetje ook aanklikt krijg je deze erbij:

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

:D

DaaF 20-06-2002 19:00

Viruses you suffer from:
None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton

Wouter Youth 20-06-2002 19:16

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Tampert 20-06-2002 19:16

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Politics
Stop caring!


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Lucky Luciano 20-06-2002 19:20

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band

Milk 21-06-2002 11:14

Viruses you suffer from:

Politics
Stop caring!


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Luca 21-06-2002 11:17

Viruses you suffer from:

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Conspiracy Theory (98%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Ja.

Dutchian 21-06-2002 11:21

Viruses you suffer from:
None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Japan (70%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Waarom heeft iedereen er zoveel en ik maar 1? :confused:
Volgens mij klik ik weer op alle verkeerde (of juist goede) plaatjes

Somebody Special 21-06-2002 12:28

Viruses you suffer from:

Politics
Stop caring!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle


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