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Van welke liedjes liggen jullie nou echt dubbel van het lachen?
Over een homoseksuele cowboy: Turbonegro - Prince of the rodeo Hi-ridin' daddy-o Spur-hump heyho let's go Fornicator of the lasso Sperminator of the asshole Prince of the rodeo Shoot the chute Pull the flute I'm back in the saddle - the world's most progressive cowboy And don't forget the clown I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low Prince of the rodeo |
fuck her gently van tenacious d.
daar heb ik de eerste 10 keer dat ik t hoorde echt van in een deuk gelegen. :D |
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en barbietrut van ABN is ook grappig!! |
Van Arie (de beuker) :D
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'hoersubsidie'
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van de toy dolls, ghost in the pantry. geweldige tekst, en ik was in een melige bui. verder weet ik zo even niet..
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Liedjes & verhalen van Ome Henk.
Ik weet het, het is vaak te kinderachtig voor woorden, maar ontzettend grappig. Tenminste, dat vind ik. "Ik heb altijd een snijbrander op zak!" -- Bril-jant. |
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Die quote die ik neerzette is van Ted. Je weet wel, Ted Tetterdetet. |
Simon The Ghost - Pieter (flashy remix)
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Maar ook een nummer als
Raggende Mannen - Poep In Je Hoofd The Shavers - Halvarine etc. |
Wham!- Wham! Rap
Hey everybody take a look at me, I've got street credibility, I may not have a job, But I have a good time, With the boys that I meet "down on the line" I said, I! - DON'T!- NEED! - YOU! So you don't approve, Well who asked you to? HEY! - JERK! - YOU! - WORK! This boy's got better things to do Hell, I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt, I choose, to cruise. Gonna live my life, sharp as a knife, I've found my groove and I just can't lose. A.1. style from head to toe, Cool cat flash gonna let you know, I'm a soul boy - I'm a dole boy, Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy! Give a Wham give a bam but don't give a damn :cool: :cool: Village People- Macho Man Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby, such a thrill, my body Every man wants to be a macho man To have the kind of body always in demand Joggin' in the mornings, go man go Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow You can best believe me He's a macho man .. You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk his western shirts and leather, always look so boss Funky with his body, he's a king call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains You can best believe that, he's a macho man likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand :D maar dat kan ook aan mij liggen. EDIT; ook Ottawan- D.I.S.C.O. Streets- Irony Of It All Johnny Cash- Boy Named Sue |
Tenacious D - I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I wanna do is get into his parka I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I make a wish on the northern lights That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe And the seals they sing now *seal noises* These cold winter nights are taking their toll I even get excited when I see the north pole See the north pole I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown goes down hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown, they say I'm the cutest boy in town! My car is fast, my teeth are shiny, so tell all the girls they can kiss my Heini! Here I am at a famous school, I present sharp and I'm actin' cool. I've got a chearleader here wants to help with my paper let her do all the work and maybe later I rape her! Oh, god I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme And I'm a handsome son of a bich, I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich! (get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good..) Womans liberation came creepin' all across the nation. I tell you, people, I was not ready when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddi ! She made a little speech then, oh she tried to make me say when... She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick! Oh, god I am the American dream, but now I smell like vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bich am I a boy or a lady I dont know which! (I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder) So I went out and bought me a leisure suit I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute. Got a job, doing radio promo, and none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo! Eventually me and a friend, sort of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour of the tower of power, as long as I get my little golden shower. Oh, god I am the American dream, put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I'm going down. And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I'm going down. And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I'm going down. Lou Reed - I wanna be black wanna be black, have natural rhythm Shoot twenty foot of jism too and fuck up the jews I wanna be black, I wanna be a panther Have a girlfriend named Samantha and have a stable of foxy whores Oh, oh, I wanna be black I don't wanna be a fucked up middle class college student anymore I just wanna have a stable of foxy little whores Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black Oh, oh, I wanna be black Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black I wanna be black, wanna be like Martin Luther King And get myself shot in the spring And lead a whole generation, too and fuck up the jews I wanna be black, I wanna be like Malcolm X And cast a hex over President Kennedy's tomb and have a big prick, too Oh, I don't wanna be a fucked up middle class college student no more Yeah, I just wanna have a stable of foxy little whores Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black I wanna be black I wanna be black I wanna be black I wanna be black yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanna be black Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanna be black Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanna be black Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black, oh, oh) (Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black, oh, oh) (Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black, oh, oh) (Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black, oh, oh) Lou Reed - Sex with your parents I was thinking of things that I hate to do Sex with your parents Things you do to me or I do to you, baby Sex with your parents Something fatter or uglier than rush rambo Something more disgusting than robert dole Something pink that climbs out of a hole And there it was - sex with your parents I was getting so sick of this right wing republican shit These ugly old man scared of young tit and dick So I try to think of something that made me sick And there it was - sex with your parents Now these old fucks can steal all they want And they can go and pass laws saying you can’t say what you want And you can’t look at this and you can’t look at that And you can’t smoke this and you can’t snort that And me baby - I got statistics - I got stats These people have been to bed with their parents Now I know you’re shocked but hang and have a brew If you think about it for a minute you know that it’s true They’re ashamed and repelled and they don’t know what to do They’ve had sex with their parents When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw - mom In the name of the family values we must ask whose family In the name of the family values we must ask - senator It’s has been reported that you have had Illegal congress with your mother, - sex with your parents Ah, senator An illegal congress by proxy is a Pigeon by any other name, - sex with your parents Senators you polish a turd Here in the big city we got a word For those who would bed their beloved big bird And make a mockery of our freedoms Ah, without even using a condom Without even saying "no" By God we have a name for people like that It’s - hey motherfucker |
D'oh :o
Frank Zappa & Moon Unit- Valley Girl it's like, TUBULAR y'know totally :cool: |
Het gehele repetoir van Donn-E.
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elmo's song - elmo
en ja das serieus een leuk liedje!!!(y) |
Heideroosjes-Ze smelten de paashaas
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De titelsong van brandweerman sam is echt super! ik heb hem op mp3 en ik heb helemaal in een deuk gelegen, misschien was dat ook omdat m'n klasgenootje hem over MSN naar me toe stuurde met zo'n serieus gezicht maar by the way het is toch een flauw nummertje :D
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Corned beef Antilope van liquidgeneration.com is echt humor, moet je zeker een keer gezien hebbe! :D
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Monkees - Gonna buy me a dog
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Frank Zappa heeft alitjd lollige teksten :D
Ohja...Corky & The Juice pigs (cabaret-gedoe) hebben ook wel wat leuke teksten...:D **************************** I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one i know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka But all want to do is get into his parka I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe Well me and muk-fluk-chuk-buk We both like blubber But me i've got this crazy fetish for rubber I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I make a wish on the northern lights That i can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe And the seals they sing now... These cold winter nights Are taking their toll I even get excited when i see the north pole See the north pole... I'm the only gay eskimo Only gay eskimo I'm the only one i know The only one i know-oh-oh-oh I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe. **************************** White and black, the friendly bears of china White and black, they rarely reproduce What shall be done about these chinese bears? What shall be done about these friendly bears? Die, they must die The pandas must die Die, they must die The pandas must die Yay! Why should we save them? What good do they do? Have you ever seen a panda, Do something good for you? They can't wear t-shirts, They can't bounce basketballs They can't walk tightropes, Over niagra falls Die, they must die The pandas must die Die, they must die The pandas must die You fat bastard All endangered species Leave endangered feces If you knew how bad they smelled You would gladly take their pelt If we kill them all We can have more parking lots We can have small couches Made of little ocelots Die, they must die The pandas must die Die, they must die The pandas must die. |
oh, en ook nog "ik vind je leuk" van de raggende manne. :P
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Donn-E - Gekke Players
" Ik play chickies als geen ander weet je m'n naam is Donn-E Ik ben de grootste... MC oftewel Freestyle. Ik ga het je nu vertellen IK en m'n matties gaan uit dan gaan we meestal naar damsco zuid daar halen we de chickies op Play chickies dat is de motto van ons wees maar paraat voordat een van onze players weer toeslaat we zijn de harde players " de rest weet ik zo ff niet meer |
Electric Six - Gay Bar
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Arie de Beuker spreekt tot U! |
Flying Lizard - Money (thats what i want)
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en niemand die het kan... weet je, m'n naam is donn-eeee ben de grootste mc oftewel freestyle, freestyle, kga het je nu vertellen IK en me matties gaan uit dan gaan we meestal naar damsco zuid, dan halen we die chickies op... we zijn de grootste players van weesp wees maar paraat voordat één van onze players weer toeslaat we hebben geen medelij, staan elkaar bij, zij aan zij helpen elkaar... sommige mensen zijn raar, maar voor ons is het grote gebaar PLAY chickies, dat is de motto, van ons we doen wat we willen en slikken van die gekken pillen de week zitten er op, dr is weer een nieuwe... WE ZZZZIIIIten op school, in de klas we willen weer beginnen met onze lekkere dingen de chickies staan in de rij........ ze staan te springen om die grote banaa de eerste tanga heet sylvana, ze stond weer in de weg OH DAMN wat heeft zij een pech... ze was helemaal van de leg, gestoord en wel ze wilde het snel, ze zoog enzo en zet het STOP we gaan nu verder met gymen me gekke rap gaat weer... beginnen liegen en bedriegen, we kunnen het nie zeggen, we moeten ze omleggen hijs bijna af, maar nou weet ik het ook nie meer uiterst lachwekkend die gozer |
urm..
ze willen je breken dat doen ze door je stem te faken nu ben jij ballen lekker ciao |
van Danny Kaye...je kent um wel van the Lion King :P
I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts Down at an english fair one evening I was there When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely) There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger) Give them a twist a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now) Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony) Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch |
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:cool: m'n moeder zong m vroeger altijd :o |
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De tekst is nog niet eens zo boeiend, het gaat er meer om HOE hij het zingt :) Trouwens, echt bijna alle Toy Dolls nummers zijn grappig, maar deze blijft mijn favoriet: Dig That Groove Baby Friday night is bath night this is what they say We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long We are gonna catch the bus into the town We are boogie on down... [Chorus:] Dig that groove ba-a-by [repeat] Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby. There they are again covered in Old Spice They think they will get the girls cause they smell nice, They all call me riff raff 'Coz I wear a Crombie I couldn't stand it being just like them they all look like puffs not men [Chorus] See that trendy there she used to be a punk Now she's off to the disco to listen to junk Her boyfriend was a skinhead He used to shout Oi! Oi! Play that funky music that's what they say now Come with me and I'll show you how... |
Alle nrs van Tedje en de Flikkers
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hiv'e ghot a lovaly bunch of coconuts there lóóóóvely :D John Inman- Are You being Served Sir? is ook erg leuk |
Breakfast van K's choice is best grappig ..
ikvind alleen de tekst zo gauw niet |
Mc Wigger & DJ Wanna B - Echte Neger.mp3
(y) (oftewel Def P onder n andere naam) |
~ wouldnt it be nice, to get on with me neighbours ~
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hey wat dacht je van 538-bert en ernie: Let It Snow He Ernie ik voel me goed, ik ook Bert. HOEI En daar rijdt Meneer Aart, in zijn 850 in volle vaart. Hij wuift naar ons en zegt tot zo, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Hij won al heel wat zielen, Als hij hier weer kwam dealen, de eerste gram kreeg je altijd kado, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Ja, het was op een grote fuif, maar het bleef niet bij de eerste keer, dus toen nam ik nog een snuif, en al snel wilde ik meer. Je baalt nu als een stekker, maar je voelt je straks weer lekker, en zo een sterk als een leeuw, van de sneeuw, van de sneeuw, van de sneeuw snuif snuif lekker he bert, ja ernie, ook op de oliebollen WOEI en in de pannekoeken bert Aart is een fijne vent, want zijn stuff is altijd 90% procent, dat is goed dat merk je zo, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. De moraal van dit verhaal, snuiven doen we allemaal, dus wil je poedersuiker op je taart, kom bij Aart, kom bij Aart, kom bij Aart. |
Call any vegetable, Muffin man, Titties 'n' Beer en The dangerous kitchen van Frank Zappa.
Fuck her gently van Tenacious D (klassieker) |
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TBL - V
helemaal sinds afgelopen zaterdag :D |
tristan met bierplaat
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Alexei Sayle - Ullo John, Gotta new Motor?!
Das die kale gast van the young ones (Jerzy balowsky, de huisbaas) en dat liedje is gewoon 8 minuten lang totale onzin. En dan vooral de toon waarop t word gezegd is echt belachelijk... Klinkt meer als: Ullo John Go' A New Mo Ah! |
Monty Python- Philosophers Beer Drinking Song
aritstotle aristotle was a bugger for the bottle :D Monty Python had toch ook The Lumberjack song ofzo, kan me vaag bijstaan dat ik die leuk vond. |
Oh asjeblieft begin niet over python. Ik heb namelijk nogal een obsessie :o
De lumberjack song is idd erg leuk, maar ik kan m niet meer horen sinds ik 'm op de groep 8 musical avond MOEST playbacken. Eric the half-a-bee van Python is ook heel erg leuk. En Medical Loveson. En I like Chinese... Eigenlijk alle nummers van hun wel. Niet alleen qua tekst, de liedjes zelf zijn gewoon leuk. Monty Python sings is een top CD en kost tegenwoordig geen drol meer (y) |
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BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day |
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macabre-In the army now
macabre-and the chocolate Factory [ die is echt lomp gewoon ] ABN-Jesus is cool |
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