Nog een nerdtopic. Warhammer!
 

50 Ways to Confuse Your Opponent:

1. Bring a hand puppet. Question it constantly as to what is the best
course of action.
2. Bring a small model coffin with undertakers. Everytime a model dies,
escort it off the battlefield and give it model funeral. Remember to hum
the funeral theme tune.
3. Bring a falsified rulebook ( hours of fun ).
4. Shave your head. Paint your skin green. Wear a nose ring. Grunt a lot.
5. Flip a coin at the start of the game. After observing the outcome, claim
that you have won the game. Look upset if your opponent denies this. Sulk.
6. Bring 20 printed pages of notes and intellectual-looking glasses. Refuse
to let your opponent look at them. Refer to them throughout the game. Speak
aloud as you read- "he's gone there, so contigency plan 8a means that I
should..."
7. Insist opponent rolls all your dice for you. Complain and insult your
opponent if you get any bad rolls.
8. Before the game, do a little dance and motion to the gods. Curse your
opponent dramatically.
9. Arrive before your opponent. Set up your army and then take the other
side of the table. Act as if you are expecting to play with your opponent's
army.
10. Add a spring loading system to your cannon. Bring lots of ball
bearings.
11. Bring a plastic kid's sword and 'challenge' your opponent. If he
refuses, claim you have won the game through his forfeit.
12. Play dead if your general dies.
13. Bring a Land-raider model from 40K. Leave it sitting conspicuously on
your side of the table. Make cryptic references to the power of lascannon
in WHFB.
14. Complain that you don't think you can trust your hero.
15. Act as if you are a sports commentator. Commentate on the game.
Incessantly.
16. Ask politely if your opponent wouldn't kill your general. Explain that
its his birthday.
17. Bring a smoke machine. Insist on recreating the "fog of war".
18. Sacrifice a goblin to Mork before the game. Saw off its head with a
craft knife.
19. Arrange models in a diorama in the middle of the battle. Take photos
for a "battle report."
20. Sharpen your goblins' spears before the game with a craft knife. Grin
widely.
21. Cackle diabolically. "The World is mine! Nothing can stop me now!"
22. State before the game that you are playing for the title of the
champion of the universe.
23. Feel the personal loss of every soldier. "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew
him well."
24. Lament the woes of war loudly. Faint when a model dies.
25. Add sound FX. Kaboom!
26. Ask if you can have TV rights to the game.
27. Just to surprise your opponent, agree amicably with and compliment your
opponent!
28. Declare that you are opposed to the senseless destruction of our
forests. Refuse to let him kill your treeman. Refuse to let him move
through woods.
29. Insist on a lunch break for your troops. Bring a model Mr. Whippy van.
30. Explain that you are a pacifist. Call off the game immediately.
31. Order your miniatures in your best Sergeant-Major voice. "Quick march,
on the double- hut!"
32. Ask if your opponent is opposed to nuclear warfare. Carry a small
spherical device. Give no other reasons.
33. Wear a crown. Say that you are the "Lord of the Galaxy". Get a horde of
admirers to cheer you on.
34. Bring a stuffed, shaved poodle. Say it is your mascot.
35. Grow a Hitler moustache and wear a swastika. 'Discipline' your troops
if they fail to salute you.
36. Cheer on your miniatures.
37. Hide under the table at the start of the game. Make your opponent drag
you out. Speak in a nervous whisper. Confide in him that you are scared of
his troops.
38. Leave a false army list lying around. Snatch it back angrily if your
opponent starts to read it, but leave it visible.
39. Pull out an ace surreptiously ( but obviously ) from your sleeve during
the magic phase. Look pleased. Try to play it.
40. Keep a deck of M:tG cards handy. When you are told it is "the magic
phase" bring out the cards and start to shuffle them. Ask if he wants to
cut your deck.
41. Speak in skaven. Neek- Neek!
42. Tell him you've brought weighted dice. Complain about the uselessness
of modern technology when you start to roll ones.
43. Bring a lamp. Rub it and make three wishes before the game. Look at
your opponent accusingly if they don't immediately come true. Ask him if
he's used it.
44. Ask what year it is. Ask where you are. Ask what game you are going to
play. If he says warhammer, bring out an antique mallet and hit him with
it. Smile a corny grin.
45. Make references to a spy/traitor in his army.
46. Don't place your wizard on the board at the start of the game. At the
end of your deployment, use a small explosive device to create a smoke
screen and place down the wizard behind it while you yell, "poof!". When
the smoke dissipates, say, "Tadaa!"
47. Have a history written for every trooper. Start a family feud.
48. Poor cheese sauce all over your opponent's army. Complain that it is
cheesy.
49. Come with an army painted completely fluor-purple. Wear dark glasses.
50. Attempt to bribe your opponent's characters. Turn away quickly if your
opponent looks at you questioningly. Deny everything.


...hoppa. >:]

Wat is Warhammer? :o

Amateur. Zó ben je echt niet iemand in de war.

Sommige mensen hebben echt niets te doen

Als je het maar met genoeg overtuiging brengt wel. >:]
Daarbij. Ik wil wel eens zien hoe jij vrolijk en onafgeleid doorspeelt als je leger onder de kaas zit. :D

Tzeentch is gay.

kannonen wrom komen jullie nu allemaal met dit soort topics?

Gij heiden! Warhammer is stoerrrr. ;)

Geheel mee eens. >:]

Och, je bent een nerd of je bent het niet, he.

Zeg jij maar niks, jij verliest altijd.

Drie keer, ja. Van de drie. Nou en. :D

Misschien heb ik het wel overgetypt?

Nog nooit gespeeld. :o

Je bent een gezegend mens :o

Zwoesj, boefje. Warhammer humor is universeel. Elke nerd lacht hier om.

Zou kunnen, maar het lijk me een beetje onlogisch dat je 5151 tekens gaat gebruiken voor zoiets. Maarja, het maakt me eigenlijk ook geen zak uit.

Henk Vos-fans hebben geen recht van spreken. Zelfs Skinks 0wnen 'm, en geloof me, dat zegt veeeeeeeeel. >:]

Mensen zonder leven zijn best in staat tot zoiets, hoor.

Zou kunnen, maar jij bent volgens mij niet zo iemand.

Dus ik ben geen nerd. :cool:

Ja, ik geloof je. Ik heb alleen geen idee waar je het over hebt. Het klinkt iig nogal triest. Maar goed, ieder zijn hobby.

Zou ik niet te hard zeggen. :D Ik heb dit stukje ooit overgetypt van 'n site waar je 't niet van mocht kopieëren. Maar ik wou 't wel op de computer hebben, vandaar. :]

Hoewel ik het nu dus wel gewoon uit dat bestand gekopieërd had.

Je had ook op je rechtermuisknop kunnen drukken, dan op bron weergeven klikken en dan het kopiëren.Om te voorkomen dat je nog eens zo iets _stompzinnigsdoet. :)

Mja, in Opera kan dat niet, voor zo ver ik 't weet. Toch bedankt :].

De enige keer dat ik Warhammer speelde, was dat mijn tactiek.

Nee, je haalde gewoon geen enkele psychology-test en vluchtte per direct het battlefield af.

Oh ja, natuurlijk, ik vergeet altijd dat andere mensen altijd beter weten dan ik hoe mijn leven tot nu toe verlopen is.

Geweldig,..
ik hou van NERDS.
warhammer is gewoon een leuke hobby meer niet.

enne roel ik verlsa jou nog wel eens.

@ mash: CHAOS FOREVER. vooral Nurgle.



en aan alle anderen, probeer het eens. je raakt er zo verlsaafd aan.

We kunnen in principe dit weekend wel 'n 5000+ battle met z'n vieren doen? Even Roel z'n kikkerdril inmaken :D.

God Masj, je bent nog erger dan ik dacht. :D

je moest eens weten,..

enne mash we kunnen beter 4x 1000 doen. dat is makkelijker en sneller

Veel te Engels voor mij.

Ghehe ik vind ze wel cool :D (maar ik heb dan ook een vrij hoge nerd-factor).

Ik wil ook nog weleens leren warhammeren maar heb er denk ik het geld niet voor over :o

OEH! *vet idee* (y)
Ik vraag zo'n doos aan sinterkerstman :)

50 Ways to make Your Opponent Laugh (y)

Ik wil het je best uitleggen? Als dank voor de M:tG-uitleg, ooit :D

Paranoide/Masj hier onder Faery's naam, overigens :]

[Paranoide]

:o:D.

Enne, Jaap, kerel. We zien het allemaal vanavond wel :D

30 Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy When You're at Home

1. Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbors have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five.

2. Surround yourself with 200 people that you don't really know or like: people who smoke, snore like Mack trucks going uphill, and use foul language like a child uses sugar on cereal.

3. Unplug all radios and TVs to completely cut yourself off from the outside world. Have a neighbor bring you a Time, Newsweek, or Proceedings from five years ago to keep you abreast of current events.

4. Monitor all home appliances hourly, recording all vital information (ie: plugged in, lights come on when doors open, etc)

5. Do not flush the toilet for five days to simulate the smell of 40 people using the same commode.

6. Lock the bathroom twice a day for a four hour.

7. Wear only military uniforms. Even though nobody cares, clean and press one dress uniform and wear it for 20 minutes.

8. Cut your hair weekly, making it shorter each time, until you look bald or look like you lost a fight with a demented sheep.

9. Work in 19 hour cycles, sleeping only four hours at a time, to ensure that your body does not know or even care if it is day or night.

10. Listen to your favorite CD 6 times a day for two weeks, then play music that causes acute nausea until you are glad to get back to your favorite CD.

11. Cut a twin mattress in half and enclose three sides of your bed. Add a roof that prevents you from sitting up (about 10 inches is a good distance) then place it on a platform that is four feet off the floor. Place a small dead animal under the bed to simulate the smell of your bunkmate's socks.

12. Set your alarm to go off at 10 minute intervals for the first hour of sleep to simulate the various times the watchstanders and night crew bump around and wake you up. Place your bed on a rocking table to ensure you are tossed around the remaining three hours. Make use of a custom clock that randomly simulates fire alarms, police sirens, helicopter crash alarms, and a new wave rock band.

13. Have week old fruit and vegetables delivered to your garage and wait two weeks before eating them.

14. Prepare all meals blindfolded using all the spices you can grope for, or none at all. Remove the blindfold and eat everything in three minutes.

15. Periodically, shut off all power at the main circuit breaker and run around shouting "fire, fire, fire" and then restore power.

16. At least once a month, force the commode to overflow to simulate a 'black water system' boo boo.

17. Buy a gas mask and smear it with rancid animal fat. Scrub the face shield with steel wool until you can no longer see out of it. Wear this for two hours every fifth day especially when you are in the bathroom.

18. Study the owner's manual for all household appliances. Routinely take an appliance apart and put it back together.

19. Remove all plants, pictures and decorations. Paint everything gray, white, or the shade of hospital smocks.

20. Buy 50 cases of toilet paper and lock up all but two rolls. Ensure one of these two rolls is wet all the time.

21. Smash your forehead or shins with a hammer every two days to simulate collision injuries sustained onboard Navy ships.

22. When making sandwiches, leave the bread out for six days, or until it is hard and stale.

23. Every 10 weeks, simulate a visit to another port. Go directly to the city slums wearing your best clothes. Find the worst looking place, and ask for the most expensive beer that they carry. Drink as many as you can in four hours. Take a cab home taking the longest possible route. Tip the cabby after he charges you double because you dress funny and don't speak right.

24. Use fresh milk for only two days after each port visit.

25. Keep the bedroom thermostat at 2 degrees C and use only a thin blanket for warmth.

26. Ensure that the water heater is connected to a device that provides water at a flow rate that varies from a fast drip to a weak trickle, with the temperature alternating rapidly from 2 to 95 degrees C.

27. Use only spoons which hold a minimum of 1/2 cup at a time.

28. Repaint the interior of your home every month, whether it needs it or not.

29. Stand outside at attention at dawn and have the poorest reader you know read the morning paper out loud. Be sure to have him skip over anything pertinent.

30. Every four hours, check the fluid level in your car's radiator. Check the tire pressure and replace air lost from excessive pressure checks. Be sure to place red tag on ignition stating "DANGER: DO NOT OPERATE" while you perform these checks. Inform your neighbor as to the results of these checks, have him tell you to repeat the checks because he did not see you perform them.


:D:D:D

Ah ik dacht al, kan me niet herinneren ooit Faery irl te hebben gezien... laatstaan leren magiccen.
Wel cool idee! Mail maar ofzo... (Y)

[faery]

Ah, een aanstormend warhammerspeler :cool:.

ble, nerdjes

Ik wil het ook wel leren

Geven jullie cursussen oid?

Warhammer is niet leuk. Alleen de poppetjes schilderen wel! :D

Ja, 50 euro per nerd :cool:

Eenmalig of per les?
En als ik geen nerd ben hoef ik niet te betalen?

moehahaha :evil:

:confused:

opzich is schilderen het leukste, maar spelen kan ook leuk zijn...