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Quotes uit Friends
"Playstation is wack!"
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"say it, don't spray it"
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van maandag waren echt great en vooral die aan het begin
Ross geeft iedereen kaartjes voor de hele converentie Rachel :'' Is there smething t get us out too?'' Of Joey:Food a drink and then under the blanket..'' Ross: ''Its a blanket not a cloke of ivenbility''of hoe je het ok schrijft Chandler: Aren't engagement rings supposed to have diamonds in them? Oh there it is. David: It's one seventieth of a carat. Y'know being a failed scientist doesn't pay as well as you might think. Monica: David's going to propose to you tonight. Phoebe: Wow, really? Thats fantastic. Monica: What, are you serious? You want to marry him, what about Mike? Phoebe: Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well lets just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: 'Mike, do you take Phoebe?' (puts hand over mouth) 'NO, GOD NO!' You know, its every girls dream! Ross: I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career. Monica: Do you really think that marrying someone else is the right answer? Phoebe: Sure. Look, okay, bottom line. I love Mike. DAVID! Mike: Will you marry me? Phoebe: No. David: Um, ha ha. David: (Sarcastically) Would you like my chair aswell? Mike: Yeah, actually that'd be great. David: Well that's fair, you've had a long trip. Monica: (About Phoebe and Mike getting back together) Because of our meddling! Mike: Hi Chandler. (Mike sees Monica's hair) Hi Monic-woah! [Monica has big hair] Monica: I have bad news. Phoebe: You're leaving the Supremes? Joey starts laughing in the middle of Ross' speech) Charlie: What? Joey: He said "erectus"! Monica:(to Rachel) ok you go reserve the chairs, I'll get the lotion and the magazines. Chandler: ummm... ladies? Ross' speech is in 45 minutes. Rachel: DAMMIT! Monica: NOO!! Ross: (from the other room)The walls are pretty thin, guys! Chandler: David's going to propose to Phoebe tonight? Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told them not to? Chandler: That would be advice! David: So why did Phoebe and Mike break up? Chandler: His penis was too big. |
sorry maar ik snap er geen fuck van
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Phoebe: I gonna give my brother the most beautiful gift someone can possibly give...
Chandler: So you give him a baby AND a sony playstation?!? |
Phoebe over tafelvoetbal:
"twenty armless guys, joined at the waist by a steel bar FORCED to play soccer forever? HELLO human rights violation?!" |
Maandag was idd een leuke aflevering aflevering :)
Joey&Rachel <3 |
Joey:
you don't have to break up with her.....be a man,just stop calling en natuurlijk : How you doin'? prachtig |
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Rachel: Look its unisex!
Joey: No, You need sex... Racel: No Joey, U-N-I sex Joey: I wouldn't say no to that :D Phoebe: I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything? Monica: I'll have a latte. Ross: I'll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf. Chandler: I'll have a bagel with a little... Phoebe: You know I was just being polite. [Phoebe knipt Monicas haar] Phoebe: Relax, I know what I'm doing, this is how HE wears it. Monica: How who wears it? Phoebe: Demi Moore Monica: Demi Moore is not a he. Phoebe: Well, he was HE in ARTHUR and in 10 eh, Monica: THAT'S DUDLEY MOORE., I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. Phoebe: Oh, OH. Monica: OH MY GOD. Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'M SORRY. Which one is Demi Moore? Monica: SHE'S the ACTRESS, who was in DISCLOSURE, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and GHOST. Phoebe: OH. Oh she's got gorgeous hair. Monica: I KNOW. (ik lag echt helemaal onder mijn stoel bij deze... maar mag ik alle quote die hards verwijzen naar IMDB :allemaal friendsquotes helemaal voor JOU uitgezocht! Knock yourself out (y) |
nog een dan...
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people. Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want. Monica: [On the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?... Yes, hold on. [to Rachel] Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account. Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks. Monica: That is the unusual activity. |
ahhhh deze is kort en ik wild em toch nog ff delen met jullie
Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer. Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself. Phoebe: She was a drug dealer. |
"Will you merry me?"
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"Roekoe! It's the pidgeon from the balcony!"
Phoebe: "Phoebe." Rachels zus: "Oh, that's a funny noise!" |
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Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me. Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what? Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen. |
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de voicemail van ross:
weeeee will weee willll callyouback, callyouback (y) |
Ross: Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.
Joey: Says who? Your mom? Monica and Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’ Chandler: No, no, no, you say that proudly. Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose. Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running. Monica: To score the winning touchdown, by the way. Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking. Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game. Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didn’t get the Geller Cup? Rachel: Um, there was a Geller Cup? Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, ‘nobody won that game, ‘ and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake. Chandler: And was the curse lifted? TOW the football rules :D |
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David is echt grappig altijd :D :D :D |
Audience: Hahahahaha
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ross: 'you eat MY sandwich???'
als phoebe probeert te fietsen en dan zo valt: 'see!' ross: 'i'm ross, the divorce forse' phoebe tegen paleontologen op het congres : 'not you guys, you've got it going on!' phoebe: 'but my mum killled herself' rachel : 'you cant use that to get the last muffin And to get that cellphone' phoebe: 'oh, i already used that one today?' ross: ' I'm Dead?!' chandler: 'and so yound..' ross: ' Uh Uh i respectufully disagree!' buurman: 'i could have had a cat' |
Rachel: Guess what, GUESS WHAT?
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they ALL recommend Trident? Chandler: Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in High School? Joey: No. I had sex in High School. Chandler: Condoms? Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that? Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they're exctinct? Ross: Joey, they are people. Joey: Hey, I'm not judging. Monica: I'm Rachel. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross. Rachel: I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there. Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from? Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania. Chandler: and the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right? Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from. Monica: Joey, you've been acting weird for a couple of days, now. What's wrong? Joey: Nothing... Well, something. I kinda had a dream, sorta... Ahh, forget it. Chandler: Come on. What if Martin Luther King said that- "I kinda had a dream, sorta... "? |
Joey: "if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her? NOW TELL ME YOU WANNA CARESS MY BUTT!"
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die heb ik op video :cool: |
Unagi :D
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Ow mai god!
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verder: alles waar Günther (central perk :p) in voor komt |
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En dan probeert Ross het nog zo op te zoeken in het Nederlands woordenboek, hahaha! |
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We were on a break!
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Joey: Well you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penquin pal!
en veel, veel meer |
Het enige wat ik me nog goed kan herinneren en wat me al die tijd goed is bijgebleven, was na de 'bruiloft' van Ross en Rachel
Ross: 'Hello Mrs Ross' Rachel: 'Hello Mr Rachel' Het was gewoon echt grappig, ook de manier waarop :D |
Geweldig, ik zie ook gelijk die hoofden erbij. :D
------ Ross: You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair? Joey: Yeah? Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived. [Playing Football] Monica: Okay Phoebs, you know what you're doing right? Phoebe: Yeah. Monica: Okay Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block. Phoebe: What's block? Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing. Phoebe: I thought you meant in life. Ross: Every week a TV Guide is delivered to Joey and Chandler. What is the name on the magazine? Rachel: Oh it's Chandler Bing. Him. Right there. Monica: No. Ross: Actually the correct answer is "Chanandler Bong" Chandler: Ms. Chanandler Bong. Chandler: [To Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute. Joey: But it hurt's my Joey's Apple. Chandler: [frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man. Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen. Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback. [Joey and Chandler apartment has been robbed] Joey: Aw, man. He took the five of spades. [looks through deck] Joey: No, here it is. Phoebe: [imitating Chandler] OK, could that report BE any later? Chandler: I don't sound like that. Joey: Oh, yes you do. Ross: The hills are alive with the sound... OF music. And so on.. :cool: |
Phoebe: I've been naughty
Ross: You have? Phoebe: yes I've been a very naughty girl Ross: mmmmm Phoebe: Do you wanna spank me? Ross: I will spank you! :D :D :D :D :D Phoebe: If you want e-mails about my upcoming shows please give me money so I can buy a computer :D :D :D Sorry maar phoebe is geweldig!!!!! |
Journalist: Could you spell your name please?
Phoebe: Yes, that is P from Phoebe, H from hoebe, O from oebe, E from Ebe, B from be and E Wrom: GMEPYOQKEDOT |
Joey: Date of birth...maytember????
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als joey en chandler ruzie maken om een stoel:
chandler (met zijn hand vlak voor joey's gezicht) don't touch you, can't get mad, don't touch you, can't get mad! |
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Joey: hihihihihi (hij zit in een doos :D) |
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