Het grote 'Quote je favoriete tv/film-figuur' topic
 

Het is de bedoeling dat je in dit topic je all time favorite tv- of filmfiguren quote, met hun leukste, coolste of meest legendarische uitspraken.
Ik zal beginnen met de nu al legendarische Al Bundy uit 'Married... with Children'.

Al: A fat woman walked into the shoestore today...

Peggy: Al, would you ever leave me?
Al: As soon as I get the chance!

Marcy: God, do I háte men!
Al: And I thought you were man's best friend?.. Oh no, that's a dog, not a chicken! Sorry, Marce.

Peggy: Be strong, Marce. You don't need a man. I mean, what are they good for? They sit there like a lump, they pick, they burp, they let one fly. And then they smile like they just won the Nobel-prize. And once a month they roll over you on their way to the bathroom and call that lovin'.

Peggy: You don't like anything.
Al: Stárting with you!

Al (tegen Kelly): When I was your age, I never got invited to any party!
Marcy: Thére's a mystery!

Marcy (tegen Al): And I dó have breasts, dam'nit!
Jefferson: She really does, Al! You just can't see them, that's all.
Marcy (tegen Jefferson): Like I can see everything on you...
Jefferson: You said that it wasn't important.
Marcy: Well, I lied.

Marcy: We need a man. Where can we find one? Al, have you seen a man? Al: No, but I've seen a woman who could make one steril!

De volgende! :)

I am your father....

Van Darth Vader uiteraard

Jules Winfield: Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch ?

Jim Carrey : Take Care Now, Bye Bye Then!

Tony Montana: ''Say hello to my little friend!''

I have this condition. It's my memory. I have no short-term memory. I remember all about myself, but since my injury, I can't make new memories. Everything fades. If we talk for too long, I forget how we started and the next time I see you, I might not remember this conversation...

...I've told you this before, haven't I?

- Leonard Shelby, uit Memento

Ik zou hem niet gelijk mijn "all time favorite" noemen, maar ik vind Jim uit Empire of the Sun wel erg :cool::

"Help me; I'm British!"

Jim: "Can I have his shoes when he's dead?"
Dr. Rawlins: "God you're a pragmatist, Jim."

"Do you know where we are? We're here, see? And now we have to turn left. Do you hear me? When I say turn left, you turn left! When I say turn right, turn right! You have to do what I say otherwise we'll never get to Soochow then you'll be shot!"

En van deze scène krijg ik nog altijd kippenvel:
Dr. Rawlins: "Get down Jim! Get down! Go on, get down!"
Jim: "P-51's, aren't they beautiful? I touched them, I touched them, I felt their heat. I could taste them in my mouth! Oil and cordite.."
Dr. Rawlins: "Jim come back to the hospital with me, I need some help with the hospital.."
Jim: "Dr. Rawlins, do you remember how we helped to build the runway? If we'd died like the others.. our bones would be in the runway. In a way it's our runway!"
Dr. Rawlins: "No it's their runway Jim! Try not to think so much. TRY NOT TO THINK SO MUCH!"
Jim: ".........I can't remember what my parents look like.... I used to play Bridge with my mother in her bedroom. She used to comb her hair, I'd watch her. She had.. dark hair."

(y)

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

[Jules and Vinnie take Marvin with them in their car and Vinnie's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Jules: Oh. Fuck's happening.
Vincent: Man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that. Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time.
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight.
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker. We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent: Take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: We're in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town. Shit. What you doin'?


pulp fiction

Eigenlijk zou je gewoon heel pulp fiction kunnen quoten.

'i'm not gay, i'm british'

- off centre

'champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends'

- 25th hour

'this is the life we chose, the life we lead, and there is only one guarantee. None of us will see heaven'

- road to perdition

'blame canada'

- south park

'who's the biatch nooooow!'

- the new guy

'are you talking to me?'

- taxi driver

"My mama always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what ya gonna get"

Forrest Gump/Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump

Bubba: "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

in Forrest Gump

Voor inspiratie: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/quotations/moviequotes.html

The Simpsons:

Miss Hoover: Now take out your crayons.
Ralph Wiggum: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes, Ralph.
Ralph Wiggum: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph Wiggum: I ate it.

Duffman: Huwah! Duffman can't breeth! Ow yeah!

Homer: Save me, Jebus!

Chicken Run:

Mr. Tweedy: What is it?
Mrs. Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
Mrs. Tweedy: Apple.
Mr. Tweedy: My favorite.
Mrs. Tweedy: Chicken pies, you great lummox!
:D

who do you wanna be forrest?
uuuhhh... ME?

verder:
"Shut up FOOL!" (BA, the A-Team)
"I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, the A-Team)
"Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?" (johnny depp, OuTiM)
"You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death."(johnny depp, OuTiM)
"Tonya, what the fuck are you doing?" (john travolta, Face/Off)
"Have you lost your mind?" "According to my last psych evaluation yes." (john malcovich, con air)
"I'ma get medieval on your ass." (ving rhames, pulp fiction)

nogal nutteloos topic, ik kan zo pagina's volschrijven met vette quotes

Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko:

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Frank:Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

Kitty Farmer: No Duh. Duh is a product of fear.

"I'm sorry, but I think we've all seen Bonanza."
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

Susanna Kaysen: Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

Winona Ryder als Susanna Kaysen in Girl, Interrupted.

echt geniale film (y)

Edward Scissorhands:

Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.

ubermooie film...

Pulp fiction:

Honey Bunny: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

en voor de rest weet ik ff geen

But that still counts as one!!!

Gimli

Spongebob: Ik ben er klaar voor

goodbye, mr. anderson.
-agent smith

Topher Grace in That 70's show:

Eric: Mr. Pinciotti, You know I love your daughter, and sometimes....haha :s I, uh, We express that in a fysical way.... :bloos:

Bob: You better won't say what I think your gonna say.... Cous I'll be mad. And sometimes....haha :mad: I express that in a fysical way!

Eric: Mr. Pinciotti, I love your daughter and I respect her and I never will stop respecting and loving her

even when the cops came

:D (y)

Futurama

The Professor: Good news everyone

The Professor: The university is bringing me up for disiplinery charges, wait..thats not good news at all.
Leela:what ever you did professor i am sure there is an re sonable explenation for it.
The Professor: yes, but they won't listen, everyone is always in favor of saving hitlers brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Whoohoo then you sundenly went to far
to far :S

Sowieso is heel That 70s Show ge-wel-dig. :bloos:

En welke idioot heeft verzonnen dat het niet meer uitgezonden wordt. :mad:

Ja, die is inderdaad geniaal :cool:

Lord Flashheart (Rik Mayall,Blackadder) <333

"just because I can give multiple orgasm to the furniture just by sitting on it, doesn't mean i'm not sick of this damn war..."

"Am I glad to see you or is there a canoo in my pocket. WOOF!"

Flashheart: "Always Treat your kite like you treat your woman..."
George: "How, how do you mean, Sir? do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?"
Flashheart: "No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back"

"Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face! "

'I better call the doctor...cause I've got springfever!!'
Spongebob

geniaal!!

- The art of fighting without fighting? Show me some of it.
- Later.
(y)

Very few people can be totally ruthless. It isn't easy, it takes more strength then you might believe.

enter the dragon

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Als goku supersaiyan wordt.

Niet spotten met Bruce :nono:

Eric Draven (the Crow) : Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children

Boromir (FotR): It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

Zoveel uit Seinfeld. :cool:

"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats
to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please,
a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."
- George

Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Geen idee uit welke film, maar ik denk er redelijk vaak aan als ik weer een pasje ergens voor nodig heb.

Hande hoch, mister!

Vind ik trouwens ook zo'n meesterlijke uitvinding.

Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here

American Beauty

Jack (?): On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

Fight Club

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

The Big Lebowski

Alledrie geniaal. A Swiss Fuckin' watch.

Find the halfling!!!!!!

Lûrtz

what can I do for you bonesera? (the godfather)

I'll make him an offer he won't refuse (the godfather)

I'm scared in the dark (the green mile)

Here's Johnny (the shining)

I can't remember to forget you (memento)

de hele "God is a sadist" speech van al pacino (the devil's advocate)

Yippie ca yee motherfucker (die hard)

She's gonna be pissed (die hard with a vengeance)

show me the money (jerry maguire)

all I am is what I'm going after (heat)

de hele openingsscene van r. lee ermey (full metal jacket)

heel Fight Club

I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard. (from dusk till dawn)

All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires. (from dusk till dawn)

Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse. (from dusk till dawn)

Where are we going?
Mexico.
What's in Mexico?
Mexicans. (from dusk till dawn)

So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God? (from dusk till dawn)

If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. (from dusk till dawn)

"How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth! (from dusk till dawn)

and so on, and so forth

"Dadinho my dick, my name now is Zé Pequeno, FUCK!"
Cidade de deus

" I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to rest all that was not life, and not when I had come to die discover that I had not lived. "

dead poets society

Alice " If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? "

Alice in wonderland (1951)

Russel"I'm a golden god"
Russel"I Dig music!"
Moeder van William " Rockstars have kidnapped my son!"

Almost famous

" An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

Gandhi

" First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? "

Donnie Darko


" How many of you people are alive? How many of you people are really alive? "

The doors

" All life's really serious journeys involve a railway terminus. "
" By an unforgivable oversight, I've never been blackmailed myself, but my friends assure me that 100 pounds will usually suffice."

Wilde

Savvy?

Comic Book Guy: (The Simpsons)

"A sarcasm detector. Well that's a really usefull invention."

Homer (The Simpsons)

"They're milking rats! MILKING RATS!"

"Marge, kids... everything is gonna be all right... we're gonna start a new life... under the sea..."

"Everyone's laughing at me... even that cat... Bart, kill that cat!"
"Okay"
"And that yellow flower."

Ralph: (The Simpsons)

"Miss Hoover... my worm accidently went into my mouth and then I accidently swalloded my worm"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Daddy, this tastes like grandma!"

"We have to read this book. It's about a toad and a badger and a mole. I drawed on mine. Is this my house?"
"No Ralph, you live in a different house."
(rent weg)"Choo-choo-choo-choo Woo-woooooooooo"

Sideshow Mell (The Simpsons)

"Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!"

Richie & Eddie (Bottom)

Eddie: "It's not Russian, you've just written the R's the other way around!"
Richie: "Well that's what Russian is."

Richie: "Weiheigh the lambs!"
Eddie: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Richie: "Weiheigh the lambs!"
Eddie: "What... the fuck... does it mean?"
Richie: "Well... it means... come on guys let's weigh all the lambs..."

Richie: "Great times weren't they. Rarrr."
Eddie: "No."
Richie: "No, they weren't, were they. Still, you gotta say that. Great times, weren't they. Rarrr."
Eddie: "Great times, weren't they. Rar."

Richie: "How about pin the tail on the donkey?"
Eddie: "We haven't got a donkey."
Richie: "Pin the tail on the chicken."
Eddie: "We haven't got a tail."
Richie: "Pin the saucage on the chicken."
Eddie: "We haven't got a chicken."
Richie: "Pin the saucage on the fridge."
Eddie: "We haven't got a pin."
Richie: "Cellotape the saucage on the fridge."
Eddie: "We haven't got a saucage."
Richie: "Put a piece of cellotape on the fridge."
Eddie: "It's not much of a game, is it?"

Ash (Evil Dead serie)

"Who's laughing now?"

"Groovy"

"Honey... you got real ugly."

"Yo, she bitch. Let's go."

Married with children:
Al: "Home sweet Hell"

Scarface
Tony Montana:"Why don't you stick your head up your ass, see if it fits!"

omg :D(Y)

my cats breath smells like catfood
- Ralph Wiggum

I am Bender baby! Please insert liquor
- Bender

My Manwich!
-Hermes en zijn zoontje

OMG, ik hou van jou. *kus*

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Sir Alexander Dane: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.

Deze quotes uit Galaxy quest vind ik geweldig (y) Vooral die eerste :cool: Die op de DVD nog best ok vertaald was

Jack (V.O.): That old saying how you always hurt the ones you love, well, it works both way.

Fight Club

Clockwork Orange :cool:

busted :( :(

'Maximus Decimus Meridius: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'

- Russel Crowe
Gladiator

wauw... dat heeft nog nooit een forumvrouw tegen me gezegd :bloos: