50 Shekel
 

http://www.50shekel.com/bio.html

Zou deze jongen ook een kogelvrij vest dragen, of is dat als God's gekozen volk niet nodig?

:rolleyes:

In Da Shul
Lyrics by A. Cohen © 2003. All Rights Reserved.

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go boychick
It's your birthday
We're gonna party like it's your birthday
We're gonna sip chewitz like it's your birthday
And you know we all know the shpiel
That it's your birthday

[chorus 2x]
You can find me in da shul, praying after school
Honey I got the chewitz if you're jumping in my pool
I'm just into making peace, I ain't into causing trub
So come give me a hug, if you're into getting love

[verse]
When I daven up front, you see me shuckle with my cuz
When I pray pretty deep, it's me and G-D up above
Ladies hear I'm in L.A., now they wanna call me up
When I shpiel like Eminem, and the Jews they show me love

But chevra nothin's changed, be proud, Jews up
I see Sandler in his flicks, just keeps blowin' up
If you watch how I shmooze then you'll see how I do my shtick
Been abused by this town but I ain't walk with a stick
In the shul then the ladies saying Shekel you hot
They like me, I want them to love me like they love G-D
Yo holla Brooklyn to Teaneck, them places taught me to love yo
My plan's to bring peace n' put thing song on the radio
Keepin' focused man, my plan's on my mind
Got a second chance to give and I won't fall behind
Now girly said she feeling my laughs, she feeling my shpiel
We're gonna go out tonight for a great sushi meal “ I'll pay

[chorus 2x]

[bridge]
These J.A.P.S. they want most everything
Fancy clothes, fancy cars, fancy diamond rings
Gucci, Lexus, Sushi, Bel Air
West Bank, where's the peace and why ain't you still changed

[verse]
And you should love us, way more than you hate us
Why you mad bros? I thought that you'd be happy we're neighbors
I'm that mensch showing people how to live the Jew life
You're those angry ass bombers trying to hold us down right

When my thoughts get to G-D in the shul it's on
I wink my eye at the Rebbe, my aliyah is on
If Bush wants to fight ˜em, let the powers overturn
If he's talking taking over, chevra I ain't concerned

I'm a tell you what Bernie told me just go ˜head speak your mind up
If extremist hate then let ˜em hate
Then watch them blow themselves up
But we could go upside the bank with a bottle of chewitz
Come on we can make peace

[chorus 2x]

[talking]

Don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither chevra
We in da shul all the time, it's about to pop off chevra
Shekel and Rock The Beat Productions in the hizzzousssse

[DJ Rock The Beat: Act like you know

And knowing is half the mitzvah
Shekel Style





wat een n00b

omfg :D

Who is 50 Shekel?

50 Shekel has emerged as the new Jewish Hip Hop artist of his generation. If you haven't already heard his spiel, you are in for a supreme kosher treat. His lyrics are hotter than homemade latkes on a Hanukah night and his rhyming comes straight from his Hebrew heart. Inspired by Hip Hop recording artist, 50 Cent's top-of-the-chart song, In Da Club, this Brooklyn raised Hebrew Homie finally found something to spiel about.

50 Shekel said, "I haven't really heard of anybody dealing out kosher rhymes since 2 Live Jews who were Jewing it back in the day. I felt that somebody needed to represent us, so I figured it might as well be me." When asked about his songs, "It's about me, my life and my culture. I spiel about my connection with G-D, dating Jewish American Princesses, making peace in the Middle East and just living the Jew life." Anthony St. C. Sinclair, a.k.a. DJ Rock The Beat was enlisted to record 50 Shekel spieling out his vocal track at Titanium Recording Studios in Los Angeles, California. The result: a kosher comedic Hip Hop track that is definitely stirring up a buzz among fellow Jews and non-Jews across the globe. 50 Shekel said, "My Hebrew Homies are feeling my spiel and it doesn't even stop there. I played it for a friend of mine who isn't even Jewish and he is also African American. He was laughing his tookus off. He totally dug it.”

EO verantwoord misschien :rolleyes:

You can find me in da shul, praying after school
Honey I got the chewitz if you're jumping in my pool
I'm just into making peace, I ain't into causing trub
So come give me a hug, if you're into getting love

omg wat een tekst (y) :D

zou ie zichzelf serieus nemen ofzo

http://www.50shekel.com/images/50She...ChewitzWeb.jpg

J-J-J-Jew-unit!

allervetst om et maar zow te noeme

helemaal mee eens:s

:eek:

origineel is die 50 shekel niet echt volgens mij :confused:

Vette hoax

Dit is niet helemaal kosjer.

Dit is een grap.

Toch?

Alsjeblieft?

Klinkt lekkerder dan het origineel, ook door die reverb.

jesus, wat haat ik het als dit soort mensen grappig proberen te zijn, en daarmee toch tering veel geld verdienen.

rofl :D

is dat fleet admiral?

Nu je het zegt, hij lijkt er wel verrekte veel op.

wat een hobby koe :D

roflmao :d

Whahahahaha :D (y)

ahahaa

Noh man. :p

Fleet Admiral is veel sukkeliger.

Geniaal!

Fleet is een tuff Jew hoor.

Hoe bestaat het :D

Jammer dat die mp3tjes zo lomp klinken, want op zich is 50 Shekel wel grappig verzonnen.

dits toch geniaal? of vindt jij iemand die WRAAAGG roept en daarbij een gitaar kapot slaat op zn drumstel grappig?

Jij denkt echt dat iedereen een metalhead is die hiphop gewoon niet goed vind.
:rolleyes:

nee

:rolleyes:

dat doe je wel :mad:




:D

Shekel Style (y)

fuck u, if u dont like me.. blow me

Nee, er hoeft toch niet persee humor in muziek te zitten? Ik krijg mijn portie humor wel binnen overdag..

En wie zegt dat ik hiphop niet goedvind?

Dit klinkt als een klusje voor de Hebrew Hammer om even in te grijpen.

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/images/Slideshow/1.jpg

Hmm Ali G is leuker.

of 50 pence.... in tha pub :cool:

Ik hou van je

wie zegt dat k zeg dat jij zegt dat je hiphop niet goed vindt?

flauw :D

Sacha Baron Cohen.

ipv van 3 mutsen over elkaar, 3 kepeltjes.
bar mitswah biatch (n)

Tsjek die behaarde armen

hij is gwon een nerdje.
klaar

nu slotje

whahahahha...

:D (y)

the hebrew hammer is wel een ownende film ;)

:cool: