08-08-2003, 16:20
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08-08-2003, 16:22
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You're Not Pregnant!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You lucky dog! You were really worried there for a bit, weren't ya! Yep, looks like this time you lucked out. No pitter-patter of little feet for you -- this time. But what about next time? Well, here's a tip for you, no charge: No More Unprotected Sex! Geez, with the pill, Norplant, condoms, and all that available nowadays, it's so easy to fix things so you won't have to worry next time. I mean, what were you thinking, anyway?
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08-08-2003, 16:23
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You're Expecting!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, you're in a family way, with a little one due to arrive sometime within the next nine months! You can now look forward to: Not sleeping at night. Changing diapers. Canceling plans because you can't find a babysitter. Irritating other patrons at restaurants when your kids won't behave. Having no money because you have to spend it all on your children. Saving up for your child's college tuition. Exciting stuff, isn't it? This page is black for a reason! It's a Girl! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, your newest pride-and-joy will be a beautiful baby girl! And remember: Only 18 years until she's out on her own! Enjoy! TIP: als je zwanger blijkt te zijn kan je doorklikken om te kijken of je een jongen of meisje krijgt
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08-08-2003, 16:24
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ok ik ben ongesteld, maar toch ff kijken of ik zwanger ben
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#$*%^*$#@%^*(Grhmpfh...) *zucht*
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08-08-2003, 16:25
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Jah, ik ben zwanger.
Van een jochie. En m'n man is de vader. Eeeh... ok...
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08-08-2003, 16:25
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You're Expecting!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, you're in a family way, with a little one due to arrive sometime within the next nine months! You can now look forward to: Not sleeping at night. Changing diapers. Canceling plans because you can't find a babysitter. Irritating other patrons at restaurants when your kids won't behave. Having no money because you have to spend it all on your children. Saving up for your child's college tuition. Exciting stuff, isn't it? This page is black for a reason! WOW  en dat terwijl ik ongesteld ben en nimmer gemeenschap heb gehad!
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#$*%^*$#@%^*(Grhmpfh...) *zucht*
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08-08-2003, 16:26
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You're Expecting!
Yes, you're in a family way, with a little one due to arrive sometime within the next nine months! You can now look forward to: Not sleeping at night. Changing diapers. Canceling plans because you can't find a babysitter. Irritating other patrons at restaurants when your kids won't behave. Having no money because you have to spend it all on your children. Saving up for your child's college tuition. Exciting stuff, isn't it? This page is black for a reason! It's a Girl! Yes, your newest pride-and-joy will be a beautiful baby girl! And remember: Only 18 years until she's out on her own! Enjoy! Well, since you've come this far, don't you want to find out who the father is? One more click will tell! The father of your new little rugrat is.... Your Boyfriend! Sure hope your husband doesn't find out!
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08-08-2003, 16:29
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Pregnancy Test Recap
OK, let's make this perfectly clear right from the start..... IT'S A JOKE! LIGHTEN UP ALREADY! Quite a few people have written to me to tell me how much they enjoyed the Online Pregnancy Test page and that they have gotten a quick laugh out of it. I thank those individuals for their kind words. I'd also like to point out that the page has received a few awards of the "Useless" variety which I'll include here later when I have more time. Sadly, I can't tell you the number of people who have written to me who: were horribly terribly upset because they thought they were really truly pregnant. Yeah, like the web really knows if you're pregnant because you clicked on a button with a mouse. Get real, people. tell me what a horrible person I must be because people are looking for serious pregnancy information on the Net and find my page instead. Waaaaah! And if you look in the newspaper for the obituaries, you might find the comics section by mistake. Get a grip! It's such an obvious parody! Laugh, and move on! By the way, if you didn't like the answer you got, take the test again! You'll almost certainly get a different answer
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Vrouwen gaan uit om te vergeten................ en mannen om bij de vrouwen te zijn
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08-08-2003, 16:29
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Heb ik nu de boel voor iedereen verpest??
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Vrouwen gaan uit om te vergeten................ en mannen om bij de vrouwen te zijn
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08-08-2003, 16:36
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want iedereen dachtr natuurlijk dat ze echt zwanger waren.. en ze zijn nu allemaal onderweg om iedereen het goede nieuws te vertellen, en om babykleertjes te kopen 
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08-08-2003, 16:39
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Ik weet al lang dat ik zwanger ben
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08-08-2003, 16:42
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The father of your new little rugrat is....
Al Gore! So that's what they mean when they say he's 'wooden'!
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"Een vooroordeel is moeilijker te splitsen dan een atoom." - Einstein. Fantasie is belangrijker dan kennis.
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08-08-2003, 16:45
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AARGH!! De vader van mijn zoontje is Bill Clinton!!!
*Waaaah!!*
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08-08-2003, 16:48
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Boris Yeltsin! The vodka made you do it!
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08-08-2003, 16:51
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He died shortly after, intriguingly, while standing up and leaning against a mantlepiece, purely in order to prove that it could be done.
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08-08-2003, 16:53
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08-08-2003, 16:54
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The father of your new little rugrat is....
The Mailman! Talk about 'Special Delivery'!
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Vrouwen gaan uit om te vergeten................ en mannen om bij de vrouwen te zijn
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08-08-2003, 17:25
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Tuuuurlijk Bill....
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08-08-2003, 17:26
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Juh.
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08-08-2003, 17:30
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ik ben zwanger van mn vriend *ik heb geen vriend* en het word een meisje, lachen jonge!
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08-08-2003, 17:30
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Ik ben het allebei
 En het wordt een meisje En de vader is mijn man... Dit is niet nutteloos, maar gewoon lomp
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Im Not Here To Mingle. Im Here To Annoy.
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08-08-2003, 17:52
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You're Expecting!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, you're in a family way, with a little one due to arrive sometime within the next nine months! You can now look forward to: Not sleeping at night. Changing diapers. Canceling plans because you can't find a babysitter. Irritating other patrons at restaurants when your kids won't behave. Having no money because you have to spend it all on your children. Saving up for your child's college tuition. Exciting stuff, isn't it? This page is black for a reason! It's a Boy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, your newest pride-and-joy will be a bouncing baby boy! And remember: Only 18 years until he's out on his own! Enjoy! The father of your new little rugrat is.... The Mailman! Talk about 'Special Delivery'!
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08-08-2003, 18:11
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You're Not Pregnant!
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08-08-2003, 18:22
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zwanger, wordt een meisje en gaat met der 18e t huis uit, en t was van een vreemdgaan actie.....
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08-08-2003, 18:27
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You're Not Pregnant!
Goh, wat een verrassing
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08-08-2003, 18:30
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Zwanger..
Damn it... Nu moet ik gaan uitzoeken van wie het dan in godsnaam is!
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|| Eigenlijk heel aardig || Don't be too open-minded, your brains might fall out! || ADT, 01-12-'05! || Generatiecrisis!
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08-08-2003, 19:14
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You're Expecting!
Sterker nog, de weeën beginnen nu!
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08-08-2003, 19:44
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Yes, you're in a family way, with a little one due to arrive sometime within the next nine months!
You can now look forward to: Not sleeping at night. Changing diapers. Canceling plans because you can't find a babysitter. Irritating other patrons at restaurants when your kids won't behave. Having no money because you have to spend it all on your children. Saving up for your child's college tuition.
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Als je geen doel hebt, kan je ook de weg niet kwijt zijn.
A wise man once told me: There are many endings, but the right one is the one you choose.
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08-08-2003, 19:48
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Ben zwanger, jongetje, vader is mijn echtgenoot.
Ben niet zwanger. Welke is het nu?!?! Stomme test 
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08-08-2003, 19:51
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You're Not Pregnant!
dat wist ik nog niet
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08-08-2003, 22:59
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Ik krijg een babyjongetje van de postbode
 Onze postbode is een demente bejaarde man met een bolderkar! Hoe vertel ik dit aan mijn ouders?? 
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09-08-2003, 08:54
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Owke ik weet nu van wie het is dus;
The father of your new little rugrat is.... Your Boyfriend! Sure hope your husband doesn't find out! En het is een jongetje btw ..
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|| Eigenlijk heel aardig || Don't be too open-minded, your brains might fall out! || ADT, 01-12-'05! || Generatiecrisis!
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09-08-2003, 13:16
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Me = Male, dus overbodig voor mij
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Mr.Oizo als vaste forummer: 27-04-2000 - 13-11-2006. Daarna passief lid geworden.
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09-08-2003, 14:09
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Heb die test wel eens gedaan.. Absoluut niet zwanger.. (duh)
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give me a golden shower... give me a new thrill.. | barco is love | iheartkimwilde
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09-08-2003, 14:10
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Ja ik ben zwanger. Van een meisje.
En dit is de vader: The father of your new little rugrat is.... Al Gore! So that's what they mean when they say he's 'wooden'! scary
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<3| Lid AFCC | Er wordt flink geKoend
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09-08-2003, 14:17
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b dat is natuurlijk voor iedereen anders
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09-08-2003, 14:20
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Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London|*LiveWed-getrouwd met Morgan Le Fay
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09-08-2003, 19:05
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Maar ondanks dat blijven zwangerschappen gewoon slecht.
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give me a golden shower... give me a new thrill.. | barco is love | iheartkimwilde
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09-08-2003, 19:11
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Niet zwanger.. *fjew*
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09-08-2003, 19:19
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09-08-2003, 19:21
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Billy is wel weer lekker bezig zeg..... En ze krijgt ook nog een halfbroertje van Al Gore  ....
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5..4..3..2..1..Thunderbirds are GO!
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09-08-2003, 19:45
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En ik zie dat mijn dochtertje van de postbode ook nog wel stiefbroertjes en -zusjes heeft... Wij zijn niet alleen in deze wereld
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