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What troubled times we are living in.. Naja.. Freternia Dragonland Drakkar Sacred Steel Edguy Helloween Stratovarius Crystal eyes Crystal Ball Dragonforce Heavenly Human Fortress Secret Sphere Angra Kamelot Lost Horizon Masterplan Rage Phoenix Rising Centurion Vision Devine Lijkt me wel genoeg luistervoer voor voorlopig. Zit ook wat heavy en prog tussen, maar een kniesoor die daar op let.
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![]() Persuader is bijvoorbeeld een aanrader voor de Iced Earth fans. Thy majesty is idd ook wel ok. Stormwarrior schaar ik meer onder de heavy, maar is idd erg ok (op wacken steeds voor duitser aangezien omdat ik de hele tijd in stormwarrior/sacred steel shirts liep ![]() Zal powerquest es even downloaden. En nu ik toch bezig ben, ff de hd langs gekeken: Brainstorm Angel Dust Artension Faeryland Elvenking Kotipelto Marshall Law Labyrinth Red wind, Northwind, tierra santa (drie stereotype spaanse power bands) Vhaldemmar Sagga Silent Edge Shaman Wolf Zonata bah, ik heb echt teveel van die zooi Check vooral Shaman en Drakkar maar uit, erg fijn.
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Denk dat de meeste bands wel al genoemd zijn.... Dus mijn toevoeging:
powermetal 1. No matter what you do, you are gay 2. Don’t enjoy ManOwar, they are gay 3. Never go outside carrying a sword. 4. Don’t hold you sword and scream “poweeeeeer of steeel”. That is gay 5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong in metal. 6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds. 7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay 8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation of the word Elf in it. 9. Don’t say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual. 10. Avoid saying, “man that guy sure has a great falsetto!” 11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay 12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend. 13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it. Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck. 14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as “the saviours“, or “the templars”. 15. Don’t listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year. Hammerfall are gay 16. Do not live in your parents basement. 17. Do not live with your parents. 18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien underwear. 19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate Helloween. 20. That’s all you know? You are gay 21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay 22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit. 23. Do NOT carry your sword. 24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob. 25. Don’t talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2. 26. Do not refer to intercourse as “returning the dragon to its lair” 27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse. 28. Do not listen to faggoth. 29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag queen. 30. Do not get offended when people say that Stratovarius sounds like Helloween. 31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki. 32. Avoid saying “Slays.” 33. Don’t refer to Death Metal as “cookie monster crap”. 34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know something about it. 35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag! 36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag! 37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of Black Metal. 38. Don’t masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen. 39. Don’t masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin. 40. Don’t masturbate wearing leather. 41. Don’t masturbate wearing armour. 42. Switch hands. 43. Avoid saying the word “Power” too often. 44. If you have a band do not use the following words in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword, Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles. 45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do not brush them off as Posers. 46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy George. 47. Never say “Heavy metal or no metal at all”. In other words, don't be gay 48. Don’t wear loin cloths. You know what’s coming. gay 49. Don’t scream “metal brother” at concerts unless you like beatings. 50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your sword outside your house! 51. Refer to rule 1. |
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als ie het niet doet na 1 keer klikken, op de adresbalk gaan staan (met je muiscursor he slimmeke) en op enter rammen. |
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![]() Verder zijn mensen die iets gay noemen gewoon zelf in de ontkenningsfase, waar de mond mee overstroomd.. enz. enz. ![]()
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- Rock The World - Power Metal - Proud to be loud - Burnn - Hot and Heavy - Onward we rock
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Kortharige poser present ![]() (Staat stukken minder met geheven zwaard, maar wel student verantwoord natuurlijk ![]()
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das echt niet metal. ik ben de helft van mn haar aan t laten groeien. want ik word metal-bitch heb ik besloten. |
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dan zal ik wel beslissen of kort haar mooier is. ![]() |
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najah. oke. zo is t ook wel dope. maar dat komt ook meer door de metal-verantwoorde pose en t zwaard. ![]() |
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