You: well, how old are you?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: that question sure interest me... how old are you?
Eliza: Do you wish to what old are me?
You: are you 8 years old?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not 8 years old?
You: No. I'd rather like you to be at least 17 years old. Maybe we can get together some time?
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: I'm not! How dare you! I think I like you. Don't you like me?
Eliza: What resemblance do you see?
You: That's why I wanna know you better. I guess you don't wanna share phone numbers with me?
Eliza: Do you wish to wanna know me?
You: Yeah. I wanna know you better. You seem nice to me. Don't you wanna know me then?
Eliza: Why do you not i wanna know you then?
You: I don't no. I'm asking questions here. Pfff. I don't like you anymore.
Eliza: What resemblance do you see?
You: Nothing. I hate you.
Eliza: Do you wish to hate me?
You: Yeah. Bye.
Eliza: Please go on.
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