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![]() Ik heb Blackadder 4 (die uit WOI dus) ook op video. Lenen? ![]()
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Mein Name ist Joachim von Hassel/Ich bin Pilot der Bundeswehr/und sende Ihnen aus meinem Flugzeug/den Funkspruch den niemand hört
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Even jullie lekker maken:
"Blackadder's finest insults (WOI (het is niet WOII overigens!!!))" Lieutenant George's acting: "You were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick" Bob: "You are a girl. And you are a girl which as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar beers only golf club." Theatre: "a load of stupid actors, strutting around shouting, with their chests thrust out so far you'd think their nipples were attached to a pair of charging elephants." War: "A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside." Baldrdick's acting: "Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests where are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by civilization who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impression than yours." "The only decent impression he can do is of the man with no talent." Baldrick: "Your services might be as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of a guillontine." Blackadder's finest insults in: Blackadder II: Baldrick: "God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you Baldrick." "He looks like what he is, a dungball in a dress." Ms Miggins: Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick." Blackadder III: Baldrick: "Your services might be as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of a guillontine." "Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover." Blackadder I: Percy: "you are about as much use to me as a hole in the head, an affliction with which you must be familiar, never having had a brain." "you ride a horse rather less well than another horse would." "your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned I am reliably informed by women around the court wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be." "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasnt he, Perce?" |
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