My name is Billy Jean,
Just turned 16 years old,
I’m an abandoned teen!
I just got one childhood memory,
That’s my daddy shouting BEAT IT at me!
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While watching MTV,
I saw your video,
And it all came back to me!
Black or white it’s all the same,
But a son with a 60 year old woman,
THAT’S A SHAME!
Daddy Daddy,
Why did you leave me alone,
I keep calling and calling,
Why don’t you pick up the phone?
I thought you liked little kids,
You play with them all day long,
And when they come visit you even show them you’re thong.
Chorus:
While watching MTV, I saw your video,
And it all came back to me!
Black or white it’s all the same,
But a son with a 60 year old woman,
THAT’S A SHAME!
Daddy I miss you,
And mommy’s getting old,
You’re as white as her now,
But she’s getting bald.
How was your operation?
Is your nose still on?
Last time I saw a picture it was gone.
Chorus:
While watching MTV,
I saw your video,
And it all came back to me!
Black or white it’s all the same,
But a son with a 60 year old woman,
THAT’S A SHAME!
Just believe me when I say,
Michael Jackson is my daddy,
Soon I’ll see him everyday,
Just you wait and see,
After all my nosejobs he’ll be proud of me!
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