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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:13
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The un-telligence test is not a measure of intelligence, so don't let the name mislead you. Instead, "un-telligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.


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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:31
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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:35
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"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 61% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:38
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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:49
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nou hier komt het:

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

100% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a good sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 100% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:50
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"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 84% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 09:50
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Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

22% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 22% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 10:28
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normal

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Oud 01-08-2003, 10:35
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For the record, you are:

57% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 57% Un-telligent


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Oud 01-08-2003, 10:51
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Final Score: 87% Un-telligent

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Oud 01-08-2003, 10:52
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Final Score: 100% Un-telligent.
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Oud 01-08-2003, 10:58
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53%.....
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Oud 01-08-2003, 11:08
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'you kick ass'
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Oud 01-08-2003, 11:13
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73%
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Oud 01-08-2003, 11:14
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81%
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Oud 01-08-2003, 11:17
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:01
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:04
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:16
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'You kick ass'

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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:22
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:31
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61% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 61% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:37
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65 %, normaal dus, maar zoals de test zegt:

opwindend anders!

Ik ben een goede observeerder
Ik ben dapper
maar ik ben ook sinister en gewelddadig

ik heb een gezond gevoel voor humor
een down and dirty sense of morale ( yeah!)
een een barbaars zelfvertrouwen

Ik ben kortom een hele pittige poes
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:42
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:45
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:54
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37% Un-telligent!
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:57
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ohja en ik heb a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence
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Oud 01-08-2003, 12:59
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"Your score is very low."

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

48% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 48% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:00
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72 %. Yay. Ik ga vandaag nog op survival.
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:03
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MickeyV schreef op 01-08-2003 @ 14:00:
72 %. Yay. Ik ga vandaag nog op survival.

Mooi, dan ga ik mee om die grizzly voor je af te knallen, want jij zou jezelf ijskoud op laten eten..
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:04
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Nee, ik nam de matches. Beren zijn bang voor vuur. Dat weet ik van die film met Anthony Hopkins en Alec Baldwin. Wat was de naam toch weer?
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:05
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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:09
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Nee, ik nam de matches. Beren zijn bang voor vuur. Dat weet ik van die film met Anthony Hopkins en Alec Baldwin. Wat was de naam toch weer?
Ik ging toch voor de magnum 44. Eerst die beer dood, de rest zien we later wel.

Jij hebt vuur, ik een berevel....en bereboutjes! Dat kan nog een hele gezellige kampeertocht worden!
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:11
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poesiefox schreef op 01-08-2003 @ 14:09:
Ik ging toch voor de magnum 44. Eerst die beer dood, de rest zien we later wel.
Foei toch, poesie. Dat is vast weer zo'n olijk poesiefoxgrapje.
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:11
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Ja, maar poesie, ik scoorde hoger dan jij, dus mijn oplossing is beter.
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:12
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Foei toch, poesie. Dat is vast weer zo'n olijk poesiefoxgrapje.
Ik ben dan wel vegetarier, maar die beer lust best een hapje mens!
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:17
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poesiefox schreef op 01-08-2003 @ 14:12:
Ik ben dan wel vegetarier, maar die beer lust best een hapje mens!
Maar die beer is dom dus die wordt ontslagen van rechtsvervolging op grond van ontoerekeningsvatbaarheid.
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:20
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Nee schat, 39. Gebrekkige ontwikkeling van de verstandelijke vermogens.
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Oud 01-08-2003, 13:29
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Oud 01-08-2003, 14:21
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64% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 64% Un-telligent

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Oud 01-08-2003, 14:44
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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

85% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 85% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 15:58
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Smooth Chick 82 %
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Oud 01-08-2003, 16:04
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Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor
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Oud 01-08-2003, 16:30
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Your score is very low."
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
42% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Oud 01-08-2003, 16:54
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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

71% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Oud 01-08-2003, 17:05
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Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

53% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is disgustingly below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 53% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 17:24
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50% Un-telligent!

"Your score is very low."
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Oud 01-08-2003, 17:25
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Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 80% Un-telligent
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Oud 01-08-2003, 17:38
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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
100% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 100% Un-telligent
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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

81% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

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