[Citaten uit films]

[galaxygirl]

spreekt voor zich: quote hier je favoriete citaten uit films

[ganralph]

"no fighting in the war room!"

-dr Strangelove; or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

[Souljah]

*Rookie Hoyt stapt bij corupte agent Alonzo in de auto* "So where's the office, back at the division? ...You in the office baby"

"To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf"

"You wanna go home, or you wanna go to jail?"

- Training Day

[Optima]

resevoir dogs

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.

[Optima]

the matrix

Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

[Ketjing]

Snatch:
Mickey: Degs. D'ya like degs?
Tommy: Dykes?
Mickey: Wha?
Woman: Yeh, degs.
Mickey: Degs, ye like degs?
Tommy: Oh! Dogs! Sure. I like caravans better.

Star Wars
Obi-Wan: The force will be with you, always.

Obi-Wan: Use the Force, Luke!

Back To The Future
Marty McFly: If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Marty McFly: Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Calvin Klein? It's all over your underwear.

[kiek]

Office Space:

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!

Milton: I believe youhave my stapler, sir.

Samir: Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
(tis niet zozeer wát hij zegt dat grappig is, maar hóe ie het zegt



Fight Club:
Jack/narrator: I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack



Snatch.:
Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy, you!



Memento:
Leonard Shelby: Now... where was I?

"no fighting in the war room!"

[Cheops]

Tony : Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!

[L1]

'I'm the reason they build prisons' ----> ook uit Training Day

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone

Michael Corleone, The Godfather II

[BlackInside]

Hij wacht haar bovenaan de rolstrap op en zij komt naar boven.
Zij zegt: I'm impressed
Hij zegt: Well I'm in love!
[cruel intensions]

"It's like you made love for the first time"
"I did"
[Meet Joe Black]

[Sithan]

The Terminator

"The life you know, all the stuff you take for granted...it's not gonna last."

The Matrix Reloaded

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. "

"All of our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it......I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. "

X-men 2

"Do you know those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news...I'm the worst one!

Jurassic Park

"But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. "

Natural born killers ":

It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder.

[Bosserini]

ShinChan

Hé mop, onze auto is opgeblazen, moeder opgeblazen, mag ik bij jou wonen?

[Daangerous]

"give me a stage, where tbis bully can rage"
Robert De Niro als Jake La Motta in Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't excist."
Kevin Spacey als Verbal Kint in Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects

"how is that working out for you?"
"what?"
"being clever"
"great"
"keep it up then"
Brad Pitt als Tyler Durden en Edward Norton als Jack in David Fincher's Fight Club

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."
Brad Pitt als Tyler Durden in David Fincher's Fight Club

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.

Get out of the way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy coming though, you’d better get out of his way."
Al Pacino als Tony Montana in Brian De Palma's Scarface

"Have you ever thought about MY RESPONSIBILITIES?"
"Jack, what are you talking about?"
"Have ever had any SINGLE MOMENT'S THOUGHT about my responsibilities? TO MY EMPLOYERS! Has it ever occured to you that I have agreed to look after the OVERLOOK until May the FIRST! Does it MATTER TO YOU AT ALL that the OWNERS have put their COMPLETE CONFIDENCE and TRUST in me that I have signed an agreement, a CONTRACT, in which I have accepted that RESPONSIBILITY?"
Jack Nicholson als Jack Torrance in Stanley Kubrick's The Shining

[Rundfunk]

Cliche:

Forrest Gump:

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get" --> of iets in die richting...

"They have a cave troll!" Briljant, die toon waarop hij dat zegt
Boromir in LotR-FotR, dus

'it's not personal, it's business'

dont hate you' re enemy, you have to be objective'

both the gothfather, al weet ik die laatste niet meer zeker... (de formulering)

[barbara.inc]

My name is Tony Montana. I kill people for money. But you, you're my friend, I'll kill you for nothing.

[JessieL]

"Tomorrow, we're sending you back to the future"
Back to the future

[SODA]

Uit Mallrats:

Brodie: Hey, look at that ring! What is that?
Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69.
Brodie: I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69.

[Joostje]

Luckily for you, I'm a nymphomaniac

Weet niet eens uit welke film, een of andere komedie met Michael Caine.

[Diesel]

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared.

APOCALYPSE NOW - Capt. Benjamin L. Willard (Martin Sheen)

Reservoir Dogs:

MR. BROWN
...Mr. Brown? That's too
close to Mr. Shit.

MR. PINK
Yeah, and Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy.

[Type]

kiek schreef op 08-08-2003 @ 18:22:
Office Space:
Fight Club:
Jack/narrator: I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack

Correctie.

Norton zegt "I am Jack's colon."
dan fietst Pitt langs, en die zegt "I get cancer, I kill Jack"

Daangerous schreef op 08-08-2003 @ 20:08:
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't excist."
Kevin Spacey als Verbal Kint in Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects

Spoiler

Verbal Kint / Keiser Sohe

[Type]

kiek schreef op 08-08-2003 @ 18:22:
Snatch.:
Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy, you!

Tommy: "But wha's wrong with this caravan?"
*kleng, deur eruit*

Turkish: "Nothing Tommy, I'm just not sure 'bout the colour..."

Heerlijk, die film

1: "That's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent!"
2: "Well, I wanna raise some pulses, don' I"
1: "You'll raise hell, never mind pulses"

3: "What should I call you? Bullet Tooth? Tony? Bullet Tooth Tony?"
4: "You can call me Susan if you like"

Geweldig... De heerlijke zwarte humor...

[Shadowme]

Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get

(Forrest Gump)

[Daangerous]

Type schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 01:53:
Verbal Kint / Keiser Sohe

1: leer spellen
2: FUCKING SPOILER, Malloot. en het is nog niet eens helemaal waar

[Pechstrooksken]

Reservoir Dogs:
"Are you gonne bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonne bite?"

"I got Madonna's big dick outta my right ear, and Toby I-don't-know-what outta my left."


Pulp Fiction:
JIMMIE 'Cause storin' dead niggers aint my fuckin' business!


Jackie Brown:

LOUIS Who was that?

ORDELL That was Beaumont.

LOUIS Who was Beaumont?

ORDELL An employee I had to let go.

LOUISWhat did he do?

ORDELL He put himself in a situation where he was gonna have to do ten
years in the penetentiary, that's what he did. (taking out a Viceroy and
lighting it up) And if you know Beaumont, you know there aint no way in
hell he can do no ten years. And if you know that, you know Beaumont's
gonna go any goddam thing Beaumont can to keep from doin' those ten
years including telling the Federal government everything they want to
know about my ass. Now that, my friend, is a clear case of him or me.
And you best believe it aint gonna be me.

[Ilsje]

Bruce Almighty:

Bruce Nolan: Where are you going?
God: Vacation.
Bruce Nolan: God can't take vacation!
God: Ever hear of the dark ages?

Pulp Fiction:

dat stukkie dat die vent (bruce willis) zijn horloge kwijt is... zoiets als:

fuck fuck fuckerdefuckerde fuck, of al the fucking things she can forget she fucking forget my father's watch. (toch?)

Shrek:

Gingerbread Man: Alright! Do you know...the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

en:

Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[Ilsje]

en zo kannik nog wel ff door gaan

[L1]

ik kan Pulp Fiction wel helemaal citeren. ff een paar hele goeie

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

-----------------------------------

Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

en zo kan nog wel ff doorgaan

[ABrules]

Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
Conner: Well it... certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.

Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed.

Conner: Now you will receive us.
Murphy : We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Conner : We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy : It is your corrupt we claim.
Conner : It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy : With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Conner : Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy : Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner : These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy : There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Conner : For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy : And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Conner & Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili.

et spiritu sancti.

Smecker: Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?


Boondock Saints... toch wel het vernoemen waard allemaal dacht ik zo

[Pechstrooksken]

Pulp Fiction:

Zed:"Bring out The Gimp.
Maynard:"I think The Gimp's asleep
Zed:"Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up than, won't you?

-----

Marsellus (to Zed): "Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.

-----

Butch: "So we're cool?
Marsellus: "Yeah man, we're cool. One things I ask -- two things I ask: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain Mr Rapist here......

-----

Fabian: "Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: "It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper.
Fabian: "Whose chopper is this?
Butch: "Zed's.
Fabian: "Who's Zed?
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

[De Veroorzaker]

ganralph schreef op 08-08-2003 @ 14:46:
"no fighting in the war room!"

-dr Strangelove; or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

Fight club: so this is your life, ending one minute at a time. (of zoiets)

Shrek

Donkey tegen Shrek: "You green, mean fight machine!"

Donkey tegen Shrek: "You know Shrek, you got that 'I don't care what people think'-thing. I like that Shrek! I respect that!"

Donkey tegen Shrek: "COme on, wake up and smell the pheromones, Shrek! You two were diggin' on eachother! I got instincts too, you know?!"

[Daangerous]

I'm gonna get mid eavel on your ace

[Simon]

25th hour: real pain for my sham friends, and champagne for my real friends.

Y tu mama tambien: het leven is als de golven, dus geef je als de zee.

Fight club: you have to know, not fear, that some day you will die. Until you know that, you are useless.

Life of Brian:
[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner.]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
allemaal leuk

[Simon]

Nog eentje uit Life of Brian:

Brian: You are all individuals!
The Crowd: We are all individuals!
Man in crowd: I'm not.

[Daangerous]

"I wanna hear about no motherfucking iffs. All I wanna hear from your ass is: 'You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm ON the motherfucker, go back in their, chill them niggers out, and wait for the cavalery which should be coming directly.'"
"You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker, go back in their, chill them niggers out, and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly."
"You send in the Wolf?"
"You feel better motherfucker?"
"Shit negro, that's all you had to say!"

-Pulp Fiction-

[Type]

Daangerous schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 12:07:
1: leer spellen
2: FUCKING SPOILER, Malloot. en het is nog niet eens helemaal waar

spoiler is al gefixt, en niet waar? Euhm... vast...

Daangerous schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 14:31:
I'm gonna get mid eavel on your ace

Daangerous schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 12:07:
1: leer spellen

Ten eerste:

• No entry found for mid eavel.
  
• me·di·e·val also me·di·ae·val ( P ) Pronunciation Key (md-vl, md-, m-dvl)
  adj. also Medieval
  Relating or belonging to the Middle Ages.

Ten tweede:

• ace ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s)
  n.
  
  A single spot or pip on a playing card, die, or domino.
  A playing card, die, or domino having one spot or pip.
  In racket games:
  A serve that one's opponent fails to hit.
  A point scored by such a serve.
  The act of hitting a golf ball in the hole with one's first shot.
  A military aircraft pilot who has destroyed five or more enemy aircraft.
  An expert in a given field.
  
• arse ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ärs)
  n. Chiefly British Slang
  Variant of ass.
  
• ass ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s)
  n. Vulgar Slang pl. ass·es (sz)
  
  The buttocks.
  The anus.

(zie het als educatie )

[Daangerous]

Type schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 14:56:
(zie het als educatie )

ik zal het zien als educatie
[spoiler]en Verbal Kint was niet Keyser Söze in The Usual Suspects[/spoiler ]

Daangerous, das een spoiler. En ja, ook initialen worden gezien als een spoiler! Dus ff editen pls

/ontopic:

La Haine:

C'est l'histoire d'un mec qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Au fur et à mesure de sa chute, il se répète pour se rassurer: "Jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien...". Mais le plus important, ce n'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterissage.

Vertaling:

Ooit was er een man die van een flatgebouw van vijftig verdiepingen viel. Tijdens zijn val langs iedere verdieping, sprak hij zichzelf moed in: "Tot nu toe gaat alles goed, tot nu toe gaat alles goed, tot nu toe gaat alles goed...". Maar het belangrijkste is niet de val, maar de landing.

[Lil' Stef]

orginele blues brothers

Jake bij de nonnen: NO FUCKING WAY

[Type]

Daangerous schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 16:06:
ik zal het zien als educatie
en VK was niet KS in The Usual Suspects

Kan je me dan aub (desnoods via mail/PM) uitleggen waarom

Spoiler

1. Hij dat hele verhaal (de film) verzint aan de hand van portretten aan de muur?
2. Hij in die laatste scene zijn hand even rechttrekt, zijn voetje niet meer laat slepen, en door de handlanger van KS in die limo toegelaten wordt, waarna hij weggereden wordt

3. Kevin Spacey het zelf toegaf in een interview...
"Come on guys, Kyser Soze, KS... Now what are my initials? Wow, no, I wonder who Kyser Soze is..."
(Is trouwens ook nog te zien geweest in "I love the 90's - I love 1995", van die serie waarin ze elke keer een hoop dingen uit dat jaar bespraken. Daar zei een journalist dat Spacey dat in een interview gezegd had tegen hem...)
_{Euhm, hoe ik dit weet? Goed geheugen...}

[Daangerous]

Type schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 17:31:
[B]

Spoiler

1. Hij dat hele verhaal (de film) verzint aan de hand van portretten aan de muur?

Spoiler

Omdat hij geen matennaaier wil zijn en een oplichter is

[B]

Spoiler

2. Hij in die laatste scene zijn hand even rechttrekt, zijn voetje niet meer laat slepen, en door de handlanger van KS in die limo toegelaten wordt, waarna hij weggereden wordt

Spoiler

Omdat hij het verhaal aan elkaar gelult heeft, hoeft Kobayashi, die in de auto zit, geen handlanger van Keyser Söze te zijn...

[B]

Spoiler

3. Kevin Spacey het zelf toegaf in een interview...
"Come on guys, Kyser Soze, KS... Now what are my initials? Wow, no, I wonder who Kyser Soze is..."

Spoiler

Omdat ik niet zeg dat hij het niet is, maar er wordt gewoon nergens gezegd dat het zo is, en het net zo goed niet zo kan zijn

[Type]

Daangerous schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 17:42:

Spoiler

Omdat ik niet zeg dat hij het niet is, maar er wordt gewoon nergens gezegd dat het zo is, en het net zo goed niet zo kan zijn

Heb je op zich wel gelijk in... Maar dat wil trouwens ook niet zeggen dat het niet zo is, want het kan net zo goed wel zo zijn

En deze discussie is alweer een voorbeeld van hoe geniaal die film wel niet is...

[655321]

lock stock and two smoking barrels
- D'you have anything to declare?
+ Yeah, don't go to London

[Type]

Da's toch Snatch?

Dat zegt Cousin Avi op het eind, toch?

655321 schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 18:35:
lock stock and two smoking barrels
- D'you have anything to declare?
+ Yeah, don't go to London

Das van Snatch

Edit: Type was me voor