hehe lees dit, tis echt gebeurt
A CORK radio station was running a competition (Words that weren't in the dictionary yett could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, Whats you Name.?
Caller: "Hi my name is Dave
DJ: "Dave, whats your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt G

A-N, pronounced 'Go-an'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'Goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan F**k yourself!"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unseccessful until:
DJ: "96FM here, Whats you Name.?
Caller: "Hi my name is Jeff"
DJ: "Jeff, whats your word?"
Caller: "smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'SMEE'
DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'Smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!