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		Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware store 
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters 
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters 
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires 
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers 
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters 
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters 
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables 
Hooks and tacks, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles 
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication 
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation 
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors 
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors 
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers 
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers 
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers 
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers 
  
	 
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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