Vandáág moest ik lachen, en dat was hierom #5

fizzle-fluffy schreef:

Om deze studentenwoning. 30 vierkante meter, in het centrum van keulen, 120 euro huur per maand. En dan deze beschrijving:



(samengevat: Ik ben een tandarts die een paar dagen per maand in Keulen moet zijn voor nooddiensten en vind het rendabeler een kamer te hebben dan steeds in hotels te zitten; ik bied deze kamer de rest van de maand aan aan een lieve en opgeruimde studente die krap bij kas zit en die het okee vindt de kamer een paar nachten per maand met mij te delen. Het hangt van jou persoonlijkheid af hoeveel en of je huur betaalt.)

Zijn er echt meisjes die hierin trappen?

Hahahah, perv.

Trimm Trabb schreef:

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Peter Dinklage: Vervelende,eenogige kutdwerg.

Grimm schreef:

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Quintiano schreef:

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Vooral die "namens de hele buurt".

Quintiano schreef:

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fizzle-fluffy schreef:

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[Turk February]

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[Chevy]

<33333

[Little Phoebe]

Dory <3

Spoiler

p. Sherman, 42 wallabyway, sydney

[Little Phoebe]

Lusi schreef:

Spoiler

p. Sherman, 42 wallabyway, sydney

[Chick Rock]

Hehe

[Geel]

Waar is de grap?

[Noedelhap]

Dat is gewoon een plaatje met de scene uit de film?

[Chick Rock]

De tekst is hiervan en daar zijn veel versies van gemaakt. Keep up, jongens!



Zoals deze, die onlangs hier al circuleerde:

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Chick Rock schreef:

De tekst is hiervan en daar zijn veel versies van gemaakt. Keep up, jongens!

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Zoals deze, die onlangs hier al circuleerde:

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Oh, oke. Ja, dat onderste filmpje ken ik wel. Carly Rae Jepsen niet, maar dat is zeker zo'n one-hit-wonder?

[Chick Rock]

Zeker.

Beste real life troll ooit:

So I've definitely done things like this. My younger brother is named Benjamin. I first convinced him that he was Benjamin Franklin reincarnated. He believed me for about a year. i then convinced him that he was an alien because he had sandy blonde hair and my other brother and I had black hair. I also pulled the dead brother joke on him like some people have already said, but with a minor detail. I have a twin brother, we convinced Ben that his twin had been bad so he was buried out back. Also, my mother did NOT go along with the gag and we got into a lot of trouble for it.

Then, I worked for the YMCA for many years with an afterschool program. I convinced them that I had no idea where to go while driving the bus and that the bus would tell me. I would very sneakily hit the turn signals a little before normal people do and looked really surprised at where we were going. I had about 12 kids convinced we had a magic bus. During these bus trips we would always pass this McDonalds that was kind of shitty. Well the company noticed and started a remodel. they tore the whole thing down including the foundation so all that was left was the sewer pipes sticking out. I convinced the kids that there was an underground Mcdonalds that you had to have a special key pass to get into. I was only successful because right after they finished deconstruction a man with a suit and tie was inspecting the pipe or something so he looked like he was about to go into it.

Ok, I had a female counselor one year. she could hold her breath for a good long time, at least a minute. There is a lake that was about a mile from where the YMCA camp was but you could not swim in it. We convinced the kids that Amy was a mermaid. When they asked about her tail we laughed and made fun of them for thinking that Disney knows what mermaids look like. then when we would go to rivers and things to swim (mountains are awesome for being able to just drive to a river and swim for the afternoon) Amy would swim under and around some rocks that the kids could not since they were all bad swimmers and so that solidified the mermaid thing.

All of my YMCA kids were black and would constantly tell me that some famous person was their cousin. I have a last name of some famous actors so my brother and I used some photoshop and put us in pictures with them to "prove" they were my parents/sister. It worked out better than I thought when one of their parents waited outside for drop off to ask me to get her an autograph from my sister.

I think I said before I have a twin. well my twin worked for a different afterschool program but we worked at the same building but it was a separate area. We wore the same clothes to work one day and just messed with both sets of kids for a good 3 or so hours. We would do things like go out the front door with some kind of excuse and then the other would come in the back and have no idea why the were asking about the original destination. I took a kickball that was busted out one way and he came in with a new one that was the same color and they freaked out cause they knew we didn't have anymore. (we just bought one for them with out own money instead of the Y paying for it) Then, for the finale, which I actually got this one from a previous reddit post so I wont claim this as my own, I said I was working on a time travel machine and was going to test it out in front of them. I started to give a speech about how they need to do certain things to maintain safety and my brother bursts in screaming "NO, DON'T DO IT! THE CONSEQUENCES ARE DIRE!" he then grabs the "remote" that operated the time machine and smashes it, then runs out.

Also, as a reoccurring gag. my brother and I are constantly asked the stupid twin questions that everyone asks if they have never met a set of twinns. btw how is that even possible nowadays? So, when we meet people we with tell them we can prove we have a better connection then most people by playing the guessing game from 1-10. witch ever of us has the person hooked we will whisper in their ear a number between 1-10 so they know we are not signally to one another. then from across the room, yell to the other (who is oblivious to the fact that we are proving our twindom until this que) Oi! pick a number between 1-10. then we have a predetermined sequence that we use to get all ten numbers correct. It's amazing how many people get their mind blown from a simple guessing game.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...rother/c5x1rbm

[Little Phoebe]

Die met die tijdmachine is briljant

Vroege ontwerpen van de iPhone.

[Slome Kameel]

Die tuinman in de videoclip maakt me nogal bang

[ßuerp]

Sarah schreef:

Beste real life troll ooit:



http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...rother/c5x1rbm

Paranoide schreef:

Vroege ontwerpen van de iPhone.

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:')

[Little Phoebe]

Dit postte een meisje op FB. Dit soort walgelijke dingen post ze wel vaker.



Oh dikke barf Ik zou echt in mijn mond overgeven als een jongen dat tegen me zou zeggen.
En het is ook nog in Comic Sans, dus kom er maar in Quintiano en andere CS haters!

[Little Phoebe]

Oh, en dit:

[Turk February]

Van Micha Wertheim.

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Turk February schreef:

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Van Micha Wertheim.

[Hazel]

Turk February schreef:

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Van Micha Wertheim.

[Hazel]

Ik moest lachen om deze lamp die IKEA binnenkort gaat verkopen (of misschien al verkoopt). FYI: ik moest er óók om huilen.

"Deze lampenkap ziet er een beetje uit als een tutu." Dat maakt het niet veel beter, IKEA.

Ik weet ook niet waarom dat in aanhalingstekens moet. Tenzij het een quote is van de ontwerper. Maar dan is het extra raar, want je verwacht van de ontwerper dat hij er wel beter over nadenkt dan "een beetje ene tutu". Zeker als het om een lamp van 119 euro gaat.

[Zeppelin]

oh ik zag die lamp net en dacht omggg die wil ik

Dan raad ik je aan om een basic ikea lamp van twintig euro te kopen en een flinke lap tule van drie euro per strekkende meter op de markt

Edit: de basic Ikea staande lamp is zelfs maar acht euro.

[Zeppelin]

ja 119 euroknallers gaan me ook veel te ver.

[Schrödinger]

Wij hebben ook een staande lamp van de IKEA, die was geloof ik zes euro.

[Dinalfos]

Ik kan nog steeds geen genoeg krijgen van Latvian jokes

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

One potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
Soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.

[Martiño]

Kruisje.

[Martiño]

Hm, hier doet hij het prima. Zal hem anders even op foto-emmer uploaden

[Trimm Trabb]

MargotTenenbaum schreef:

Ik moest lachen om deze lamp die IKEA binnenkort gaat verkopen (of misschien al verkoopt). FYI: ik moest er óók om huilen.

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Hallo, het is dan ook ontworpen door een Wiebke, wat verwacht je dan?

[Carn]

Jim Jefferies
im in edinburgh after the festival is over, its really a very pretty city when cunts are not giving you flyers

D66'iger.

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Paranoide schreef:

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Paranoide schreef:

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[Hazel]

Paranoide schreef:

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Hahaha

This guy's an idiot. Quick, take a picture!

[Turk February]

Flight of the Conchords schrijven samen met kinderen een liefdadigheidsnummer:

[Trimm Trabb]

Turk February schreef:

Flight of the Conchord schrijven samen met kinderen een liefdadigheidsnummer:

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Ik had 'm al gezien en ik vind 'm echt hilarioes.
Bret ook die in een scheur ligt om dat meisje dat roept "NO NO NO! NO MORE KIDS!" <3

Turk February schreef:

Flight of the Conchord schrijven samen met kinderen een liefdadigheidsnummer:

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Trimm Trabb schreef:

Ik had 'm al gezien en ik vind 'm echt hilarioes.
Bret ook die in een scheur ligt om dat meisje dat roept "NO NO NO! NO MORE KIDS!" <3

Ja. Ik wist trouwens niet dat hij de muziek voor The Muppets had gedaan, en nu heb ik een paar van die liedjes opgezocht, en het is inderdaad goed merkbaar.