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Oud 06-11-2006, 23:41
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1 van mijn all time favourites, lock stock + 2 smoking barrels

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: This is a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]

Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.
Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!
[Ties Dog's hands behind him]
Dog: I'll find you.
Bacon: What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?

heerlijke film.
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Oud 07-11-2006, 18:46
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You wanna fuck with me? you fucking with the best!
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Oud 08-11-2006, 16:12
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Charlie don't surf!
beste ooit

Dit jaar is die eerste scene van die zakkenmannen in ober toch wel geniaal
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Oud 10-11-2006, 11:06
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Ketjing schreef op 22-02-2005 @ 17:57 :

Snatch
Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Gemologist: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
En dan vooral de manier waarop hij "cup 'o tea" zegt

Verder nog uit Snatch
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Hell you can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Bricktop: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me.

Bricktop: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.



Full metal jacket
Seargant Hartman: How tall are you private?
Private Joker: Five foot nine
Seargant Hartman: Five foot nine. I didn't know they stacked shit that high

Seargent Heartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Animal: Are you a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal: Well... have you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Lt. Touchdown: It's a giant shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.
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Oud 14-11-2006, 15:31
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Uit Ed, Edd & Eddy:

Eddy: Zeg een A Ed..
Ed: A Ed
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Oud 15-11-2006, 08:55
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"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No mister Bond I expect you to die!"
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Oud 15-11-2006, 09:02
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Ja, mijn favorite quote, dat kan alleen maar uit The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift komen:

There is an old saying: 'For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of message, the war was lost.'

Wat een wijsheid. :')
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Oud 15-11-2006, 10:00
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DanielC schreef op 15-11-2006 @ 10:02 :
Ja, mijn favorite quote, dat kan alleen maar uit The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift komen:

There is an old saying: 'For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of message, the war was lost.'

Wat een wijsheid. :')
Een vriend van me zei ook al dat Tokyo Drift vol foute 'wijsheden' zat. Ik moet die film echt zien, lijkt me geweldig slecht
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Oud 15-11-2006, 16:39
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Training Day


Alonzo Harris: This shit's chess, it ain't checkers

Alonzo Harris: Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
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