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![]() Meanwhile in Finland: +15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing. +10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers. +5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles. 0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit. −5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends. −10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts. −20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter. −30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors. −50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training. −70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore. −273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside. −300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.
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![]() Het is hier in de zomer eigenlijk best warm! In juli is het in Helsinki gemiddeld zelfs warmer dan in Amsterdam. Maar de kledingkeuze van Finnen is inderdaad vreemd - die is meer gebaseerd op het seizoen dan op de temperatuur. In mei lopen ze met korte broek en zonnebril buiten als het 10 graden is, en in december lopen ze met handschoenen, dikke sjaal en muts als het 5 graden is. |
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Overigens smaakt kinderchocolade nog duizent keer meer naar echte chocola dan de crap die de kindjes in Amerika door hun strot krijgen geduwd, want dat heeft echt helemaal niks meer met chocola te maken. Herschey, gadverdamme.
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Stephen enjoys cooking his godchildren and leaving out commas.
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