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26-07-2004, 14:38
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26-07-2004, 14:39
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26-07-2004, 14:39
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26-07-2004, 14:40
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Philosophy just chases its own tail...
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26-07-2004, 14:40
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When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy
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26-07-2004, 14:41
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Plastic Jesus
Ernie Marrs I don't care if it rains of freezes 'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car. Through my trials and tribulations And my travels through the nations With my Plastic Jesus I'll go far. Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid He'll have to go. His magnets ruin my radio And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar. Riding down a thoroughfare With His nose up in the air, A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind. Trouble coming He don't see, He just keeps His eye on me And any other thing that lies behind. Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car ... Though the sunshine on His back Make Him peel, chip and crack, A little patching keeps Him up to par. When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say "damn" I can let all my curses roll Plastic Jesus doesn't hear 'Cause he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul. Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car ... Once His robe was snowy white, Now it isn't quite so bright - Stained by the smoke of my cigar. If I weave around at night, And policemen think I'm tight, They never find my bottle - though they ask. Plastic Jesus shelters me, For His head comes off, you see He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask. Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car ... Ride with me and have a dram Of the blood of the Lamb - Plastic Jesus is a holy bar. Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car I could go a hundred miles an hour Long as I got the Almighty Power Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice {Refrain - repeat between every verse} Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations, We will travel every nation, With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus Glued to the dashboard of my car, You can buy Him phosphorescent Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant, Take Him with you when you're travelling far I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I have magnetic Mary Ridin' on the dashboard of my car I feel I'm protected amply I've got the whole damn Holy Family Riding on the dashboard of my car You can buy a Sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a Pedestal of abalone shell Goin' ninety, I'm not wary 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell I don't care what they say, I'm gonna Keep on prayin' to that pink madonna Melted to the dashboard of my car. I don't care if it bumps or jostles Long as I got the Twelve Apostles Bolted to the dashboard of my car Don't I have a pious mess Such a crowd of holiness Strung across the dashboard of my car No, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car But I think he'll have to go His magnet ruins my radio And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar Riding through the thoroughfare With his nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind Trouble coming, he don't see He just keeps his eyes on me And any other thing that lies behind {as refrain} Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Though the sun shines on his back Makes him peel, chip, and crack A little patching keeps him up to par When pedestrians try to cross I let them know who's boss I never blow my horn or give them warning I ride all over town Trying to run them down And it's seldom that they live to see the morning {as refrain} Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car His halo fits just right And I use it as a sight And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say Damn I can let all sorts of curses roll Plastic Jesus doesn't hear For he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul {as refrain} Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Once his robe was snowy white Now it isn't quite so bright Stained by the smoke of my cigar God made Christ a Holy Jew God made Him a Christian too Paradoxes populate my car Joseph beams with a feigned elan From the shaggy dash of my furlined van Famous cuckold in the master plan Naughty Mary, smug and smiling Jesus dainty and beguiling Knee-deep in the piling of my van His message clear by night or day My phosphorescent plastic Gay Simpering from the dashboard of my van You can buy Him phosphorescent Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant, Take Him with you when you're travelling far. You can buy a Sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a Pedestal of abalone shell. Goin' ninety, I'm not wary' Cause I've got my Virgin Mary, Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell. Rain and Snow are not an issue long as I got my plastic Vishnu Sittin on the dashboard of my car When I'm goin' fornicatin I got my ceramic Satan Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home The women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Leering from the dashboard of my van I don't care if I'm broke or starvin' As long as I've got a fish named Darwin Glued to the trunklid of my car God, I'm feeling so evolved Drivin' with my problems solved Proclaiming what I think of what we are Riding home one foggy night, With my honey cuddled tight, I missed a curve and off the road we veered. My windshield got smashed-up good, And my darling graced the hood. Plastic Jesus, He had disappeared. {As refrain} Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus, No longer chides me with His holy grin. Doctors in the X-ray room Found Him in my darling's womb. Someday, He'll be born again! I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car He's the dude with the rusty nails, Walks on water, don't need no sails Riding on the dashboard of me car I don't care if the night is scary As long as I got the Virgin Mary Sittin' on the dashboard of my car. She don't slip and she don't slide Cuz her ass is magnetized Sittin' on the dashboard of my car.
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26-07-2004, 14:41
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Hij beweert een IQ van 154 te hebben; is dat niet ongeveer wat Einstein had?
 
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26-07-2004, 14:43
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mijnheer poker houdt zich angstvallig stil
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26-07-2004, 14:43
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26-07-2004, 14:43
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26-07-2004, 14:44
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26-07-2004, 14:45
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26-07-2004, 14:45
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26-07-2004, 14:46
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Liever de gezelligheid van Onzin dan de zogenaamde intelligentie hier
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26-07-2004, 14:46
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Einstein heeft nooit een IQ test gedaan, dumbass Markel
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26-07-2004, 14:47
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26-07-2004, 14:48
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26-07-2004, 14:49
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uhm... ik heb een onbestemd gevoel dat deze topic heel mischien wel naar "onzin" verplaaststs zou mogen worden.
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26-07-2004, 14:50
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26-07-2004, 14:51
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26-07-2004, 14:52
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Dat kun je niet weten, want Einstein heeft nooit een IQ test gedaan. En al had ie die gedaan dan moet je t ook nog eens aanpassen aan de tijd 
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26-07-2004, 14:53
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26-07-2004, 14:54
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26-07-2004, 14:55
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Ja
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26-07-2004, 14:55
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Research Gatara, my darling, research...
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26-07-2004, 14:56
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 niet jij,.. maar Manus J. van Alles enneh, ik ga eens mijn fiets bij de fietsmaker dumpen
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26-07-2004, 14:56
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26-07-2004, 14:56
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bij nader inzien ga ik m zelf plakken
 heb ik wat leuks te doen
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26-07-2004, 14:57
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blaat
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26-07-2004, 14:57
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26-07-2004, 14:58
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blaadjes
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26-07-2004, 15:00
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zo ziet men maar weer dat heel slim en gestoord dicht bij elkaar liggen
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huh
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26-07-2004, 15:02
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Haha, wie is hier nou de stakker.
np: Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending Weer eens wat anders dan die Brandenburger Konzerte. |
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26-07-2004, 15:05
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bladeren
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26-07-2004, 15:05
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dom1 (de ~ (m.), ~kerken/~men, ~s, ~s, ~men)
1 kathedraal 2 Portugese eretitel 3 titel van een benedictijner monnik 4 koepelvormige opbouw van een stoomketel dom2 (bn.) 1 beperkt van verstand => bęte, dommig, hij heeft het buskruit niet uitgevonden, hij is niet wijzer, oenig, onbenullig, onnozel, simpel, stom, suf, sullig; <=> slim 2 min of meer toevallig [Belg.] |
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26-07-2004, 15:06
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bladgoud
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26-07-2004, 15:07
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ijsjes
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26-07-2004, 15:08
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gouden tand
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26-07-2004, 15:09
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pinguins
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26-07-2004, 15:11
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tandsteen
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26-07-2004, 15:11
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26-07-2004, 15:12
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Enharmonische modulatie.
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26-07-2004, 15:12
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steenworp
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