Monty Python and the holy grail - the knights who say ni
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
NI! NI! NI! 
ARTHUR: 
Who are you? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
We are the Knights Who Say... 'NI'! 
RANDOM: 
NI NI!!
ARTHUR: 
No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
The SAME! 
BEDEVERE: 
Who are they? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'! 
RANDOM: 
Neee-WOM! 
ARTHUR: 
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a SACRIFICE. 
ARTHUR: 
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Ni! 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
NI NI NI NI NI!!
ARTHUR: 
AUCH aahw, oow aargh
HEAD KNIGHT: 
We shall say NI again to you if you do not appease us. 
ARTHUR: 
Well, what is it you want? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
We want... a SHRUBBERY! *drama muziek*
ARTHUR: 
A what? 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
NININI
ARTHUR and PARTY: 
Ow! Oh! 
ARTHUR: 
Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive. 
ARTHUR: 
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
One that looks nice. 
ARTHUR: 
Of course. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
And not too expensive. 
ARTHUR: 
Yes. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Now... go! 
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ARTHUR: 
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem. 
ARTHUR: 
What is that? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'NI'. 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Ni! SSSSHHHHTTT!!!
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'. 
RANDOM: 
NI NI
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Therefore, we must give you a test. 
ARTHUR: 
What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Firstly, you must find... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!! *drama muziek*
ARTHUR: 
Not another shrubbery! 
RANDOM: 
NI!!
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery... only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
A PATH! A PAth! A PATH! Ni! SHHHT! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!... 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... A HERRING!!!!! *drama*
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
A HERRING!!!!
ARTHUR: 
We shall do no such thing! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Oh, please! 
ARTHUR: 
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done. 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word. 
ARTHUR: 
What word? 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear. 
ARTHUR: 
How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is? 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Aaaaugh! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
You said it again! 
ARTHUR: 
What, 'is'? 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Agh! No, not 'is'. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'. 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
No, not 'is'. Not 'is'. 
BEDEVERE: 
My liege, it's Sir Robin! 
ARTHUR: 
Sir Robin! 
ROBIN: 
My liege! It's good to see you. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Now he's said the word! 
ARTHUR: 
Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail? 
ROBIN: 
No, no. No. Far from it. 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
He said the word again! 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Aaaaugh! 
ROBIN: 
I was looking for it. 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Aaaaugh! 
ROBIN: 
Uh, here-- here in this forest. 
ARTHUR: 
No, it is far from this place. 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Aaaaugh! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word... 
ARTHUR: 
Oh, stop it! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again! 
ARTHUR: 
Patsy! 
HEAD KNIGHT: 
Wait! I said it! I said it! 
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh! 
KNIGHTS OF NI: 
Aaaaugh!... 
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