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Oud 22-06-2008, 17:15
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Stephen enjoys cooking his godchildren and leaving out commas.
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Oud 22-06-2008, 20:31
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in het echt was hij leuker
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my achy breaky heart (8)
Oud 23-06-2008, 00:25
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sbs6 op dit moment
Oud 23-06-2008, 13:52
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Leven kopen? http://www.alife4sale.com/
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Oud 23-06-2008, 14:46
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HAhahaha ohh echt ik hou van cyanide&happiness.
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Oud 24-06-2008, 18:53
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"I think he's down there, smiling up at us."

12 may 1937 - 23 june 2008

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Oud 25-06-2008, 20:06
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Oud 26-06-2008, 00:02
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Superbad ja, die film deed zn titel wel eer aan.
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Oud 26-06-2008, 18:37
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yesss


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Oud 26-06-2008, 23:32
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Oud 27-06-2008, 17:39
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portishead is geil ja, maar wat is er precies grappig?
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man, it must be great being you watching me.
Oud 28-06-2008, 20:27
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o

omg.
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Oud 29-06-2008, 12:49
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omg, hij wordt steeds beter.

"maybe you were abused as a child, maybe your mother has cancer..."
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Oud 29-06-2008, 13:48
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Oud 01-07-2008, 22:42
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Oud 01-07-2008, 22:43
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omdat paradijsvogels cool zijn
Oud 02-07-2008, 12:35
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Citaat:
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them. She was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:


'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
Oud 03-07-2008, 09:51
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Oud 03-07-2008, 14:44
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Hij werkt niet
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Oud 03-07-2008, 14:56
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Hij werkt niet
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Oud 03-07-2008, 15:11
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Oud 03-07-2008, 20:35
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Omg, Ik ben er ook één.
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Oud 04-07-2008, 11:51
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Oud 04-07-2008, 13:50
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oh shit ik bleef maar klikken ik dacht mn computer loopt weer vast ofzo.
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a pill-popping jukebox
Oud 06-07-2008, 00:58
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Oud 06-07-2008, 03:31
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n64 kid - remix

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Oud 07-07-2008, 00:12
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Oud 07-07-2008, 19:17
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er staat ook nog een mooie pumpkin/ new york tussen.
Oud 07-07-2008, 20:13
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Oud 09-07-2008, 16:26
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[filmpje]

er staat ook nog een mooie pumpkin/ new york tussen.
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Oud 09-07-2008, 16:58
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Haha, de harde waarheid.

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Oud 09-07-2008, 17:47
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Oud 09-07-2008, 17:48
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oh shit ik bleef maar klikken ik dacht mn computer loopt weer vast ofzo.
pas toen ik dit las snapte ik het
Oud 09-07-2008, 19:30
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http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...nt_8479901.htm
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Oud 10-07-2008, 12:15
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ha cool dus die dingen zijn wel nuttig
Oud 10-07-2008, 23:00
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Oud 11-07-2008, 00:06
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De onwaarschijnlijke CUNT SMASHER.

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In what scientists are calling "pretty gay", I can't find my shoes.
Oud 11-07-2008, 01:13
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hmmm, nee, ik heb ze toch liever met mayonaise.
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Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clownsuit/ I've got toast but I'm not a toaster/ I've got ham but I'm not a hamster
Oud 15-07-2008, 12:32
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Oud 15-07-2008, 21:13
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Voor de 5-minute-man:

Oud 18-07-2008, 20:58
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Superbad ja, die film deed zn titel wel eer aan.
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Oud 21-07-2008, 10:18
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Superbad was een hoogtepunt idd.

OT:

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Hansel, he's so hot right now!
Oud 21-07-2008, 13:07
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superbad is prima.
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Oud 21-07-2008, 13:41
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Oud 21-07-2008, 20:04
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Hansel, he's so hot right now!
Oud 22-07-2008, 11:57
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Nedermetal van de een-na-bovenste plank:

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Oud 22-07-2008, 22:28
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Oud 23-07-2008, 00:00
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Big Train! <3
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Oud 23-07-2008, 01:52
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