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Spontaan gay worden lijkt me ook vrij onmogelijk, trouwens... Laten we het wel bij die waterval, dan? We kunnen alternative Tribe gaan regisseren...
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26-10-2003, 00:53
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 oke, de waterval.... Maar dan moet KC zich wel naakt wassen 
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26-10-2003, 00:54
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 Zullen we dit een andere keer voortzetten?
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26-10-2003, 00:55
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26-10-2003, 00:56
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...Ben ik zo op Worzel.com ofzo...zie ik Dwayne (Bray) in een panty staan dansen ---->
 Ik bedoel maar: WHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHW!
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26-10-2003, 00:58
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Brilliant  Hijs wel hélemaal 'in', vooral als hij nou nog een minirokje zou dragen...*zegt welterusten*
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26-10-2003, 00:58
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 *dood*
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26-10-2003, 01:02
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gheheh.....nou als je goed kijkt, draagt hij praktisch al iets van een minirokje
 Yep! Hij hoort er helemaal bij!
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26-10-2003, 01:06
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juh, de hippe manhoer
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26-10-2003, 01:08
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Muh...Jay overtreft toch alles hoor qua hoer zijn
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26-10-2003, 01:15
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Jay is echt de allergrootste manhoer  *kuchebonytrudyenamberneukenendannogonschuldigkijkenkuch*
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26-10-2003, 01:19
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pfffft....en vergeet Grace niet! En, ik kan er nog steeds niet bij dat Jack in serie 1 gewoon 15 is!  Hij ziet er minstens 13 uit!!!
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26-10-2003, 11:42
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wow ik heb weer veel gemist hier
KC --> wat is er met hem gebeurd, ik zou hem bijna niet herkennen, zo schattig issie geworden...Watervalscenario --> mag ik daar ook bij zijn??  Bray in panty --> *krijgt nachtmerries* WAAROM, Waarom nou toch??? De rest ziet er trouwens ook niet echt geweldig uit... Ik prefereer trouwens de Zoot/Jack combinatie
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26-10-2003, 13:01
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KC is echt leuk, bijna knap, zelfs Neuh. Waren ze allemaal stoned ofzo!!? Ik ook 
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26-10-2003, 14:14
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Of een Rufus Lee/KC of Rufus Lee/Jack.... Da's helemaal toppie!
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26-10-2003, 14:20
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*valt van stoel* Of allemaal tegelijk 
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26-10-2003, 15:17
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Als we alle combinaties nou eens serieus gaan overwegen, voor- en nadelen enzo, dan komen we er vast wel uit
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26-10-2003, 16:00
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Wacht; misschien toch... Jack valt op blond (denk Ellie *kgrgrtrut*), dus Ved kan op zich... Nee, niet nuttig... *geeft op *
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26-10-2003, 17:26
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ik wil hem niet met ved, dat vind ik nix.....
Uhm.... ik blijf gewoon bij Zoot en Jack, kan me niets mooiers bedenken dan dat
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26-10-2003, 17:32
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* kuchahemzootjackenjijahemkuch*
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26-10-2003, 17:40
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Hm, Jack valt op blond...
Ik ben van nature blond Hm.... Waar valt KC eigenlijk op? Wiebelhoofdjes?
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26-10-2003, 17:48
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En een overslaande stem dus. En dat Marieke-of-zo-figuur van Idols.Is er al eens een Miss Tribe-verkiezing gehouden? Kan best...En waarom ben je niet online 
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26-10-2003, 18:25
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Hm.... Een Miss Tribe-verkiezing? *maakt notitie* Da's een prachtige voor The Tribe Times
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26-10-2003, 21:14
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26-10-2003, 21:20
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Ik kwam er zomaar ineens op, vraag me niet waarom *Nomineert Ebony*De Tribe Times is zowiezo (?) briljant @ An: Good girl
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26-10-2003, 21:26
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overigens, het forum waar eerst The Tribe Times op stond is verwijderd En daarmee is ook mijn evil Brady-verhaal verloren gegaan
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26-10-2003, 21:30
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Ik wilde het laatst kijken maar het forum was weg, dus wilde ik je vragen of je t naar me wilde sturen.... wat een drama
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26-10-2003, 21:32
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Mag er ook een Mister Miss Tribe zijn?? Want in dat geval zou ik graag Zoot-ina nomineren
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26-10-2003, 21:35
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Eerst maar een Miss Tribe
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26-10-2003, 21:36
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*slikt heel hard*
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*ziet Zoot al rond paraderen in zijn zwembroek *
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26-10-2003, 21:40
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wil je me de hoofdstukken sturen die je nog wel hebt?? of ze hier opzetten ofzo (zou heeeel erg ontopic zijn )
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26-10-2003, 21:43
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26-10-2003, 21:44
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Juh! Juh! Alle ontopicheid hierheen!!
*wil ook Zoot in zwembroek en herinnert zich dat een zeker iemand hier photoshopt*
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26-10-2003, 21:45
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Ik ga nu mijn bed opzoeken want arme ik moet er morgen om 6 uur al weer uit
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26-10-2003, 21:46
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26-10-2003, 21:48
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Zoot be praised!!! And to his chosen victory!!!
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26-10-2003, 21:48
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Jullie vragen wel wat van me, zeg Maar het is het proberen waard Overigens, ik heb enkel nog hoofdstuk 7, 11, 12, 13 en 14 over Zo veel is verloren gegaan
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26-10-2003, 21:51
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 Je kunt het best...En wrom zoveel?!
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26-10-2003, 22:07
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tsja, ik had zeer weinig opgeslagen op m'n pc
Stom,
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26-10-2003, 22:08
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tsja, ik had zeer weinig opgeslagen op m'n pc
Stom, stom, stom!!
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26-10-2003, 22:12
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Nou
No fair.. Ik had ook nog maar veel te weinig gelezen... Maar binnenkort... Als je ze hier nou plaatst...
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26-10-2003, 22:17
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moet ik wat er nog over is hier posten??
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naja, ik doe het gewoon...
Hier komen hoofdstuk 11, 12 en 13 (14 is nog niet af) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 11: Rebirth of the Loco’s Ved: Well, Luke… Who is that? Luke: Ah, you wouldn’t be interested! Ved: Try me! He looks like another miserable Virt Mystery person: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Luke: I don’t know who he is either Mystery person: That’s because I was there first! I was here before you, I was here long before you arrived, and I… Ved: Would you get to the point, Virt? Just say what you wanna say and then leave! I’m still naked, you know! Luke: I see that! Luke gets the creepy evil smile on his face again Ved: Okay, stop it! You don’t stand a chance with me Luke: Damn, you never allow me to have any fun at all! Ved: Nope Mystery person: Say, have you ever considered joining the circus, bleach boy? Ved: You mocking me?! Mystery person: What if I am? Ved: You’re lucky I got no clothes on, cause else…!! Ellie and Cloe suddenly burst into the room Ellie: Ved, we want a word! Ved: Here’s one: GET LOST!! Cloe: We are not going anywhere until you give us an answer! Luke: Ladies, do you mind? Ellie: Luke? What are you doing in a pool with Ved? Ellie gets a shocked look on her face Ellie: Don’t tell me you and Ved are… Luke: NO!! Ellie: Oh my God!!!! Wait until Jack hears this!! Ved: Hey, we’re not… Ellie: You are so busted now, Ved!! I am like totally gonna tell Jack what you’re doing when he’s away! Ellie runs out of the room Ved: Now look what you’ve done, Luke!! Luke: Sorry Cloe: You’d better be!! Mystery person: I think it’s about time I left Cloe: Hey, I know you!! You’re… Mystery person: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHT!! My identity must remain a secret! It will only be revealed at my grand return! Cloe: But… Ved: Cloe, leave off… You know Virts… Always doing things the hard way Cloe: Sure… Whatever. Luke: Now I still don’t know who you are! Mystery person: You will soon… You will soon! Cloe: Riiiiiiight… Mister mystery, why don’t you get out and take Luke with you! Ved and I have some business to take care of Ved: What business? Cloe: …… Mystery person: Well, I’m leaving! This is getting too serious for me! Luke: Me too The mystery person and Luke slowly walk out of the room and slam the door shut behind them Ved: Okay, what is it? Cloe: You got married to Jack. I wanna know why! Ved: Why not? Cloe: You hate him, he’s a Virt! Ved: So are you Cloe: Yeah, but I’m different! Ved: In what way? Cloe: I’m a girl! Ved: And Jack’s a guy… So what? Cloe: And I’m sexy! Ved: Are you? Cloe: YES!! Ved: And what else? Cloe: I don’t stutter! Ved: Neither does he Cloe: He does! Ved: Does not Cloe: Yes, he does! Ved: No, he doesn’t! Cloe: He does!! Ved: Doesn’t! Cloe: Does!! Ved: DOESN’T!!! Cloe: HE’S A BIG STUTTERER!! Ved: JUST STOP IT!! If you can’t accept that the fact that I don’t want you anymore, maybe I should just delete you! Cloe: You wouldn’t dare! Ved: Just watch me… Ved puts the Chosen robe on Ved: You don’t know when or how, but you are going to get deleted! Ved walks past Cloe, but she grabs his arm before he can get out of the room Cloe: You know you love me! Why don’t you just admit that you’re a pathetic loser when I’m not with you!! Ved: Let go of me… Cloe: NO!!! Ved punches Cloe in the face and then throws her on the floor Ved: You think I can’t hurt you? Ved grabs Cloe by her hair Ved: This is just a little start… You’d better say goodbye to your friends while you still can, because soon you won’t exist anymore! Ved bangs Cloe against the wall and then throws her into the pool Ved: Heh, nothing but a Virt… Once a Virt, always a Virt… Ved now slowly leaves the room Meanwhile, somewhere else in the villa Jack: Why does everything always have to be so hard for me? What if I get caught? Jack looks around the corner and when he sees nobody he quickly runs to the next corner Jack: Luckily I’m close to that room now… Just a few more metres, and… Ram: YOOO! Jackie-boy! Jack: WAAAAAH!!! Jack quickly turns around, only to see Ram, Java, Siva, May, Jay, Trudy, Salene, Ryan, Alice, Ned, KC, Lex, Tai-San, Zandra, Danni and Ebony looking at him Trudy: Jack, what are you doing? Jack: N-nothing! Java: Doesn’t look like nothing to me! Salene: I never knew you liked these kind of things! Jack: What things?! Jay: Don’t worry, Jack. I understand it, really! I do. Jay winks at Jack and gives him his sweetest smile Jack: Wowowowoooow, wait a minute! It’s not what you guys think! Lex: Ah, don’t be so embarrassed, Jack. Most geeks do these things! Jack: But I don’t… Salene: Jack, you know you can always come to us if you want to talk about things like this Jack: Just what are you thinking?! KC: Jack, the nudist… Now you can put an ad in the paper: Red-haired geeky nudist seeks boyfriend. Preferably one who wears Lycra tops. Salene: Shut it, KC!! Don’t you see Jack has problems! Siva: Yeah, he has problems all right… More of a freak than a genius! Jack: I don’t have time for this! Java: Oh yeah, you look so busy! Jack: I don’t care what you think, but I am going to put on some clothes! Ram: It is pretty necessary… Jack: So if you will all excuse me! Jack runs to Ved’s room and locks the door behind him Ryan: He needs help… Lex: Well, I’m not gonna give it to him. How about you, Ebony? Ebony: Me? What makes you think I’d want to help that freak? Java: Typical Ebony… Only looking after number one Ebony: Guess that makes 2 of us May: Three of us, actually Java: Oh, shut up! May: What, can’t I say something? I am Ram’s 4th wife, you know! Ram: Almost-wife! Jay: And people call me a manwhore! Salene: Are you saying they’re wrong? Jay: Yes!! I am very faithful to my women! Say, what are you doing tonight, Salene? Ryan: Spending time with me! Jay: I believe Salene can speak for herself! Salene: Indeed I can! I’m spending time with Ryan tonight, Jay! Jay: And what exactly are you two going to do? Stare at the ceiling all night? Talk about the white clouds? Or maybe you could be doing the exciting silence game again! But instead, you could also have a night of entertainment with me! Ryan: Salene doesn’t want that! Salene: It sounds fun! Ryan: What?! Salene: Ryan, first you send me away on a horse and now you want me to stay? Maybe it’s time you make up your mind… I’ll hear what you want in the morning! Ryan: Salene! Salene: Let’s go, Jay! Jay: Ryan, remember this: only the people with the good looks get the girls. The rest would be better off committing suicide! Jay and Salene quickly walk away Ryan: SALENE!! Lex: Tough luck there, buddy! The door to Ved’s room swings open and Jack steps out, wearing a Techno uniform KC: Ooh, this is getting more and more interesting! Geeky, red-haired gay genius seeks partner who loves Lycra and doesn’t mind getting sucked on his… Jack shoots KC with a stun gun Jack: I’m a geek, huh! Jack zaps Lex Jack: I’m freaky, huh! Jack zaps Ram Jack: Is it too much to ask to just accept me for who I am?! Jack zaps Ebony Jack: Well, the geek seeks revenge NOW!!! Everyone steps aside as Jack walks past them Java points her stun gun at Jack Siva: You can’t do that, sis! Java: Watch me! Ram: Javie… Java immediately turns around and runs to Ram Java: Ram, I’m here!! What is it? Ram: Come closer… Java moves closer to Ram Java: Yes, Ram? Ram punches Java Ram: You moron!! Nobody is allowed to delete Jack!! Siva: But… you just got zapped, Ram! Ram: Siva, I’ve been stunned so many times… I don’t feel a thing when someone zaps me! Ryan: How handy Ned: I got that with bullets… So many people have tried to shoot me, but all of them failed! May: I’d sooner think nobody succeeded because they can’t get through all those fat layers on your body Ned: You just hurt my feelings, May!! Alice: MAY!! Apologise! May: No way!! Alice: MAY!!!! May: Forget it, I’m not apologising to a loser like Ned! Ned: Alice, she hurt my feelings again!! Alice: May, I’ve been very patient with you… May: I never noticed… Alice: If you don’t apologise now, I swear to you… May: What, you want to hurt me? Isn’t that against your pacifistic nature? If you don’t like what I say, maybe you should go back to the pigs and chickens on your little farm! I’m sure the animals will listen to you! Alice is about to hit May when they hear footsteps slowly coming near them Ned: Someone’s coming! Quickly, let’s hide ourselves! Everyone runs into a closet Mega: Ram? Jack? Is anyone here? Mega has a hard time walking and slowly enters Jack & Ved’s bedroom Mega: Anyone in here? Mega sees a big fluffy bed Mega: Thank goodness. A bed! Mega drops himself onto the bed, turns a bit so he is on his back, and he slowly begins to cry Ram: You hear that? Siva: Poor Mega is crying! Alice: Doesn’t surprise me after he’s been screwed by Bray! May: Don’t forget his torture that went on before that Siva: What torture? May: The long time in virtual reality where he had to endure long nights of passion and old fashion sex with Trudy! Trudy: What?! Ram: That would be a tremendous torture! Trudy: HEY!!! Ryan: Any volunteers to cheer him up? Alice: Not me Ned: I’m only good at bringing people down Siva: He gives me the creeps Java: I’m loyal to Ram! Trudy: I’ll go talk to him! May: No!!! You’ll just upset him even more! Trudy: What do we do then? Ram: We wait until someone else comes Siva: And we stay in the closet all that time? Java: No!! I refuse to stay in a closet with these Virts! Ryan: Then we just sneak away Ram: Good idea! Ram slowly opens the door of the closet and they quietly sneak away Meanwhile, on a square in the middle of the city, a large crowd has gathered around Zoot Zoot: You must all remember the old days, right after the virus struck Kids: YEAH!! Zoot: The days when the Loco’s and Demon Dogs were hunting everyone! Sammy: It was Hell!! Zoot: It was… Well, now is your chance to get in a higher position and be the hunter instead of the prey! City kid#1: What do we have to do? Zoot: Just cooperate with my new partner and me… The mystery person walks up to Zoot Zoot: You must all remember him… The leaders of the most feared tribes of the old days have now joined forces, and we want to create the biggest and most feared tribe of all!! Mystery person: Anyone seen my hat? City kid#24: Isn’t that…? Zoot: I present to you the man who had nearly become a fraction of the legend that I am! This mystery person is none other than the former leader of Tribe Circus: Top Hat!!!! Top Hat: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Zoot: Join us as we recreate the Loco’s and once again light the fires of Power and Chaos!!! City kid#19: Ah, forget it… City kid#14: We’re not interested… Everyone except for Sammy walks away from Top Hat and Zoot Zoot: Where are you going?! City kid#1: Away from you… Top Hat: You’ll be sorry for this!!! Sammy: Ehh… Excuse me Zoot: WHAT?! Sammy: I’ll join! Top Hat: At least there’s one smart kid in town Zoot: One Loco for the tribe Top Hat: Circus Tribe member Zoot: Whatever… Top Hat: Kid, why don’t you come with us Zoot: You desperately need a makeover Sammy: Cool! In the meantime, in the casino Jack: Bartender! Bartender: Yeah? Jack: Give me another drink Bartender: Yes, mister Techno! Jack: Wait, cancel that last order… Give me that entire bottle along with 21 glasses… Bartender: The entire bottle of 30-year old whiskey? Jack: Yeah… I’m gonna sit at that table over there Jack points to a table in the middle of the casino Jack: You’ll bring me the drinks in a few minutes… Deal? Bartender: Whatever you say Jack sits down at the table, looks around and then spots Jay and Salene somewhere in a corner Jay: So I told them I was taking control, so we could do all the things we came here to do, not to prop up Ram’s sick fantasies! Salene: That’s so interesting! And so brave too! Jay: And then I asked if they wanted that or if they wanted to be lied to for the rest of their lives! Salene: And what happened then? Jay: Ram suddenly came around the corner and he was like: Arrest… Salene suddenly kisses Jay Jay: …him Salene: Let’s go somewhere private! Jay: Like where? Salene: The mall? Jay: Sounds great, let’s go!! Jay takes Salene in his arms and drags her to the mall Jack: What is the world coming to? Ellie: Jack? Jack (with a half drunk head) looks up at Ellie Jack: Oh, hi Ellie… Ellie: Do you mind if I sit down? Jack: Why not? You want a drink? I’ll order one for you! Ellie: Jack, I just want to tell you… Jack: Bartender, hurry up with those drinks!! Bartender: yeah, yeah… Ellie: Jack, you need to know something! Jack: What? Ellie: It’s about Ved. He… Bartender: Here you are… The bartender puts a big bottle of whiskey down along with 21 glasses Jack: It’s about time! Ellie: Jack, listen to me! Jack: What! Ellie: I was looking for you earlier on in that villa, together with Cloe Jack: Why, you two wanted a threesome with me? Ellie: Please, let me finish Jack: Fine… Jack fills all 21 glasses with whiskey Ellie: I accidentally entered a room where Ved was sitting in a pool Jack: Uhuh… cheers! Jack drinks up one of the glasses Ellie: And he was naked Jack: Interesting… Jack drinks 2 more glasses Ellie: And guess who was with him? Jack: The Easter bunny? Ellie: Luke! Jack: Ah, interesting… How was he doing? Ellie: What?! Jack: Here, have a drink Ellie: No, I’d rather not… Jack: I said: have a drink!! Jack gives Ellie an angry look Ellie: Okay, okay Ellie also drinks up a glass of whiskey Jack: And were they doing anything? Ellie: Ved and Luke? Jack: Yeah, who else? The Guardian and Zoot?! Ellie: Okay, that I didn’t see, but… Luke was staring at Ved’s… Jack: Arm? Ellie: No, his… Jack: Foot? Ellie: higher Jack: His tummy? Ellie: A bit lower Jack: His upper leg? Ellie: Almost… Jack: Oh man!! Ellie: You see, that proves he doesn’t love you! Jack: That doesn’t matter… I don’t love him either, it’s just he’s like the God of Sex! Ellie: Maybe they were about to…. You know! Jack: Maybe they were, maybe they weren’t… Ellie: I just wanted to let you know… I think I’ll be going now… Ellie gets ready to stand up Jack: SIT DOWN!!!! Ellie: But Jack! Jack: We’re not done talking Ellie: I’ve got nothing more to say! Jack: Have another drink, Ellie Ellie: No, I’m not… Jack: HAVE ANOTHER GODDAMN DRINK, ELLIE!!! Ellie: Jack, I… Jack holds a couple of glasses in front of Ellie’s face Jack: Drink them!! Ellie: But Jack: I said: DRINK THEM!!!! Ellie: Okay, whatever! Ellie drinks every single glass up. Jack: That’s a good girl! Ellie: Jack, I… Jack stands up Ellie: Are you leaving? Jack: yeah. And you’re coming with me Ellie: Where are we going? Jack: You’ll see Ellie: Okay, I’ll go wherever you go! Jack: I was hoping you’d say that Jack grabs Ellie’s hand and together they run off Bartender: Hey, you haven’t paid yet!! Meanwhile, at Ved & Jack’s villa Mega: I wish I never came here… I wish I didn’t have to go through this Just outside the room Cloe: I wish I never met Ved!! I wish I didn’t have to go through this!! Cloe enters Ved’s room and sees Mega crying on the bed Cloe: Ah, why the hell not? Cloe lies down next to Mega Cloe: What happened to you? Mega: You don’t want to know Cloe: You look so sad… Got a broken heart? Mega: No… Cloe: Bray did something to you? Mega: You don’t need to know!! Just get lost, stupid kid!!! Cloe: FINE!!!!! Cloe storms off Mega: I’m tired… So tired Mega grabs a pillow, sticks his thumb in his mouth and falls asleep Meanwhile, just outside the city, Slade is looking over the city on a hill Slade: Yup, it’s the big bad city… Just like dear mama described it in her diary. There are buildings, trees…. I’m sure I can find my treasure there! Slade steps on his motorcycle and drives to the city To be continued…
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Dit is misschien de laatste kans, kom mee en vlucht met mij! En dans met mij de laatste dans, dan ben je eindelijk vrij!
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26-10-2003, 22:38
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Chapter 12: When will it stop?
In the hotel, Top Hat is applying face-paint on Sammy’s face Sammy: So, what stuff do I have to do as a Loco? Zoot: Ask no questions! Sammy: But how am I supposed to know what I have to do when you won’t tell me? Top Hat: Sit still and we’ll tell you what you have to do! Sammy: Tell me what I have to do and I’ll sit still! Zoot: I’ll tell you what you have to do: sit still! That’s what you have to do! Sammy: Ah…. The life of a Loco is not really hard if you don’t have to do anything Zoot: No comment Meanwhile, Jack has led Ellie to some hills outside the city and they’re now sitting on one of the hills, watching over the city Jack: You know, it’s funny… Ellie: What is? Jack: Well, you know… You love me, and Cloe loves Ved, and Ved loves me and I love all three of you… I mean, I got the people for the picking here! Ellie: Then why did you have to pick Ved?! Jack: I dunno… Maybe because we both have many fans? Ellie: That’s ridiculous! Jack: It is, isn’t it? I also could’ve picked you, but that’s so dull… I also could’ve taken my chances with Cloe, but… Ellie: What’s so dull about picking me?! Jack: Don’t interrupt me!!! Ellie: Look, I… Jack: I FORBID YOU TO INTERRUPT ME!!!! Ellie: What makes you think you got anything to say about me?! Jack: Well… Ellie: You have become so damn arrogant and I don’t know why… Jack pushes Ellie to the ground and kisses her Ellie: Why’d you do that? Jack: Cause I love you… Always have, always will Ellie: Really? Jack: NAH! Not really Jack rolls away Ellie: Come back here, you little weasel! Ellie runs after Jack Back in the city, Slade is driving around on his bike Slade: Treasure, treasure, where is my treasure? Slade drives to a crossover where Ned and Alice are just walking Slade: Out of the way!!! Ned: Did you say something, Alice? Alice: Not me Slade: OUT OF MY WAY, YOU FAT FUCKS!!! Ned and Alice slowly turn their heads to Slade Ned: Oh look, it’s a guy on a bike Alice: How nice Ned: Should we move? Alice: Nah, he won’t hit us Slade tries to stop, but the brakes don’t work, so he crashes against Ned and Alice and gets thrown off his bike Ned: He hit us! Alice: Yeah, I noticed… Ned: Maybe we should scrape him off the wall Alice: …maybe not! Ned and Alice walk away again Slade: AI! There goes me bike! Slade scrapes himself off the wall and stumbles down the street Back at the mall… Amber: Bray… Bray: Yeah? Amber: What did you do to Mega? Bray: Nothing, why? Amber: I heard he’s been crying for days now! Bray: Yeah, so? Amber: Well, for someone who never shows any emotions, that’s kinda weird… Danni: Maybe his feelings finally got the better of him Bray: Yeah! It’s not like I sexually abused him when he was tied up!! Lex: What are you talking about? Bray: You want me to show you, Lex? Lex: No way! Too scary Ryan: I thought you weren’t scared of anything? Lex: This is the exception! Danni: Lex is scared of Bray, Lex is scared of Bray!! Danni dances circles around Lex Salene: Well, at least someone is happy… Ram: Aren’t we all happy? May: I am!! Java: Me too! Siva: I’m feeling miserable! Ram: Well, go do it somewhere else! Don’t ruin our happy moment! Siva: Fine! Siva storms off to the roof Salene: Say hello to the little blue men on the roof for me! Ryan: Little blue men? Ram: Have you been smoking dope again? Salene: No!!! Java: You sure? Salene: Pretty damn sure! Java: Okay, just asking… Ram: Say, has anyone seen Jay or Ved? Lex: No… And I’m glad they’re not here today! Bray: I know where Jay is! Lex: Don’t tell us! Bray: He’s in my room! Danni: Say no more Bray: You see, he came to me last night and… Ryan: Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!!! Bray: And he really needed some love and attention so I gave him a hug, then pushed him down on the bed and… Amber: BRAY, SHUT UP!!! Bray: Yes, Amber Java: So we know what Jay’s been up to… Ram: Yeah, but where’s Ved? Danni: I reckon he’s flirting with Jack again Jack and Ellie suddenly run into the mall and start running circles around the table while they’re throwing all kind of things to each other Amber: Guess that’s out of the question Bray: Maybe I should go find Ved! Amber: No chance, manwhore! Danni: You’re staying right where you are! Bray: But… Amber: BRAY! STAY!!! Danni: Or you won’t get a Zooty Snack! Bray: Hmm… Bray loves Zooty Snacks! Danni: Be a good boy and you’ll get one Bray: Just one? Amber: I’ll give you two if you do your special Whopper Dance! Danni: I’ll give you three if you do the Whopper Dance with a string on! Lex: I’ll give you a truck full of those things if you commit suicide! Bray: Lex has done the highest bidding! Going once… Ram: Why do I still hang around with these Virts? Java: I don’t know Bray: Going twice! Jack runs past Bray and slams him to the ground after which Ellie runs over his head Amber: JACK!!! I’m the only one who’s allowed to embarrass Bray! Jack: Sorry! Jack and Ellie run out of the mall again Amber: I still wonder why I’m still here Lex: Feel free to leave Amber: I just remembered why: to annoy Lex! Lex: Well, you’re doing a great job! Amber: Thanks! The Guardian slowly walks into the mall, wearing a Techno-outfit and with short hair and Techno-tribals on his face Guardian: ALL HAIL LORD RAM!!! Bray: Now what’s he up to? Guardian: PRAISE BE TO RAM!!! AND TO HIS ENEMIES DELETION!! Ram: Would you stop shouting?! I’m here for my peace!! Guardian: Forgive me, Great One! The Guardian falls to his knees Lex: Hey fruitcake! What are you doing? The Guardian stands up and gives Lex an angry look Guardian: I have seen the Light! In a vision I saw that Ram is the true bringer of Power and Chaos!! Ram: Should I feel honoured or disgusted? Guardian: That choice is yours! Ram: Whatever… I’m leaving… Javie, May, you coming? Java: I’m right behind you, Ram! May: Me too! Ram: No, no, no, no, no, no! I want you next to me! How many times do I need to say it?! May: Sorry! Java: I’ll write it in my diary! Java and May both walk arm in arm with Ram Guardian: Where are you going, Great One? Ram: Somewhere where you won’t follow me!! Meanwhile, in the city, Slade is sitting at the bar in the casino Slade: You see, I come from a small town called Liberty and I’m looking for my treasure! Bartender: And what is that treasure? Slade: If I knew that, I wouldn’t have to look for it, now would I? Bartender: But how are you going to find your treasure if you don’t know what you’re looking for? Slade: That is the genius challenge of being a treasure hunter! Bartender: Well, good luck with it! Slade: Thank you! Slade looks around and spots Ved sitting in a corner Slade: Excuse me for a second Bartender: Sure… Slade walks up to Ved Slade: Hello, there! Ved: What do you want? Slade: Nothing, I was just wondering what a beautiful lady like you is doing in a place like this! Ved: If you hadn’t noticed: I’m a guy!! Slade: Truly? Ved: Yeah… Slade: Ah, I don’t have my glasses on, I never see anything without them! Slade takes a pair of enormous glasses out of his pocket and puts them on Slade: Ah, now I see it! You are a man! Ved: What a surprise… Slade: Yes, well… I think I’ll be off again! Ved: Yeah, whatever, just get out of my face! Slade: But I’m not in your face! Ved: Just get lost! Slade: I already am lost!! A sad music begins to play Slade: I was born in a trailer park! My mother was a hamster and my father was a piece of corn-bread! My brother and me, we were normal. We drifted apart, and I became a biker and he became a geek! I started living in the small town of Liberty… There I met Ruby and a lot of other people! I also spend a lot of time reading my mother’s diary and one day, I decided to go look for the treasure she always wrote about and I went to this city thinking it was here, but now my bike broke and I don’t know where to go anymore!! Ved: Just breaks my heart… Slade: Should I get you some glue to glue it back together again? It worked for Humpty Dumpty, he’s in Liberty too! Ved: NO!!! Just leave me alone!! Slade: You seem troubled Ved: I’m fine! Slade: You don’t look fine… Well, you do in appearance, but your behaviour tells me other things Ved: Oh… Slade: Can I help you with something? Ved: No!!! Ved stands up and walks away from Slade Slade: But I’m a good helper!! Ved: I don’t care! Slade: Please, let me help you! Ved: No, stay away from me!! Slade: PLEASE!! Slade begins to walk after Ved Slade: I can make you happy! Ved: No, you can’t! Slade: I can help you be happy again! You got girl trouble? I can give you advice! Ved: I don’t have girl trouble! Ved walks faster Slade: You got alcoholic problems? Slade also walks faster Ved: No!! Ved runs away Slade: You’re on drugs and feel bad? Slade runs after Ved Ved: No!! Stay back!!! Slade: I can’t!! Not until you tell me what your problem is! Ved: I got guy trouble, okay!! Slade: Oh, I never knew you were… Well, that’s okay too! Ved: Now leave me alone! Slade: What’s the trouble then? Ved: You wouldn’t be interested!! Slade: Try me!!! Ved keeps running through the city and Slade keeps following him Somewhere else in the city, Sammy is holding a speech Sammy: Look, it is of the utmost importance that you follow Zoot and Top Hat!! They can make us all happy! City kid: We’re already happy enough as it is! Sammy: You don’t understand! If you don’t do it, you’ll die!! A group of kids laugh extremely hard at Sammy Sammy: Suit yourself then Sammy whistles and Top Hat burns all the kids that laughed at Sammy Sammy: Told ya! Top Hat: HAHAHAA!! Zoot: They didn’t want the power… now they got consumed by the chaos Sammy, Zoot and Top Hat laugh like a bunch of maniacs Meanwhile, Jack and Ellie have entered the hotel and are getting drunk in one of the bedrooms Jack: Ellie… Ellie: Yes, Jack? Jack: Champagne? Jack pulls a bottle of champagne out of nowhere Ellie: Don’t mind if I do!! Ellie tries to drink some champagne but she pours most of it over her entire body Jack: Woops, you spilled it over your clothes Ellie: Well, I can’t be wearing filthy clothes, can I? Ellie attempts to take her clothes off in a sexy way Jack: Wonderful! Jack (who was still wearing Ved’s Techno uniform) takes his clothes off too, pushes Ellie onto the bed and pulls the blankets over them Back at the mall, Bray is sitting in his bedroom as Jay wakes up Bray: Good morning, honey Jay: …Morning. Where am I? Bray: In my room, silly! Jay: What?! I thought I was with Ebony and… Bray puts a female voice on Bray: Why settle for Ebony when you can have me? Bray attempts to look sexy Jay: YIKES!! Jay tries to run out of the room, but Bray grabs his leg and throws him to the floor Jay: Please, no!!! Bray: You enter Bray’s room, you get to be Bray’s toy boy! Jay: I beg of you, please!! I’ll do anything if you let me go!! Bray: Sorry, no chance! In the cafe, Amber, Danni, Salene, Ryan and Lex hear Jay scream in pain and then in pleasure Lex: He likes it Ryan: YUCK! Danni: I now know why I don’t enter Bray’s room anymore Amber: You think you suffered when you were with him? Imagine how Jay must feel Lex: I don’t care how he feels. I’m just glad I don’t have to suffer Amber: Don’t worry, Lex. You’ll get your turn! Lex: Good… ehm… I mean: no way!! Danni: Say, has anyone seen Trudy? Ryan: No Amber: She said she was going for a little walk Danni: Well, she’ll be back soon Lex: I hope not In the meantime, in a cave outside the city, Trudy has tied Mega up Mega: Please, please!! Trudy: I know you’re lonely, and I know how you feel right now Mega: Oh no, you have no idea!! Trudy: You know, now that Brady has gone bad, I need a new child Mega: No way!! I will not make you pregnant! You can forget it!! I will not be a father! Trudy: I don’t think you’re in any position to make such choices. Just close your eyes and this will be over very quickly Mega: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! To be continued…
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Dit is misschien de laatste kans, kom mee en vlucht met mij! En dans met mij de laatste dans, dan ben je eindelijk vrij!
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26-10-2003, 22:49
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Chapter 13: Thank Zoot, it’s Christmas!
Luke: Hello, everyone! This is Luke for the Chosen News Network! 3 months have passed since the last time I spoke to you. As you can see, I am now standing in front of the mall. As you are probably all aware of, today it's Christmas Day! All the tribes have called a truce so we can celebrate Christmas again, as sort of a tribute to the pre-virus days! Guardian: Luke, you done yet? We want to start opening our presents! Luke: Ah, so exciting! Luke drops his microphone and runs inside Inside the mall, a giant Christmas-tree stands firm with several presents under it. Alice, Ned, KC, Mega, Ram, Java, Siva, Ebony, Jack, Ellie, Ved, Trudy, Brady, Bray, Amber, Lex, Tai-San, Danni, Zandra, the Guardian, May, Pride, Ryan, Salene, Mouse, Cloe, Patsy and Jay have gathered around the tree Luke: Hi, guys! Guardian: You’re late, Luke! Jack: As always! Luke: I’m a reporter, I have a busy life! Trudy: I’m a mother, but I still come on time! Even more: I am a mother who is pregnant again! Ellie: Do you know who the father is? Mega: No, she doesn’t know that! Trudy: Well, I… KC: PRESENTS, PRESENTS, PRESENTS!! Ved: Yeah, let’s get to the fun part! Amber: Right… Bray, will you do it? Bray: Sure! Bray begins to unzip his pants Amber: Hey! Not that, dodo! I meant: will you take the first present from under the tree Bray: Oh, of course! Sorry Amber, I didn’t quite understand it Java: As if you understand anything… Ram: Try to be nice, Javie… Bray takes out a present Bray: And it’s one for… Ehm… Amber, what does this say? Amber: Hm… That says Lex… You really should learn to read, Bray! Bray: Yeah, well… Lex: It’s for me!! Lex grabs the present and quickly unpacks it Bray: Ooh, what is it, what is it? Lex: It’s a… a book?! What good is that gonna do?! Ram: Ah, poor Lexy can’t read? Lex: Of course I can! Ram: Well, why don’t you read a bit from it then? I’d like to know what that book is about Lex: Okay… Page 1… This is the story of a man with 6 horns on his head and extremely ugly green stuff around his eyes who thought he couldn’t walk but he was too stupid to notice you need to move your legs to walk! Ram points his stun gun at Lex Ram: What did you just say?! Lex: This man didn’t have any friends at all and nobody respected him! He was nothing, a complete loser, he couldn’t read, write or get a woman to love him with all her heart! Jack: Sounds familiar, eh Lex… Lex: What’s that supposed to mean?! Amber: Lex, your turn to pick a present! Lex: I am not going to pick a present! Amber: Yes, you will! Lex: No way! Jay: Lex, you will pick a present, NOW!! Lex: Or what?! Jay: Or….. Or I’ll do it for you!! Jay walks to the tree and picks up a present Jay: Let’s see… It’s for… Zoot! Everyone is silent Jay: Is there a Zoot in the house? Jack: Ehm… He’s not here Ebony: Well, where is he then? Jack: At the Hotel, I guess… Jay: Great, just great! Any volunteers to bring it to him? Bray: ooh, I will! I’ll bring it to him! Amber: Well, he is your brother Ebony: And he does hate you Bray: I’ll bring it to him right away! Bray grabs Zoot’s present Mouse: Bray, wait! Here, take the presents for Sammy too, he’s with Zoot Bray: Sure! Ved: Oh, Virt! Here, there are some presents for Slade too! Bray: Slade? Who’s that? Ved: He’s in the casino. Just ask for the treasure-seeking biker, you’ll find him in no time! Ryan: Oh, and take the presents for the poor city kids too! They deserve a Christmas Bray: Sure thing… Siva: You’re gonna need a truck to move all those presents! Bray: I can manage! Bray pushes 499 presents out of the mall Amber: Okay… Next present… Cloe picks a present from under the tree Cloe: And it’s for… Luke! Luke: For me? I… I get a present? Oh, guys! Luke begins to cry Luke: This is… the best Christmas ever! I just… Ram: Virts… Luke takes the present and carefully opens it Luke: Oh, wow!! It’s a grow a date! A male grow a date! Guardian: How does it work? Luke: Easy! You just… Ehm… Amber: You put them in water and they’ll grow! Luke: Exactly! Jack: Well, I got something that doesn’t need water to grow! Ellie: Jack! Jack: What? Just being honest! Cloe: Luke, your turn to pick a present! Luke: Right! Luke hops to the tree and grabs a present Luke: Hm… Let’s see now… This one is for… Jack! Jackie-boy! Jack: Don’t call me that, okay! Jack grabs the present and pushes Luke to the floor KC: Open it, open it! Jack: Nah, I think I’ll wait Ryan: Come on, Jack! Don’t get wimpy, we want to see what you got! Jack: Okay, okay! Jack nonchalantly opens his present and throws the paper to Luke May: Hey, it’s a… Jack: My very own Techno-uniform! I wonder who bought that one for me… Jack looks at Ved who gives him a sexy look back Jack: Ehm… Excuse me, I think I have to go to bed…. I mean: to the bathroom! Ved: Me too! Pride: Presents first!!! Jack: Quickly then… Jack picks a present Jack: Hey, it’s another one for me! May: Let me see that! May grabs the present May: You dog! That’s not for you! It’s for Mega! Mega: I don’t want presents Jack: Oh, I’ll take it! Trudy: NO! Jack, you will not take it!! Mega, accept your present! Mega: No, I’d rather not… Trudy: Accept it before I really get angry!!! Mega: It’s against my nature Trudy: Accept it or I’ll make your VR-torture become real, I mean it!!!! Mega quickly takes the present and crawls away from Trudy Salene: Aren’t you gonna open it? Mega: I told you, it’s against my… Trudy gives Mega a very evil look Trudy: OPEN…. THE… PRESENT!!!!!!!!!! Mega: You know what? I think I will open it! Mega opens his present and then throws it away Ellie: You don’t like it? Mega: What’s there to like? It’s a pair of hypnotise glasses… Jack: You could use them to seduce your one true love Ved: We don’t need glasses for that… Jack: Right… Ved: Jack, didn’t you have to go to the bathroom? Jack: me? No! Ved: Come on, Jack! I really need to…. You know! Jack: Wow, keep your pants on! I’m not doing anything today! Ebony: Oh, what a shame… And here I was hoping I’d get to see the famous Jack-seduction again Jack: Well, I could make an exception for you! Amber: People, I got a present for Bray here! Jack: He’s not here… Shall I take care of it? Danni: You want to bring it to him? Jack: Uh… Yeah! Yeah, I… I wanted to… bring it to him! He shouldn’t miss out on all the fun, right? Amber: Right! Jack: Great! I’ll be right back! Jack runs away with Bray’s present Mouse: Can I pick a present now, can I, can I? Salene: Sure, Mouse Mouse: YAY! Mouse takes 3 presents from under the tree Mouse: Okay… One for May… And one for Pride… And one for… Ved! May: Wait a second! Why would anyone give me a present? Who in the world loves ME anyway?! Ram slowly raises his hand Ram: I do… May: You bought this for me? Ram: Well, I… May: Oh, that is so sweet! Ram: Yeah, well… I can be sweet Jay: I never noticed Ram: Shut up! May and Ram open the present together May: Hm… This looks complicated Ram: It’s an inflatable electric wheelchair! I made it myself May: Gee… Thanks. I’ll keep it in a safe place… For when I lose my legs one day Java: I could help you with that! May: Oh, don’t bother. I’m sure you have enough troubles of your own! Java: Really, it’s no bother! May: Thanks, but no thanks! Mouse: Pride, what did you get? Amber: Pride? Cloe: He’s gone Ved: Must be an important gift Salene: Guess so In Pride’s room… Pride: Ah, I finally got it! My own Paradise headset! Pride hides himself in the closet and puts the headset on Pride: Let the Paradise begin! Meanwhile, at the casino Bray: Excuse me, bartender! Bartender: What? Bray: Have you seen Zoot? Bartender: Zoot’s dead Bray: ZOOT LIVES!! Bartender: Whatever… Bray: So that’s a no? Bartender: uhuh Bray: So… is Slade around? Bartender: The treasure-hunter? He said he was going Loco and went to the Hotel Bray: Ah, thanks! Bray runs out of the casino again Bartender: Okay, he’s gone! Slade comes up from below the counter Slade: Thanks, I appreciate you hiding me! Bartender: No prob! Slade: So… Have you found me bike yet? Bartender: I think Zoot has it now Slade: He’s at the hotel, right? Bartender: I think so Slade: Great! I’ll go there right away! Meanwhile at the hotel, Sammy is driving circles on Slade’s bike Zoot: When is that kid going to grow up? Top Hat: We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New… Zoot smacks Top Hat on the head Top Hat: Hey! Zoot: What do you think you’re doing?! Top Hat: Singing Christmas songs! Zoot: Oh please… What are you: A Mall Rat?! You are a Loco, you can’t celebrate Christmas! Top Hat: But… Zoot: No buts!! POWER AND CHAOS!! NO FEELINGS! NO LOVE! AND CERTAINLY NO CHRISTMAS!! Top Hat: Yes, sir… Back at the mall… Jack: hey, everyone! I’m back! Amber: Did you find Bray? Jack: Bray? Uhm… Yeah, yeah! Danni: And? Jack: And what? Danni: Well, what did he think of his present? Jack: He… He thought it was nice! Siva: Great. Can we get on with the presents? Amber: Ooh, there’s one for Ebony here! Ebony: Don’t touch that! Amber: What? Ebony runs over to Amber and kicks her aside Ebony: Everything you touch turns against me! Amber: Excuse me?! Ebony: You touched Bray, he hated me. You touched Lex, he hated me. You touched Jay, he hated me too all of a sudden! Amber: Would you stop being paranoid! Jack: It’s not paranoia Amber, it’s real! Amber: Whatever Ebony: Oh, look at this! I got a bazooka!! Ram: Oh, I wonder who gave that to her Ram tries to look as innocent as possible Ebony: Oooooooh Amber! Ebony points the bazooka at Amber Amber: Ebony, wait!! Ebony fires the bazooka, but only hits Amber with a pie Ebony: What the…?! Ram: HAHAA!! I still got it! Ram does a Michael Jackson-like dance Ebony: You did this?! Ram: Ah yeah, ah yeah, ahahahaaaaaaaa! Ram, May and Java are laughing their ass off Ebony: I don’t find this amusing!! Amber: Neither do I!! Amber slaps Ebony Ved: I feel a fight coming up Jay: Ah, they’ll control themselves Ebony gives Amber an uppercut Mega: You sure, Jay? Salene: Stop it, this is supposed to be a time of peace and harmony! Tai-San: hey, I’m supposed to talk about things like that! Salene: Oh, you have the copyrights for that stuff, huh? Tai-San: I am the spiritual leader! Tai-San slams Salene into the wall Tai-San: And I do have copyright on peace and harmony Salene: Well, screw peace and harmony then! Salene and Tai-San pull each other’s hair and fall to the floor fighting Ram: So much for Christmas Java: Ram, we could sneak away from this place now and have a bit of action! May: Ram, I think you’d be much better off with me! Ram: Girls, girls, there’s a bit of Ram for both of you May: I can work with that Java: I can’t! May: Me neither! Ram: Shall we take the rest of the presents? May: Sure! Ram, Java and May sneak to the Christmas-tree but find out that all the presents have been stolen Java: Someone beat us to it!! May: great, just great! Ram: Ah man! Java: Let’s question everyone! Ram: Good idea! Meanwhile, in Jack’s room Jack: 25 presents for me and nothing for them! Ved: Not bad, thief… Jack quickly turns to Ved Jack: You haven’t seen anything! Ved: Didn’t I? I surely saw you taking the presents… Imagine what everyone would do to you if they knew… They’d banish you from the Mall Rats Jack: What do I have to do to make you shut up? Ved: Well, you could bribe me Jack: With what? Ved: You still need to ask? Ved pushes Jack down onto the bed and lies on top of him Ved: You know perfectly well what I want Jack: Pizza? Ved: You, Jack! Jack: You know, I have a feeling you’re forcing me… And forcing is a bad thing in a marriage. What are our children going to think of this? Ved: What children?! We don’t have children! Jack: Not now, but maybe in the distant future Ved: Look, you’re going off the subject! Jack: You want me to play along with your little sex-games again? Don’t think so! I am quitting! Ved: You what?! Jack: You heard me!! Ved: You’re leaving me?! Jack: Darn right I am! Ved: You can’t do that! Jack: Watch me Ved: I won’t let you do this! Jack: Ved, get off me Ved: No! Jack: Ved!! Ved: You won’t work along with me, I’ll just have to make you! Ved holds Jack down, grabs a knife and cuts his clothes off Meanwhile, at the hotel Bray: Here we are… Hey, there’s a sign under this doorbell! Ah well, guess it’s nothing… Bray presses the button of the doorbell and gets an electric shock Bray: AI! That hurt! Zoot opens the door Zoot: Brother… Still can’t read? Bray: No… Why did you just shock me?! Zoot: If you could read, you’d know… There’s a sign under this bell that says: Warning: Electrically loaded! Bray: Ah… But brother Zoot: What? Bray: I’ve come to bring you some presents Zoot: I hate presents, leave me alone! Bray: But it’s Christmas! Zoot: I hate Christmas! Bray: You used to love it Zoot: Martin loved it, I’m not Martin anymore! Bray: Remember this? Bray pulls a fluffy pink elephant out of his pocket Zoot: Flushy… Where’ve you been? I remember I used to play with that. We’d sit in the Chaos Express and travel all the way to Wonderland… Zoot gets tears in his eyes Bray: Martin… Zoot: Wait a minute! You’re trying to make me weak again! It’s not happening!! POWER AND CHAOS!! Bray: I got more… Bray pulls a police-car toy out of his pocket Zoot: Oh… That one was mine too… Until you stole it!! Bray: Yeah, sorry about that Zoot: I used to go into the garden with it and play run over the children… And… Ah, you’re still trying to make me soft!!! Bray: Here comes the biggest surprise Bray pulls a present out of nowhere Zoot: A present? I will not open it! Bray: I’ll keep it then Zoot: Give it to me! Zoot opens the present Zoot: I have NOT opened the present! Zoot looks at the present Zoot: Wha? It’s a painting of me, Trudy and the baby… And I… Bray: Martin… Zoot: ZOOT!!!!!!!! Bray: Okay, Zoot… Can’t we pretend to be kids for one day? Zoot: Shouldn’t be too hard for you Bray: Nope Zoot: Fine… But just one day!!! Bray: Whatever you say, Zoot Zoot: Martin… Bray: Zoot! Zoot: Ah, just shut up… Bray and Zoot walk inside, hand in hand To be continued…
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