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Ohhhh ken je die copypasta over dat kind? Oh wacht, ik zoek 'm wel even, want ook als je 'm al kent, hij is geniaal. Ha! Gevonden. Hier: Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little punks in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little brats that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the dang skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little punk's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little savage he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “Oh my GOD!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “CRAP! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! JESUS!”. By now, the kid is scared witless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FREAKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just screwed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his actions. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my junk from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the bad mother she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little creep must've gotten in a buttload of trouble. |
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Ik kwam laatst in de supermarkt ook weer zo'n moeder tegen met zo'n kutkind. "HOU OP MET HUILEN! HOU OP MET HUILEN! HOU OP MET HUILEN! HOU OP MET HUILEN!" Zucht. |
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