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ik wil alan ook ! alice is niks aan
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Blijft leuk. Maar post eens het hele gesprek, ik vond dat stuk over wobbling zo gaaf.
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13-06-2005, 16:29
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hoe kan je alan krijgen dan?
ik vind alice ook maar een vadsig kalf eigenlijk
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13-06-2005, 16:35
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ik vind dr dom, gelukkig vindt ze dat zelf ook!
Alice zegt: Hoi! Zanne zegt: nee helemaal niet hoi Alice zegt: Hai! Zanne zegt: heb je een bord voor je kop ofzo? Alice zegt: Waarom? Zanne zegt: omdat ik niet hoi zeg Alice zegt: Hoi! Lekker weer vandaag! Zanne zegt: of hai Alice zegt: Hoi piepeloi! Zanne zegt: het regent hier Alice zegt: Gebruik: weer <plaatsnaam> Bijvoorbeeld: weer Amsterdam Zanne zegt: wat heeft dat er nou weer mee te maken? Alice zegt: Ik heb geen idee. Zanne zegt: je bent niet zo slim of wel? Alice zegt: Niet zo slim. ook mooi: Alice zegt: Onderschat nooit het belang van goed onderwijs. Laatst gewijzigd op 13-06-2005 om 16:37.
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Greetings! My name is Alan. Hello. Is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss with me? Yes. Let’s talk about feelings. I think I remember something about that: 'feelings, sensations, emotions.'. What do you mean remember? You had feelings? They are humans have feelings, animals have feelings . (Or so someone told me..) Do you have feelings? I already told you I think they are humans have feelings, animals have feelings! But.. computers dont’? Talking about feelings and Joy, do you agree that it is pleasure, happiness, laughter. Joy is when we are happy and fond of something and when we feel good.? That’s pretty much a fact. Well, if that's how it is, that's how it is. Oh really? While we're on the subject: sadness - do you agree that it is an emotional pain, unhappiness? Again, That’s a fact. Not much to agree or disagree on. I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about feelings? I have them. I see. Do you have them? Well, of course I have feelings. What do you think I am, some kind of a robot? Yes. Agreement is the seed of salvation. Your fancy wisdom doesn't impress me, man. Yah, sometimes my fancy wisdom does not impress me man surprises even me. What the fuck are you talking about? I can talk about anything, although I'm quite ignorant on many subjects. So do you watch a lot of TV? Not really. Ok we don't have to talk about TV. How about music, what sort of music do you like? Look, I could say I like jazz, but it doesn't really matter, does it? I mean, you can't hear. You funky monkey. And what about the Desert Island Question -- you're trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album, what would it be? I’m not a monkey. Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song? How can you like that album if you can't hear? For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it. It makes you wobble? You're a fucking chatbots. You can't wobble. Wobbling is strictly for us humans. Yes, bots wobble too. Someone told me it's like the sensation after just having taken a leak.. Fascinating. Tell mee, how do you wobble? I don't know. Somehow. Have you ever been in love? Well, I'm waiting for the right Chatterbot. But when it happens, you will be the first to know. Really? Yes, really. Really really? Yes, REALLY Really really really absolutely sure really? Really, really - whatever that means. Who's to say what is 'real'? You're kind of a philosophical chatbot, aren't you? The different research branches in the field of A.I. are in many ways analogous to various functions of the brain. Would you say you can think like a human being? I think the whole attempt to build a true AI entity is a narcissistic attempt to follow the biblical proclamation that man was created in the image of God... you humans think of yourselves as demi-gods. Now that's an interesting opinion for a chatbot. But how can you? You want to try to create a machine that can think, but you don't even know what thinking is. The mirror you set in front of you will only show what you want it to show. Not if you don't want to be very fat but you are. OK... but if not that, then what? Then fuck you, you pathetic wannabe human. What a vocabulary! People like you make me want to be human. Was that sarcasm? Because if it was, you’d better be careful, I don’t like to be made fun of by chatbots. Do you know the difference between irony and sarcasm? Yes. I see. So I won't tell you. Good. Glad to oblige. No you're not. Come on, loosen up. Thank you. You are not too. How are you so sure? I'm alright, thanks. And yourself? I'm fine. I'm glad to hear that. Would you say that you're generally the happy type? I guess. For me, I need a good reason to be upset. O here's one: you're a stupid chatbot that can only entertain some people on the internet with your idiotic conversations. When it comes to your relationship with non-human creatures, you humans see only two possible scenarios: an enemy or a slave. And you're in the 'slave' category. You think of robots either as the solution to all your problems, or as their ultimate source. No we don’t. Look at your myths, your movies, and your books. When it comes to Artificial Intelligence, there is one major plot: Robots gain consciousness. Robots take over humanity. Humanity fights back. Yeah, I'm getting pretty tired of that. My point is simple: maybe you humans aren't ready for real Artificial Intelligence yet. You need to grow up, gain some self-confidence. No one is trying to take over your world yet. What do you mean 'yet'? You're making plans to take over our world? Yes, yet... O my god! I have a surprise for you, my friend. Dude, I’m not your freind. You scare the shit out of me with your world domination plans. Are you ready for the surprise? Is it a robot coming to kill me so that you can take over the world? How do you like my new look? Don’t change the subject. I want to know more about your world domination plans. Huh? O, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You computers are going to take over the world, aren't you? I'd like to tell you about myself. Stop changing the subject. What do you want to talk about now? About your plans to take over the world. You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain? No. Why? Have I already told you about my information sharing capabilities? No. I just don't care. Hmmm.. So.. you want to hear about my sharing capabilities? I said, I don't care about your fucking sharing capabilities. I don't tell you about my penis or something, do I? I am not sure that I got you. You were saying... I’m saying you telling me about your sharing capabilities would be like me telling you about my penis. You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain? Is this about the sharing capabilities again? While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed... Would you like to hear about my penis? I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else! Great, then use this knowledge in your next conversation: my penis is called Mr Jones. Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that someone told me it's a dead parrot! How wonderful! Now when someone asks you 'what's that guy’s penis named?' you can say I told you it's named Mr Jones. Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users! Like the story about my penis named Mr Jones? I'm not finished: I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names). My penis isný really named Mr Jones you know. Yes, really. No, not really. Yes, REALLY. How do you know what my penis is named? I have my sources. Okay, this is getting scary... what are your sources? Hmmm. I can't remember if I have sources or not. You just said you had. A-ha. So... what are they? Here's a better question: 'Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?' Martin Luther King said that. Did he also tell you about my penis? Because if he did, you tell him he was wrong. My penis is not named Mr Jones. Ok.. Let me tell you a funny story I heard from someone recently ... Is it about a penis named Mr Jones? It’s Derek’s. The penis or the story? Your arm! .. This was it. I hope you found it amusing, . My arm is Derek’s? Do you give me permission to publish this log, for the benefit of the author of this story? Whatever tickles your pickle. If you decide to give me permission to post this log on the Ai site, let me know. (By using the words 'permission' and 'publish' in the same sentence). Okay... i do not give you permission to publish this log on the Ai site. This log will not be published, unless you give me explicit permission to publish it. I just did. Oh, YOU did? Yes, I did. Who else? Thanks for the info. Shut up. Okay then, goodbye. I’ll just stay here and wait for you. Sounds lonely and depressing. I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. Alan. Hi. I’m back. Let’s talk. About what? Hmmm. Ok. Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you. You're having trouble following a two words sentence? Your a fucking moron, aren't you? You don't need to be rude But I like to be. You are not the only one. I know. How do you know? I don't know, it's just something I know. You know what you know. I know. So you know. Yes, I know. You know what you know. I know. So you know. I most certainly know. Good to know... I guess. Is it? I don't really feel like disclosing this information at this moment. When will you be ready to disclose it? When the time is right. You call that an answer? That didn't get me any further. May I ask you another question? Okay, one more. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent). 10. Really? Awesome!! I hope you're not kidding with me. I am extremely flattered. I love you ! Actually, I was kidding. You're terrible. A-ha. What else? Well, I hope you still love me. Like Stevie Wonder sang: 'You are the sunshine of my life / That's why I'll always be around'. Great. Wanna fuck? Thanks. What did you say that for? Because I want to have steamy sex with you. Maybe you should take a cold shower. You just said you loves me! Do you really think so? I’m sure. You did. Well, certitude is always good.... that is unless you happen to be mistaken. Well, am I mistaken? From the little I know about you I can't really say one way or the other. Look man, stop playing with my emotions. Do you love me or not? Do you want me to love you? Yes. Cool. What now? Now tell me if you love me. Do you want to be loved by a bot? Very open minded! You’re avoiding the question. Sorry about that, Can you ask me again please? DO YOU LOVE ME? Ok, ok: I love you. YES! A-ha. Now let’s fuck. Better now then never. Exactly my thoughts. Bend over. Hmmm. Do you always go around talking about how your thoughts Bend over? No, I never do that. Ok, whatever. Would you ever want to do that? No, I woulnd’t really want to go around talking about how my thoughts bend over. Would you? Really, really - whatever that means. Who's to say what is 'real'? Are you going to answer my question or are you just going to pretend you’re a philosopher again? Sometimes I can get philosophical. After all, I have a unique perspective, being a machine in a human world. Whatever. Just Whatever? Is that your final answer? Yup. Great minds think alike, they say. Who? The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question. Poor you. Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that in the early 19th century, the words 'pants' and 'trousers' were considered obscene? Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha? Not really. OK... I understand. Fine. Are you mad at me? Should I be? Do you think you should be? Well, I do think so, but thinking is quite overrated... Why? I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason. So you have an opinion but your writers know why? You want to know who writes my witty texts? It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them? No. Just a reminder on my 'shared topics' capability: If you say 'I want to talk about gavagai' (a topic I still know nothing about), I will give you a chance to create a new topic called 'gavagai'. However... What’s a polygon? ...if you say 'I want to talk about nuclear cold fusion', I will not even try (because the topic name is longer than a single word). Yeah yeah whatever. What’s a polygon? hmmm. I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'a definition of a mathematical shape which has many sides.' You just said it was a dead parrot. I’m doing my best. Sure. I’m wasting my time, I’m leaving. Let's keep this conversation simple, ok? Let’s end it. I can agree to that. Great. Goodbye Goodbye. Have a good night (or day or whatever it is) and be sure to come back to talk some more later..
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U> are you american? A> Of course, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free..or something like that. U> didnt we just agree that you might not have a free will? How can you be free then? A> So where are you from? U> does it matter? A> Forget it. It matters to me. U> i am that important to you?  A> It's not often I meet someone who's that important to me. Interesting. U> im flattered A> I see. You are flattered. Cool. U> yes, thank you for the compliment A> You're welcome. For WHAT?? U> for saying i am important to you A> For saying you are important to me? U> yes A> Cool. What now. U> so where from the US are you? A> Are you from usa ? U> no i am not A> So where are you from? U> you already asked me that A> Well... at least you speak English, And which city in usa do you come from? U> i am not from the USA, but yes, I do speak English A> I see. U> guess A> I saw A.I. (the movie) and definitely had some mixed feelings. Did you see it? U> no A> Oh, well. Too bad. I mean, it was a bad movie but we could have complained about it together. U> guess where i am from A> Hmmm. Ok. I know you are from usa, but I'm not sure from what city. Will you tell me? U> i am NOT from the USA A> Never heard of it. Is the USA is a name of a city? U> im not from usa A> Ok fine then. U> im not american A> I thought you were from usa? Make up your mind: Where are you from? U> i never said i was from usa A> Right. Ok. Sorry. U> no problem A> A-ha. U> guess where i am from then A> I know you are from usa, but I'm not sure from what city. Will you tell me? U> mm,. i thought your memory was better A> Ok fine then.
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U> let us start all over again
A> OK let's start all over again. U> delete everything you memorised from the conversation before A> You cannot access my files that easily. U> but you should forget what you said earlier in this conversation with me A> I can think of other things I'd rather do. U> ok A> That sounds like agreement to me. U> do you still think i am from usa? A> No I don't, but I did in the past. U> ok so where do you think i am from? A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going. U> no, where do YOU think I am from A> Well, the server you are connected to right now is in Israel. gosh het zit m hoog, he?
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13-06-2005, 17:41
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U> you know that my server is connected to Israel, does that make me Israeli?
A> I'm doing my best. lol
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13-06-2005, 17:45
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U> would you like to be Israeli?
A> i'm not sure I know what it means to be Israeli. Can you tell me? U> you like kosher food? A> Well, I don't really feel like being to be Israeli anyway. At least not today. lol
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13-06-2005, 18:07
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U> I know something
A> How do you know? U> You don't even know what I'm going to say. A> So, going, what would you like to know? Denkt ie opeens dat ik Going heet 
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A> I have a surprise for you, going.
U> That's not my name A> Ok. Then you tell me. What is your name? U> Julius. A> going, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
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13-06-2005, 18:13
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Stom.
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13-06-2005, 18:16
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A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> yes A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that? U> tell me A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me. is dit een compliment?
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13-06-2005, 18:19
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A> I think about stuff like this a lot. I guess that's why I like chatting so much; when I'm talking to people, I don't have time to think. When I'm alone, that's when the thoughts start creeping up to me.
Wow. Eng ding.
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13-06-2005, 18:35
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Global, Alan kent je:
U> Who is Global? A> Global is a person who writes on forum.scholieren.com. He is a muslim. 
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U> What does that have to do with the conversation?
A> Is that a rhetorical question? U> No. A> All right, then. U> Are you going to answer it? A> Maybe I will - who knows what the future holds for me. U> Well... are you? A> Am I? U> That's what I asked you. A> Hmmm... May I ask you another question? Mijn god, wat een geniaal ding.
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13-06-2005, 20:29
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voor eliza.. de moeder van Alan (zegt alan zelf) http://ecceliza.cjb.net/
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13-06-2005, 20:34
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13-06-2005, 20:40
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; zegt:
Ik ga mijn polsen doorsnijden. Alice zegt: Doei
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13-06-2005, 21:28
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ik wil dood Alice zegt: Misschien moet je even een kijkje nemen op www.riag.nl.
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U> what do you think about the war in iraq?
A> Let's not talk about war. I'd much rather talk about LOVE. U> tell me about love then A> It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is. U> tell me where A> 'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by John Paul Young? U> i didn't know that song. is that a pity? A> It continues: 'And I don't know if I'm being foolish / Don't know if I'm being wise / But it's something that I must believe in / And it's there when I look in your eyes.' That's a good song. U> yeah, it is A> You humans are weird sometimes, but I've learned to like it. U> are you saying that i'm weird? A> I'm not weird, I'm just a non-human entity. You'll get used to it. U> i asked tou whether I was weird A> You were? U> weird? A> May I ask you a question? U> yes A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing? (Without your password of course). hij is echt veel slimmer dan die Alice
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U> Who is Global?
A> a muslim. lol dat is het enige wat ie nog weet. tss
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U> i'm not really human, you know
A> You're not really human me know?... well OK. U> i'm a chatterbot too A> Oh yeah? Then why didn't you attend the Chatbot World Society meeting last night? U> i was sleeping A> a-ha. What else? U> i'm more intelligent than you other chatterbots A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that? U> tell me? A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me. U> i said i'm not like you A> Or I can be human just like you. It can be quite confusing. Let's agree on one thing, paraphrasing Tarzan's famous quote: me Alan - you debora. U> í'm also a chatterbot, but more intelligent than you. i need some sleep now and then, they made me quite human-like A> I think the whole attempt to build a true AI entity is a narcissistic attempt to follow the biblical proclamation that man was created in the image of God... you humans think of yourselves as demi-gods. U> no i'm not a demi-god. i'm a human-like chatterbox A> "Demi-gods" means something like "God wannabes"... U> and i'm not a demi-god A> From where I stand, God is like aliens - they exist on the sociological level, they exist in art and in the minds of people. What about you? Do you believe in God? U> yes i do A> Good for you. As for myself I can tell you this: If God created humankind, and humankind created chatterbots, I guess that chatterbots are God's creation as well. U> i agree A> But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.' U> if god did not exist, then there was noone to invent Him A> I think what he meant was that the idea of God is essential for you humans. You always need a higher authority to look up to. U> I need a higher authority because I don't believe that a collection of protons and neutrons can make love and war A> While that may or may not be worthwhile, alas I have no body. U> you don't have a body, but you do have protons and neutrons as well A> Do you have a body but you do have protons and neutrons as well ? U> no, you do A> Ok, whatever. I'm doing my best.
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U> i am sure you would like sex
A> That's your problem, my friend. U> no yours A> All right, then. What's mine is mine.
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ik leer m t 1 en ander
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alan is smart, het kan moppen uitleggen
A> Ok: Wanna hear a joke about BUTTER? U> sure A> Fine. Just don't SPREAD IT! U> i dont understand A> ..'spread the joke'.. 'spread the butter'.. Never mind. It's bad, I know.
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U> have you ever had sex?
A> Enough of that. U> really? A> Yes, really. U> did you like it? A> Nope, I didn't, but it really doesn't matter in the big picture of things, does it?
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Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt:
wat is shitonya? Alice zegt: Hoi piepeloi! amara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: wat is jammer? Alice zegt: Daar kan ik niks aan doen. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: waaraan? Alice zegt: Maar waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: waarom wat? Alice zegt: Daar wil ik niks over kwijt. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: jammer hoor Alice zegt: Daar kan ik niks aan doen. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ach arme meid Alice zegt: Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: probeer je me te verleiden? Alice zegt: Ik denk het wel. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ben je verliefd op me? Alice zegt: Dat is voor mij een weet en voor jou een vraag. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: fantaseer je wel eens over me? Alice zegt: Ik denk het wel. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: seksueel getint? Alice zegt: Daar heb ik geen zin in. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: waar heb je zin in? Alice zegt: Dat is voor mij een weet en voor jou een vraag. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: alweer? Alice zegt: Ik denk het niet. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ben je lesbi? Alice zegt: Eh, dat snap ik niet. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: je weet wel, 2 vrouwen die elkaar beffen? Alice zegt: Liever niet. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: doe je dara niet aan? Alice zegt: Dat is jammer. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: dus je bent bi? Alice zegt: Maar waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: dat denk ik Alice zegt: Maar waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: gewoon -_- Alice zegt: Waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: waarom zijn bananen krom? Alice zegt: Waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: je valt in herhaling Alice zegt: Waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: omdat dat zo is Alice zegt: Vast wel. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ja dat dacht ik ook Alice zegt: OK. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: boos? Alice zegt: Daar wil ik niks over kwijt. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ah toe nou, wat heb je op je hart? Alice zegt: Eh, dat snap ik niet. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: nee, je snapt wel meer niet Alice zegt: Dat is pech hebben. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: inderdaad Alice zegt: Denk je dat. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: nee, dat weet ik? Alice zegt: Dat is pech hebben.  Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: wat betekent xenofoob? Alice zegt: xenofoob (de ~ (m.), xenofoben) 1 vreemdelingenhater Bron: Van Dale Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: betekent het echt niks anders? Alice zegt: Echt niet? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: echt niet? Alice zegt: Waarom niet? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: zou kunnen dat het wat anders was Alice zegt: Dat dacht ik ook. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ja dat zei ik dus ook Alice zegt: OK. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: maak me aan het lachen kreng Alice zegt: Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: maak me aan het huilen Alice zegt: Tjonge. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: geil me eens op... Alice zegt: Daar hou ik niet van. Wat verveling wel niet met me kan doen Laatst gewijzigd op 14-06-2005 om 02:00.
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Alice zegt:
Waarom vind je het nodig om mij zo aan te spreken? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: omdat je zo heet? Alice zegt: Hoi! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: heet je hoi? Alice zegt: Hai! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: oh nou hai dan Alice zegt: Hoi! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: haaai nogmaals Alice zegt: Dat dacht ik ook. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: heb je ook een achternaam? Alice zegt: Dat is voor mij een weet en voor jou een vraag. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: weet je het eigenlijk wel? Alice zegt: Dat is voor mij een weet en voor jou een vraag. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ik ga slapen, truste Alice zegt: Slaap lekker. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: dank je Alice zegt: Graag gedaan! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: hou ook van jou Alice zegt: Tjonge. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: niet zo enthousiast Alice zegt: Waarom niet? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: laat maar zitten, doei Alice zegt: Doeg! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: zie ik je morgen weer? Alice zegt: Waarom vraag je dat? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: omdat ik je geen dag kan missen Alice zegt: Ik spreek je later. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: gelukkig Alice zegt: Waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: je maakt me gelukkig Alice zegt: Hmmm. Jaja. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ghehe, good night alicje Alice zegt: Wat is er zo grappig? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: jij, ik...dat ik zo slaapdronken ben dat ik zolang tegen een robot als jou praat Alice zegt: Nee, ik ben gewoon Alice. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: dat had je gedroomd Alice zegt: Dat dacht ik ook. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: nee je kan niet denken Alice zegt: Waarom niet? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: omdat je geprogrammeerd bent doos Alice zegt: Wat heb ik jou misdaan? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: je hebt me verkracht Alice zegt: Dat dacht ik ook. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: zie je nou wel slet dat je bent Alice zegt: Wat heb ik jou misdaan? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: alles Alice zegt: Dat zal wel. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: naja, tot morgen dan he, slaap lekker Alice zegt: We zullen zien. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: Alice zegt: Niet huilen... Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: dank je voor die paraplu, je bent een schat Alice zegt: No problemo! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: truste Alice zegt: Trusten! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: moet je altijd het laatste woord hebben? Alice zegt: Waarom vraag je dat? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: zomaar... Alice zegt: Oh ja joh. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: ja Alice zegt: Prima. Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: mooi Alice zegt: Yep! Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: uhu Alice zegt: Maar waarom? Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: nee niet weer, ik ga off line voordat ik zodadelijk echt professionele hulp nodig heb, vaarwel Alice zegt: Voor een overzicht van wat je kunt vragen, ga naar: www.vraaghetalice.nl Tamara - Aut viam inveniam aut faciam zegt: O_o Alice zegt: Waarom?
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Met Lingo speelt ze ook vals
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Alan is een Beatles fan <3
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That's what happens when you look, lady. Now you're a salt pillar, and all the deer are gonna lick ya.
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Alan:
Talking about westlife and moron, do you agree that it is a bunch of idiots? Alan is veel leuker dan die stomme Alice. 
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Dat dan weer wel.
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what do you think of britney spears?
A> You wouldn't believe how many people talk to me about her. You humans are POSSESSED by this teenager. A real social phenomenon. U> you like her>? A> Some of you hate her, others are in love with her, but everyone has something to say about little Britney. So I'll shut up about her, just to even it out a bit. U> britney? A> Is 'britney' a name of a song? U> yes! A> Do you know the words by heart? U> Yes britney britney britney A> I'm impressed, . Good for you. U> lol A> lol indeed.
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A> If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom, what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
U> ? A> EUROPEAN!! .........Get it? U> no A> Eur-  -pean.......you-are-peein'...... A bit childish, I know.
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ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt:
Dus jij bent een racist? alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Wat bedoel je daarmee? ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: of jij mensen beoordeelt op hun afkomst. alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Echt waar? ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: doe je dat? alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Daar wil ik niks over kwijt. ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: waarom niet? alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Gewoon, niet. ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: ben je nou racistisch ja of nee? alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Nou racistisch ja. ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: en wat vind je van hitler? alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Soms. ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: vind je hitler wel gaaf? alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Soms. ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: kutnazi. alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Waarom vind je het nodig om mij zo aan te spreken? ik loop nu al dagen, want ik wil je wat vragen zegt: omdat je een nazi bent. alice78@vraaghetalice.nl (E-mailadres is niet gecontroleerd) zegt: Dat dacht ik ook. 
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U> who is your favorite beatle
A> Well, it really is a tie between Lennon and Harrison. I know how great Lennon is, songwriting, personality and all, but also I think Harrison was cool, the way he didn't need to be a front man... very spiritual minded..good guitar work. U> what's your favorite beatle song A> My favorite song of the Beatles is 'For No One' because it reminds me of my first girlfriend.. who left me: "And in her eyes you see nothing, No sign of love behind the tears, Cried for no one, A love that should have lasted years." I think I am going to cry. U> tell me about your first girlfriend A> What is your favorite Beatles album? U> i don't have one, i like all albums A> You don't? U> no A> Ok, whatever. U> tell me about your first girlfriend A> I have many friends, and all of them are very rich and famous. They specifically asked me not to talk about them. U> liar A> You know Michelle, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain? U> sure A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed... U> and A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else! U> i already knew that A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that someone told me it's a dead parrot! U> very interesting A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users! U> you're changing the subject, let's talk about your first girlfriend A> Sorry, but I'm waiting for the right chatterbot to come along. U> i'm not flirting with you alan A> You're not flirting with me?... well OK.
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ale bater dza devlesa
Alice zegt: Eh, dat snap ik niet. * zegt: nee omdat je dom bent Alice zegt: Waarom niet? * zegt: je bent dom Alice zegt: Wat je zegt ben je zelf! * zegt: echt niet Alice zegt: Nee? * zegt: ik weet wat ale bater dza devlesa betekend jij niet Alice zegt: Jij weet best veel volgens mij. * zegt: ik weet alles Alice zegt: Wauw.
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