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During a disaster if we evacuate women and children first, it is just so we can think about a solution in silence
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En dat is ook het laatste wat ik erover zeg. |
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"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat. Well I'm tired of it. So what I've decided to do is sponsor a vegetarian! It's easy and spiteful, and we all know how much fun spiting people is! I'll explain.. What does it mean to sponsor a vegetarian? It means that you have to find someone in your life who's a really big pain in everyone's ass every time you want to go out to eat, and then you commit yourself to eating THREE times the amount of meat you'd normally consume to make up for all the meat that your vegetarian buddy isn't eating. It's that simple! That way, you can reverse the guilt trip that they've been laying on us for years by not only neutralizing their cause, but making it actually worse by eating more animals than would have ever been eaten had they not chosen to become vegetarians! What if vegetarians say they don't care because we'll become fat by sponsoring them? I've thought about that already. All you have to do is exercise. I know it goes against the being lazy rule that I advocate so much, but this is so spiteful that it more than makes up for the exercise you'll have to do--which means that if you choose the 3 to 1 plan and sponsor a vegetarian, you're being so spiteful that you can't lose! If you have a choice, eat three separate types of animal to maximize your efficiency! Only offered beef? No problem: visit the zoo and eat a monkey! The best part of it is that this plan is bullet proof. Finally those of us who don't have our heads firmly planted up our asses (with respect to vegetarianism, don't get me wrong, most people still need a crowbar up side the head) have a tool to combat these moral elitists!
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28-09-2011, 15:06 | ||
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Het belangrijkste kenmerk van orthorexia nervosa is dat de persoon die eraan lijdt, een preoccupatie of zelfs obsessie heeft voor gezond eten. Als gevolg hiervan mijdt de persoon bepaalde soorten voedsel, met name voedsel dat vet of conserveringsmiddelen bevat. Vaak gaat de persoon over op vegetarisme en eindigt het traject erbij dat de persoon alleen nog biologisch geteelde rauwe groente en fruit eet. |
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Op dit forum kom ik anders nooit overenthousiaste bekerende vegetariërs tegen, eerder andersom. Als het woord "vega" in een post staat, volgen er geheid minstens drie posts met "VLEESCH huhuhuhuhuh" of iets met die strekking. Zoals zo'n rant als hierboven. Of vleesplaatjes. Beetje zzzzzzzzzz.
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28-09-2011, 15:08 | |
Ik snap aardappelgezeur nooit zo. Mensen zeggen altijd dat het veel werk is om ze te schillen. Dan schil je ze niet.
Verder zijn ze gepoft zeer smakelijk en supereenvoudig te maken.
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Hmm, ik ga de aardappel herontdekken, geloof ik |
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