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N00dles schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 18:51:
Das van Snatch

Edit: Type was me voor

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[lifeafterdeath]

Pvt. Jackson - Saving Private Ryan

"Blessed be the lord my strength, who teached my hands to war and my fingers to fight"

" O my god I trust in thee, let not minde enemies triumph over me "

" My goodness, and my fortress, my high tower and my deliverer, my shield, in whom I trust who subdueth my people under me"



ene dude van Analyze that

"Hey u stupid Fuck!"

Dikke dude: The case dropped, an important witness died
Psychiater: Ow that's terrible, how did he died?
Dikke dude: He commited suicide
Psychiater: How?
Dikke dude: Well he stabbed himself four times in the back with a knife, poor guy!

Southpark: Bigger longer and uncut

kyle: How can I make a woman love me?
Chef: Well kids you have got to find the clitoris.
Chef: Just find the clitoris

Dracula, death and still loving it

Doctor: No, he is Nosferatu!
Dude: Is he Italian?

[655321]

Type schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 17:46:
Da's toch Snatch?

Dat zegt Cousin Avi op het eind, toch?

yup.. jullie hebben gelijk... ik haal lock stock and two smocking barrels en snatch altijd door mekaar... jaja ik schaam me diep

[kiek]

Type schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 01:53:
Correctie.

Norton zegt "I am Jack's colon."
dan fietst Pitt langs, en die zegt "I get cancer, I kill Jack"

oh ok nooit geweten?

Tommy: "But wha's wrong with this caravan?"
*kleng, deur eruit*

Turkish: "Nothing Tommy, I'm just not sure 'bout the colour..."

Heerlijk, die film

1: "That's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent!"
2: "Well, I wanna raise some pulses, don' I"
1: "You'll raise hell, never mind pulses"

3: "What should I call you? Bullet Tooth? Tony? Bullet Tooth Tony?"
4: "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy "

Geweldig... De heerlijke zwarte humor...

[Daangerous]

Type schreef op 09-08-2003 @ 17:50:
Maar dat wil trouwens ook niet zeggen dat het niet zo is, want het kan net zo goed wel zo zijn

En deze discussie is alweer een voorbeeld van hoe geniaal die film wel niet is...

idd, das dus precies wat ik wil zeggen, het hoeft gewoon niet zo te zijn, en dat feit is juist het interessante van die film. Daarom probeer ik ook elke keer als ik die film kijk te zien of hij het is als hij net zn vrouw en kinderen heeft vermoord enzo, dan looptie met van die lange haren van het vuur weg, maar tis me nog niet gelukt te zien wie het is, hehe

[lana]

She wrote me a john-dear letter...something about me not listening enough, I don't know...I wasn't really paying attention.
Dum & Dumber

You have clearance Clarence #2 Roger, Roger. Whats our vector Victor
Airplane!

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a strait razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a strait razor... and surviving...
Apocalypse Now

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Breakfast Club

Define irony, bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash
Con Air

What are you then? 2)I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?
Monthy Python

old me closer Ed ! It ..it's getting dark ! *cough* Tell aunty Em to let old yella out . *cough* Tell Tiny Tim : I won't be comin 'ome this Christmas *cough* Tell Scarlett I DO give a damn .
The Mask

By the way Garth finally got his pubes. Garth: You didnt tell em about my pubes did ya? Wayne: No, of cource not
Wayne's World

[Briseïs]

Donnie Darko

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? "

Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?"
Frank: "Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"

Donnie: "I made a new friend today."
Dr. Lilian Thurman: "Real or imaginary?"
Donnie: "Imaginary."

Gretchen: "You're weird."
Donnie: "Sorry. "
Gretchen: "No, that was a compliment."

"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."

Gretchen: "My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems."
Donnie: "Oh, I have those too! What kind does your step dad have?"
Gretchen: "He stabbed my mom four times in the chest."
Donnie: "Oh."

[Donnie tries to kiss Gretchen and she pulls away]
Donnie: "Well I-I, sorry I--"
Gretchen: "Donnie wait--"
Donnie: "I like you a lot--"
Gretchen: "I just want it to be...at a time when...it--"
Donnie: "When what?"
Gretchen: "When it reminds me just..."
Donnie: "When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?"
Gretchen: "Yeah..."
[turns her head]
Gretchen: "and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us"

Empire Records

Lucas: "Mitchell's the man Joe!"
Joe: "And the man calls all the shots!"
Lucas: "Damn the man!"
Joe: "Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town."

[Answering the phone.]
Mark: "Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark."
[pause]
Mark: "Midnight."

"I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip."

A.J.: "You did have hair when you went in there, right?"
Debra: "Yeah. It's still in the sink, if you want to glue it."

A.J.: "What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?"
Lucas: "What's with today today?"

[Debra has just shaved her head]
Gina: "Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior."
Debra: "God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."

"Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records."

"Oh Rexy you're so sexy!"

The Doors

"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."

Pamela: "You actually put your dick in this woman?"
Jim: "Well, yeah, sometimes."

"Actually I don't remember being born, It must have happened during one of my black outs."

"Andy Warhol IS art. We must ask ourselves, does Andy imitate art or does art imitate Andy?"

American Beauty

Carolyn Burnham: "Uh, who's car is that out front?"
Lester Burnham: "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

"It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either."

"Yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly!"

Catering Boss: "I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is you're doing. "
Ricky: "So don't pay me."
Catering Boss: "Excuse me?"
Ricky: "I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone."

"Never underestimate the power of denial."

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die."

Carolyn: "Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?"
Lester: "Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
Carolyn: "Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of."
Lester: "And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink."
Carolyn: H"ow dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job."
Lester: "Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus."

Angela: "So, you're fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick?"
Jane: "It's not like that."
Angela: "What, hasn't he got one?"



Oeh, ik ben helemaal in mn element...

[enzof60]

Heb niet alle reacties gelezen, maar volgens mij ben ik de eerste die een citaat van een vis gaat plaatsen !

The Beach (met o.a. Leonardo diCaprio)

Na het gevecht met de haai zijn de laatste woorden van de haai : ----> 'Enjoy your Meal' !!

Prachtig !! Vind het echt een heel mooi stuk !!

[Toet0r]

uit POTC:

'hello, puppet!"
"It's your funeral"

[roman]

my last name, I rather not say, my brother is in politics, you understand
------
he do you know who the fuck ya talking to?!! , Oh you do?

-FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS-

[p-chez]

Zie m'n sig+avatar

JULES:
Just hang in there, baby, you're
doing' great, Ringo's proud of you
and so am I. It's almost over,
Now I want you to go in that bag
and find my wallet.

PUMPKIN:
Which one is it?

JULES:
It's the one that says Bad
Motherfucker.

[joopie]

-"look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here"
(American Beauty)

- "I chose not to choose life, i chose something else" (Trainspotting)

-"I Love the smell of napalm in the morning"
(Apocalypse Now)

-"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick"
(Donnie Darko)

-"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. "
-" You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "
(Fight Club)

Zomaar een greep...

[ganralph]

joopie schreef op 16-08-2003 @ 14:47:
[B-"I Love the smell of napalm in the morning"
(Apocalypse Now)
[/B]

net als "Charly don't surf"

en
"Any man brave enough to fight with his guts strapped on him can drink from my canteen any day"

[joopie]

Dan heb ik er nog wel eentje

"The penalty for killing a man here is just like receiving a speed ticket at the Indy 500"