Woman - Chemical Analysis

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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS
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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

Element: Woman
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence: Copius quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties
1. Surface usually covered with a painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectely used
5. Found in various states, rangin from virgin metal to common ore

Chemical Properties
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning
4. Insolable in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation
in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent knowen to men

Common Uses
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be great aid in relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests
1. Pure specimen turns rosy-pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside superior specimen

Hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with one another

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[Luca]

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[martijn1985]

[Slither]

rangin from virgin metal to common ore

[Shock]

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[miro]

Maar we hebben dr niks aan.