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Ik woon echt vlakbij het museumkwartier. Maar ik heb gewoon stroom. |
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haha, Twitter account van die dude, Dick Masterson (wat een naam ook)
http://twitter.com/#!/dickmasterson dickmasterson Dick Masterson @michaelmalice: If you're a woman, its a diet. If you're a man, its a regimen. dickmasterson Dick Masterson I just accidentally watched Shania Twain get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I can't wait to pay some bum 10 bucks to shit on it dickmasterson Dick Masterson I just took a shit so perfect, Indiana Jones popped out of the toilet and said, "That belongs in a museum." dickmasterson Dick Masterson There are only two reasons to text a woman. 1. For a booty call or 2. Because you're bored while taking a shit. dickmasterson Dick Masterson What if Rainman had been a woman? That movie would have fucking sucked. dickmasterson Dick Masterson Lesbians always travel in packs. I call those packs "moo's". As in, "Watch out for the moo of dykes waiting to buy tickets to Bridesmaids." dickmasterson Dick Masterson I treat directions from Google Maps the same way I treat directions from a woman. I don't use them. dickmasterson Dick Masterson Unless you're a cowboy or a coal miner, wearing a hat is a loss of man points. dickmasterson Dick Masterson Attention ladies putting together shit from IKEA. There are never missing screws. The only thing missing is a man to figure it out. dickmasterson Dick Masterson Superbowl Hangover Monday: the day where all men in America work as hard as women do every day. dickmasterson Dick Masterson #askdick Why do women go to the bathroom so much? Because they are so full of shit, they have nowhere to store their piss.
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Ik denk dat ik 'm moet volgen. |
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