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25-09-2007, 21:25
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ja. dat weet ik ook wel
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25-09-2007, 21:26
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25-09-2007, 21:34
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Wat saai zeg :\
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25-09-2007, 21:37
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nee idd. het is net zoiets als nog even benadrukken dat er een ongemakkelijke stiltte is gevallen. "zo, en toen was het stil". en dan nog gevolgd door zo'n zenuwachtig lachje
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25-09-2007, 21:39
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25-09-2007, 21:41
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en dan zeggen: "whoops, ik liet een poepje"
 
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25-09-2007, 21:54
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sterrenmeisje naamzoek
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25-09-2007, 21:57
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25-09-2007, 22:04
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Net een online IQ-test gedaan uit verveling. Geen bijster hoge score.
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25-09-2007, 22:05
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That's what happens when you look, lady. Now you're a salt pillar, and all the deer are gonna lick ya.
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25-09-2007, 22:07
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25-09-2007, 22:08
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kan je me toevoegen op msn? deze naam -punt- nog een keer deze naam @ hotmail |
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25-09-2007, 22:09
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Ik voorzie enige moeilijkheden daarin.
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[quote=sann;30693804]Ik ben een a-merk sletje.[/quote]
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25-09-2007, 22:09
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ik ook.
ik heb geen msn
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25-09-2007, 22:13
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25-09-2007, 22:14
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Damn!
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25-09-2007, 22:19
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Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE! Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole.. . Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to The Grape, Just to give it a try And Dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name... One Two Three Four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR And so you kissed a little sailor Òåõ Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production: Who had just blew in from Spain "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf" You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town In a way you can't explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With Kona.. . And so you worked the wall with Michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic Hell But you came back on Sunday for the gong show Next Thursday, teen town's finest But you forgot what I was sayin' 'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole Yes, yes You're an asshole, you're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole You say you can't live with what you've been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you But don't fool yerself girl It's lookin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's winkin'at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you That's why I say I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Fist fuck Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch: Crisco Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Pud! Don't fool yerself, girl, It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl, It's goin' right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) Aw, I knew you'd be surprised |
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25-09-2007, 22:43
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25-09-2007, 22:45
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het is wel handig soms. Oke dan pm
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25-09-2007, 22:47
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dikke shit ouwe
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25-09-2007, 22:48
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in de geest van mephie's songteksten:
I can't stand your stupid ugly face, In combination with Your John Wayne cowboy boots After every time that I have met you, I have to clean my ears From all the shit that you have spoken. And I'm happy i don't live on your block So i don't have to see you every day. And now that you know Why don't you stay the fuck away from me I wonder, How long can You keep your head under water? I wonder, How long can You keep your head under water? I'd like to stay out of your life and you to stay out of mine too. I don't want you near, Take a trip to the other side of the world And stay there, don't come back. Take a long walk on the short pier Get on that rocket to the moon I'll count down, away you go Oh, how I hate you Get on that rocket to the darkside of the moon I wonder, How long can You keep your head under water? I wonder, How long can You keep your head under water? |
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25-09-2007, 22:52
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Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I like to laugh at retards I like to laugh at cripples I like to make fun of gays I like to beat women I like assuming black people stole something I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive I like assuming women are dumb cunts [Chorus:] I like being ignorant [x4] [Repeat second verse] [Chorus] I don’t want to read the paper I don’t want to read the news I don’t want to know what’s going on I just want to keep hating you |
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25-09-2007, 22:55
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Well first of all,
I’d like to say, Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off If you don’t get it why don’t you go shove your head back up your ass And don’t waste my time, I don’t need your opinion. No Cause you don’t know, what its like You don’t know, what its like You don’t know, what its like, to be like me. You don’t know, So keep your mouth shut. Yeah. Well this may come, as kind of a surprise, surprise… surprise! I don’t like you, and I don’t care what you think about what I do But most of all, I don’t need you opinion. You don’t know, what its like You don’t know, what its like You don’t know, what its like to be like me You don’t know, So keep your mouth shut. Well finally, that’s the way it is. I like something you don’t, and you’re telling me its shit. It’s a waste of time, we can’t change our opinions. I don’t know what it’s like, I don’t know what it’s like, I don’t know what it’s like to be like you. I don’t know, so I keep my mouth shut. |
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25-09-2007, 22:58
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Hey, hey, hey you, hey you punk, yeah that's right pull over now. Pull over now.
Pull over now. I said pull it over! That's right. Let me see some ID. Let me see your license. What is this? What is this shit? This says "expired". Alright, get the fuck out of the car now. What is that? Get a fucking hair... What is that fucking long hair? Get a haircut. Hey Joe, look at this guy! Can you see this? He's a fucking sissy. That's right. Alright, up against the car now. That's right, spread'em! I said spread'em! You punk. Look at you, you fucking punk. What rights? You want to hear your rights? Fuck your rights. Spread'em. Hey, you want to spend the night in county, huh? Huh? What do you think you are? Huh? You think you're fucking smart? Why I ought to... Hey what is that, punk? What did you call me? You call me pig? I'll fucking throw you down so fast... Fuck you. You punk. Alright, fuck you. Where did you get this fucking car anyways? What is this, a Dodge? Fucking '69 Dodge? You're driving... You got a license for this? You got plates? Where's the plates on this thing? I'll bet you ain't got any insurance. You're driving around with no insurance, aren't you? Hey Joe, look at this guy. Alright, hey, what do you ... what's with your bitch? Get her out ... You, bitch, get out of the car now, too. Yeah that's right. Spread'em! Get a fucking haircut! You got a job? What kind of job? Get a real job, punk! Alright, freeze! Stay right where you are, don't move a fucking inch. Don't move a muscle. That's right, down, down on the floor, get down. On your tummy. Spread'em! What is this? What do we got here? A package. You got a package. What is this doing? White package. Oh, I see, yeah, you're a fucking drug addict. You're a fucking drug addict! Get a fucking job! What's with your chick? She fucking ... Oh, Jesus Christ, she's got an earing in her nose! Joe, look at this chick! She's fucking sick. My God! I hope she don't fucking hang around with chicks ... I don't want my fucking daughter ... Oh God, what a nightmare! Quit your fucking whining. I don't want to hear about it. Get in the back ... Look, I don't want to hear about your fucking rights. You got one right. You got the right to get in the back seat of the car now. You got it? What? What was that? I didn't hear that. I didn't fucking hear that. Look, that's it. You're going down now. That's it. And what's with that fucking earing? What are you a fag? You some kind of fucking sissy, huh? That's right, you're going down with me ... and you too ma'am. Let's go. I'm sorry, I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to hear your crying. You're with him. Don't give me this. Let's see the fucking shit in your pockets. Come on. You're coming with me now. Hey look, I can make this real easy. I can just beat the shit out of you and drop you off somewhere and fuck the report. You know I got three fucking pages of reports in triplicate. So fuck you. You give me any hard time I'm going to fuck you up. You understand? You see this fucking gun right here? I'll drill you so full of holes you won't know what the fuck hit you. My God, you're basically crying. God dammit, she sounds like a fucking ... blaugh. Oh she's annoying! Oh my God she sounds like fucking ... uh ... what the hell is that ... Joe, who is that bitch that whines all the time? That, uh, Erma Bombeck or somebody? Alright, open up the trunk. That's right. What's with the bat? What's with the bat in the back seat? What, do you play baseball? Oh I see. Oh you're a gangbanger. Let me see your fucking signs, let me see your colors. You got colors? I got colors. Right here. Fucking black and blue all over your face. What, are you representing? You want to throw down, punk, huh? You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. If you don't have the money for an attorney, an attorney will be appointed for you. If you give up this right, then everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand? Oh, fuck you, I don't care if you understand. Get in the fucking back seat now! Spread'em, punk! Punk, I ought to give you a haircut right now. Hey Joe, get me my fucking razorblade. I'm cutting this kid's hair now. Look at him. He looks like a fucking asshole. He's a sissy. He's a fucking faggot. He drives a Dodge! Where are you from? Are you from the south side? Ohhh! Punk. You're a punk. I eat you for breakfast you little fucking weasel. Look at his fucking mug on this picture on his license. He looks so decrepit I can't believe it. He's got a face only a mother could hate. Freeze, asshole! Freeze, you fucking son of a bitch! Look, hey, I'm fucking too fat to be chasing you around. I'll fucking drill you full of holes, you punk. Quit you're fucking running around. Hey look, I'm going to kill you now! Then I'll throw you out in the back seat, out in a back alley on the fucking south side and no one will ever know what the fuck happened to you. In the river with you, you punk. That's right, you want to spend the night in county, huh? Huh? You punk, huh? You got a job? Get a job! Oh! What's this bag here? You got a bag of powder? Why don't you give me some and we'll forget about it. That's right. Yeah alright, so what. Yeah, well, yeah what am I? - fucking God? I'm human too. You know, you fucking punks you think we're all fucking the same. We're human! We got feelings! You treat us like shit, you treat us like fucking pigs. If it wasn't for us you little punks would be beaten up by some fucking nazi somewhere. (Woman: Oh, not those handcuffs. I want the fur-lined ones.) Hey, you like my boots?
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25-09-2007, 23:01
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okeej, jij wint
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25-09-2007, 23:01
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Stomme trend
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25-09-2007, 23:03
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Het is mooi geweest inderdaad.
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25-09-2007, 23:06
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ik verveel me gewoon. ben klaarwakker en niet in the mood om ook maar op te staan.
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25-09-2007, 23:08
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Doe een IQ-test: http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiqflash/
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25-09-2007, 23:08
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Alwéér? Hebben we niet laatst allemaal ene van de mensa gedaan?
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25-09-2007, 23:10
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Als je je verveelt is een IQ-test een goede remedie daartegen.
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25-09-2007, 23:10
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hahahahaha...
ik doe liever van die testjes van "hoe emo ben jij?"
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25-09-2007, 23:11
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25-09-2007, 23:15
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25-09-2007, 23:17
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Bij iq tests denk ik voortdurend: oh nu moet ik me concentreren. Vind ik maar vervelend hoor.
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25-09-2007, 23:31
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25-09-2007, 23:31
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 Ik was vorige week al geslaagd voor het examen. Ik heb het afgehaald bij de gemeente. Hoewel opgehaald achteraf toch beter klinkt.
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25-09-2007, 23:33
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25-09-2007, 23:33
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congrats TopDrop
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25-09-2007, 23:35
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Neeee! Ik heb mn rijbewijs opgehaald... TopDrop verbeterde me alleen maar.
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25-09-2007, 23:37
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Niehiet. Ik ben vandaag geslaagd voor mijn praktijk! Dus ik heb mijn rijbewijs gehaald, maar nog niet afgehaald!!
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25-09-2007, 23:39
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RUZIE RUZIE RUZIE
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25-09-2007, 23:41
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Heb je het al aangevraagd?
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