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Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko:
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? Frank:Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. Gretchen: You're weird. Donnie: Sorry. Gretchen: No, that was a compliment. Kitty Farmer: No Duh. Duh is a product of fear. |
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Susanna Kaysen: Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.
Winona Ryder als Susanna Kaysen in Girl, Interrupted. |
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![]() Edward Scissorhands: Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it. ubermooie film... Pulp fiction: Honey Bunny: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya. en voor de rest weet ik ff geen |
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Topher Grace in That 70's show:
Eric: Mr. Pinciotti, You know I love your daughter, and sometimes....haha ![]() ![]() Bob: You better won't say what I think your gonna say.... Cous I'll be mad. And sometimes....haha ![]() Eric: Mr. Pinciotti, I love your daughter and I respect her and I never will stop respecting and loving her even when the cops came ![]() ![]() |
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Futurama
The Professor: Good news everyone The Professor: The university is bringing me up for disiplinery charges, wait..thats not good news at all. Leela:what ever you did professor i am sure there is an re sonable explenation for it. The Professor: yes, but they won't listen, everyone is always in favor of saving hitlers brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Whoohoo then you sundenly went to far to far ![]()
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Always OutNumberd, Never OutGunned
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![]() En welke idioot heeft verzonnen dat het niet meer uitgezonden wordt. ![]() |
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Lord Flashheart (Rik Mayall,Blackadder) <333
"just because I can give multiple orgasm to the furniture just by sitting on it, doesn't mean i'm not sick of this damn war..." "Am I glad to see you or is there a canoo in my pocket. WOOF!" Flashheart: "Always Treat your kite like you treat your woman..." George: "How, how do you mean, Sir? do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?" Flashheart: "No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back" "Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face! "
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Stephen enjoys cooking his godchildren and leaving out commas.
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- The art of fighting without fighting? Show me some of it. - Later. ![]() Very few people can be totally ruthless. It isn't easy, it takes more strength then you might believe. enter the dragon |
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Eric Draven (the Crow) : Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children
Boromir (FotR): It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here
American Beauty Jack (?): On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Fight Club Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. The Big Lebowski Alledrie geniaal. A Swiss Fuckin' watch.
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- I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity - Poe
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what can I do for you bonesera? (the godfather)
I'll make him an offer he won't refuse (the godfather) I'm scared in the dark (the green mile) Here's Johnny (the shining) I can't remember to forget you (memento) de hele "God is a sadist" speech van al pacino (the devil's advocate) Yippie ca yee motherfucker (die hard) She's gonna be pissed (die hard with a vengeance) show me the money (jerry maguire) all I am is what I'm going after (heat) de hele openingsscene van r. lee ermey (full metal jacket) heel Fight Club I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard. (from dusk till dawn) All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires. (from dusk till dawn) Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse. (from dusk till dawn) Where are we going? Mexico. What's in Mexico? Mexicans. (from dusk till dawn) So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God? (from dusk till dawn) If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. (from dusk till dawn) "How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth! (from dusk till dawn) and so on, and so forth |
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"Dadinho my dick, my name now is Zé Pequeno, FUCK!"
Cidade de deus " I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to rest all that was not life, and not when I had come to die discover that I had not lived. " dead poets society Alice " If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? " Alice in wonderland (1951) Russel"I'm a golden god" Russel"I Dig music!" Moeder van William " Rockstars have kidnapped my son!" Almost famous " An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." Gandhi " First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? " Donnie Darko " How many of you people are alive? How many of you people are really alive? " The doors " All life's really serious journeys involve a railway terminus. " " By an unforgivable oversight, I've never been blackmailed myself, but my friends assure me that 100 pounds will usually suffice." Wilde |
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Comic Book Guy: (The Simpsons)
"A sarcasm detector. Well that's a really usefull invention." Homer (The Simpsons) "They're milking rats! MILKING RATS!" "Marge, kids... everything is gonna be all right... we're gonna start a new life... under the sea..." "Everyone's laughing at me... even that cat... Bart, kill that cat!" "Okay" "And that yellow flower." Ralph: (The Simpsons) "Miss Hoover... my worm accidently went into my mouth and then I accidently swalloded my worm" "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "Daddy, this tastes like grandma!" "We have to read this book. It's about a toad and a badger and a mole. I drawed on mine. Is this my house?" "No Ralph, you live in a different house." (rent weg)"Choo-choo-choo-choo Woo-woooooooooo" Sideshow Mell (The Simpsons) "Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!" Richie & Eddie (Bottom) Eddie: "It's not Russian, you've just written the R's the other way around!" Richie: "Well that's what Russian is." Richie: "Weiheigh the lambs!" Eddie: "What the fuck does that mean?" Richie: "Weiheigh the lambs!" Eddie: "What... the fuck... does it mean?" Richie: "Well... it means... come on guys let's weigh all the lambs..." Richie: "Great times weren't they. Rarrr." Eddie: "No." Richie: "No, they weren't, were they. Still, you gotta say that. Great times, weren't they. Rarrr." Eddie: "Great times, weren't they. Rar." Richie: "How about pin the tail on the donkey?" Eddie: "We haven't got a donkey." Richie: "Pin the tail on the chicken." Eddie: "We haven't got a tail." Richie: "Pin the saucage on the chicken." Eddie: "We haven't got a chicken." Richie: "Pin the saucage on the fridge." Eddie: "We haven't got a pin." Richie: "Cellotape the saucage on the fridge." Eddie: "We haven't got a saucage." Richie: "Put a piece of cellotape on the fridge." Eddie: "It's not much of a game, is it?" Ash (Evil Dead serie) "Who's laughing now?" "Groovy" "Honey... you got real ugly." "Yo, she bitch. Let's go."
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That's what happens when you look, lady. Now you're a salt pillar, and all the deer are gonna lick ya.
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Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old. Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS. Fred Kwan: You lost me. Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation? Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation. Sir Alexander Dane: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft. Deze quotes uit Galaxy quest vind ik geweldig ![]() ![]() |
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Clockwork Orange
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'Maximus Decimus Meridius: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'
- Russel Crowe Gladiator
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