[gouweouwe]Wat staat er onder jouw ctrl+v? Episode II

[Machiavelli]

TheRedArrow schreef op 27-09-2004 @ 17:48 :
Je sliep dus eigenlijk in de trein je lag over meisje te dromen ?

Juh.

http://www.milwaukees.com/media/Angel_with_a_Knife.mp3

[TheRedArrow]

Machiavelli schreef op 27-09-2004 @ 17:49 :
Juh.

Dat is dus een bevestiging op het doorstreepte.

[Sir_Cramlek]

dlfkjpsghpvhpa

[Machiavelli]

TheRedArrow schreef op 27-09-2004 @ 17:56 :
Dat is dus een bevestiging op het doorstreepte.

Ik droom niet over forummers.

Op het etiket van een fles met zoutzuur stond het volgende vermeld: zoutzuur: massapercentage 36%. Soortelijke massa bedraagt 1.19 kg/dm3. Bereken de concentratie zoutzuur in mol/L


Eitje

456

[Machiavelli]

http://forum.scholieren.com/showthre...0&pagenumber=5

[telluriet]

hehe

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3

[Machiavelli]

Reverend schreef op 27-09-2004 @ 19:27 :
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3

Je was wanhopig op zoek naar seks?

[Sponstanietje]

japxpmaf

[Big M]

(8)check out my ride girl, but don`t touch my radio(8)

[Keyser Saus]

So leave your taxi waiting

[Sjoerd]

An Outlaw

[Mr.Oizo]

Groetjes,

Marc.

[Briseïs]

www.thetruthforyouth.com

[pipimädchen]

Collectieve Garantieregeling

[zwoesj]

terror koe

[telluriet]

3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D
BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED
I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL
I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS

28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES
THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED
SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES
SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE
I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN
YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING
SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN
YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS
YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F
YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON
IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME
YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH
THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK
SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE
IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT
I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF
THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

YOUR WIFE'S SO FUCKING POSSESSIVE, SHE COMPLAINS
WHEN YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS
SHE'S ALWAYS A WINING CUNT, YOU CAVE IN CUZ
YOU'RE A FAG

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

IF SHE DOESN'T DO THE DISHES OR GET YOU ANOTHER BEER
THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS
IF YOU DON'T BEAT THAT CUNT, SHE'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU
BEAT HER EVERY DAY, IT'S LOTS OF FUN TO

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS
ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY
YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER
AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY

YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS
SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW
YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD
YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL

YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"
SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW
SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE
BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"
I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG
AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY

6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER
HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU
I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST
AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000
SO I SENT INTERMENT CAMP FOOTAGE
I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN
SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION

10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed
Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again
You heard all kikes have to get circumcized
You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick

[Chorus:]
No one would touch you, now you're a jew
You fucking hebe, now you're a kike

After you got circumcized
Guys still wouldn't touch you
It's bad enough you were a fag before
Now you're a gay faggot jew

[Chorus]

[Meneer Kat]

- [18] ** V.A.L. ... Heerlijk, Helder, Sex zegt:
bah
- [18] ** V.A.L. ... Heerlijk, Helder, Sex zegt:
ik hoef tog ook geen vent met zijn lul te zien lasso-en
- [18] ** V.A.L. ... Heerlijk, Helder, Sex zegt:
nouja..
- [18] ** V.A.L. ... Heerlijk, Helder, Sex zegt:
misschien eventjes

msn

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[Sponstanietje]

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[Tandpasta]

- the commodity at a predetermined price.

[Souris]

<Bi-MeiD17-LoL> Meer hoef ik niet te vragen want ik weet al dat NaNi er was
<Bi-MeiD17-LoL> PP
<+Ella>
<Bi-MeiD17-LoL> Misschien word het wel iets tussen jullie
<+Ella> nee,denk het niet

[lucy48]

camera

[Machiavelli]

Mark Almighty

[Machiavelli]

http://forum.scholieren.com/showthre...hreadid=966184
Het eerste gedicht dat ik ooit op Dansen op papier heb gezet.

[TheRedArrow]

Niks

[Briseïs]

http://forum.scholieren.com/showthre...hreadid=915137

[TheRedArrow]

Jij bent zo geleerd, als jij het niet weet, hoe moet ik het dan weten

[fractuur]

http://www.tandartsplein.nl/patient/...ent=tanderosie

[jet]

Nee.

Ik heb eigenlijk alleen de eerste paar regels gelezen.

[Outlaw]

Machiavelli schreef op 28-09-2004 @ 12:56 :
http://forum.scholieren.com/showthre...hreadid=966184
Het eerste gedicht dat ik ooit op Dansen op papier heb gezet.

geniaal een geboren dichter

ontopic: een e-mailadres van iemand die ik net toegevoegd heb.

[Bob de Beer]

Een chatlog

[zwoesj]

http://www.havovwo.nl/pws.htm

[MieX]

the latin phrase "Quad Erat Demonstratum"

En ja die staat onder mn ctrl-V vanwege die fout die erin zit

[TheRedArrow]

http://forum.scholieren.com/showthre...3#post13398283

[Fat_Bastard]

Keep your torrent downloads open after you've finished downloading!Thanks!

[heavinly]

Audit

[Keyser Saus]

niks.

[Machiavelli]

An Outlaw schreef op 28-09-2004 @ 18:21 :
geniaal een geboren dichter

Thanx.

[TheRedArrow]

Je bent toch geen moslim?

http://forum.scholieren.com/showthre...7#post13402277

[Nijn*]

Ik onderdruk mijn neiging om tegen de envelop te trappen en te schelden, maar ik besef me net op tijd dat het een envelop is en richt mijn woede op mijn lieflijke zusje.

[Souris]

Ella-weggies> <><>< KuSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSs ><><> Nonneke
<+steph> KussSSssSSssSSssSSssSSssSSssSSssSSss Nonneke

[Cheops]

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