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Jay: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next. |
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![]() --------- Baldrick: I don't like the theatre either. All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home. Well except the sex of course. --------- BlackAdder: Sickness and decrevation stalk our lands like... two enormous things stalking our lands. --------- Mrs. Miggins: You're just a butler. BlackAdder: Mrs. Miggins, it's sometimes said that words hurt more than fysical pain. ... You will soon discover this is not true as I stick this fork in your head. ---------- BlackAdder: Baldrick, what would yo do with 16.000 pounds? Baldrick: I'd buy a beautiful turnip. Blackadder: What? Don't you care about anything besides turnips? What would you do with a million pounds? Baldrick: I'd buy a nice turnip in the country. --------- BlackAdder: I could say that I will mis you like a real good friend... Baldrick: Well thank you sir BlackAdder: But as we both know that would be an utter lie ... So I will just say: Sod of and I hope the next time we'll see each other will be 20 billion years from now Baldrick: Goodbye, you bigheaded lazy rubberhead bastard. --------- |
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Ik heb er veeeeeeel uit Buffy!
Oke, hier een paar dan: Buffy: "One more word out of you, and I swear... Spike: "Swear what? You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't have the stones." Buffy: "Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of... stones." Spike: "Yeah? You're all talk." Buffy: "Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?" Anya: "Why are you holding hands?" Spike: "They have to hear it sooner or later." Buffy: "Spike and I are getting married!" Xander: "How? What?!? How?!" Giles: "Three excellent questions." Spike: "What are you lookin' at?" Buffy: "The man I love." Xander: "Can I be blind too?" Buffy: "Buffy want beer." Giles: "You can't have beer." Buffy: "Want beer!" Xander: "Giles, don't make cave-Slayer unhappy." Spike: "Giles here is gonna teach me to be a Watcher. Says I got the stuff." Giles: "Spike's like a son to me." Buffy: "Dawn, listen to me. Listen: I love you. I will always love you. This is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles I... tell Giles I figured it out, and I'm o.k. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me." Glory: "The Slayer's a robot! Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?" Buffy: "Glory? You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?" Xander: "Nobody harms my Master." Riley: "Your Master?" Xander: "You want him? You come through me." (Riley punches Xander -- Xander drops) Riley: "Okey-dokey." Angelus: "A real kill, a good kill, it takes pure artistry. Without that, we're just animals." Spike: "Poofter." Spike: "But you can kill a hundred, a thousand, a thousand thousand, and the armies of hell besides, and all we need is for one of us, just one, sooner or later to have the thing we're all hoping for." Buffy: "And that would be what?" Spike: (whispering) "One... good... day." Spike: "I could have danced all night with that one." Buffy: "You think we're dancing?" Spike: "That's all we've ever done." Spike: "Every day you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you: Is today the day I die?" Spike: "Sooner or later... you're gonna want it. And the second--the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in... have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson." Spike: "Did I scare ya? You're the Slayer. Do something about it. Hit me. Come on. One good swing. You know you want to." Buffy: "I mean it." Spike: "So do I. Give it me good, Buffy. Do it!" Spike: "Come on, I can feel it, Slayer. You know you want to dance." Buffy: "Say it's true. Say I do want to... it wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me." Spike: "Beneath me. I'll show her. Put her six bloody feet beneath me. Hasn't got a death wish. Bitch won't need one." Spike: I'm never gonna get anything killed with you lot holding me back. Tara: I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily. Spike: No, that's the over-the-hill shopkeepers. Giles: I'm fine. I just need to die for a minute. Oh en eentje uit Angel: Wesley: Shht! Gunn: What, are you having a blair witch-moment? Oke, oke, ik stop al! *grijns* |
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"One can't complain. I have my friends.
Someone spoke to me only yesterday." -Eeyore- (winnie the pooh) JULES There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." (pulp fiction) Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" (trainspotting) hmmm. . . eternal happiness for one dollar? I'd rather keep the dollar. (the simpsons) ik heb ergens nog een cd met een tekst bestandje met al mijn favo film quotes maar ik heb geen idee waar ik die heb liggen ![]()
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Ik heb even de titel wat duidelijker gemaakt.
![]() Uit Donnie Darko, die nu in de bios draait: Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit? Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?
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Resident Evil:
- You know what I'm gonna do when I get out of here? * What? - Get laid. * Yeah, well, you might wanna wash up first. Die Hard: Yippikaye motherfucker! American Psycho: - When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right. * And what did the other part think? - What her head would look like on a stick! The Maltese Falcon: When I slap you, you'll take it and like it. En zowat elk zinnetje uit Scarface ![]()
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Zie mijn sig.
Verder dingen uit The Godfather zoals: "I'm gonna make him an offer he don't refuse." En: "My father taught me many things here in this room, he taught me, keep your friends close but your enemy's closer." En: "If anything in this life is certain; If history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone."
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Jusqu'ici tout va bien... jusqu'ici tout vas bien... Mais le plus important, c'est pas la chute... C'est l'atérissage. --- La Haine
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"Though I'm no Olivier,
If he would fight in the ring against Sugar Ray, He would say: That the thing ain't the ring, but the play, so give me a stage, where this bully can rage and though I can fight I rather here myself resight..." Robert De Niro als Jake La Motta in Raging Bull (1980) |
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De Niro: I'm standing here, you make the move... Don't try it you fuck! You talkin to me? You talkin to me? You talkin to me? Then who the fuck are you talkin to? Well I'm the only one here... Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Talking to me? Okay...
Listen you fuckers, you screw-heads here's a man who would not take it any more, a man who stood up against the scum, the dogs the filth the shit, here is someone who stood up, here is.... YOUR DEAD.... |
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Nog eentje, uit "The Green Mile":
John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan): You know, I fell asleep this afternoon and had me a dream. I dreamed about Del's mouse. Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks): Did you, John? John Coffey: I dreamed he got down to that place Boss Howell talked about, that Mouseville place. I dreamed there was kids, and how they laughed at his tricks! My! I dreamed those two little blonde-headed girls were there. They 'us laughing, too. I put my arms around 'em and sat 'em on my knees, and there 'us no blood comin' outta their hair and they 'us fine. We all watch Mr. Jingles roll that spool, and how we did laugh. Fit to bust, we was. |
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Nog een paar uit Se7en:
John Doe (Kevin Spacey): Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. David Mills (Brad Pitt): What do you got? William Somerset (Morgan Freeman): Dead dog. John Doe(Kevin Spacey: I didn't do that. Uit "As Good as it Gets": Melvin (Jack Nicholson): Carol the waitress, Simon the fag. Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart? Carol: Do you want to dance? Melvin: I've been thinking about that for a while. Carol: [standing up] Well? Melvin: No. Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Melvin Udall: Think white and get serious! dat waren er nogal wat.... |
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Een paar uit From Dusk till Dawn:
(George Clooney) Seth Gecko: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags? (Harvey Keitel) Jacob Fuller: He's my son. Seth Gecko: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese. Jacob Fuller: Neither does he. He looks Chinese. Seth Gecko: Oh, well pardon me all to hell. (Cheech Marin) Chet Pussy: Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it! Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it! (Juliette Lewis) Kate: Where are we going? (Quentin Tarantino) Richie Gecko: Mexico. Kate: What's in Mexico? Richie: Mexicans. (George Clooney) Seth Gecko: Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... [holds up gun] Mr. .44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it. En mijn favoriete: Seth Gecko: Now, is my shit together, or is my shit together? Richard Gecko: Your shit is forever together! ![]() Een paar uit The Peacemaker: (Nicole Kidman) Julia: Where the hell is my military liason?! (George Clooney) Devoe: Colonel Thomas Devoe reporting as ordered, ma'am. I'm sorry about in there, sometimes my enthusiasm gets the better of me. Julia: No problem. Would you like some coffee? Devoe: I'd love some. Julia: It's over there. Julia: So do you think he set us up? Devoe: Who? Julia: Your friend. Devoe: No. Julia: How can you be so sure? Devoe: Because he's my friend. ![]() Een paar uit Out of Sight: (Don Cheadle) Maurice "Snoopy" Miller: Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick? (George Clooney) Jack Foley: Give me a minute to talk to Buddy. Maurice "Snoopy" Miller: You got two minutes, that's all. Make up your mind, Foley. Jack Foley: I wasn't asking permission. [Snoopy's prison bodyguard, Himey, threatens Jack] Jack Foley: Uh oh. Maurice 'Snoopy' Miller: You're fucked up now, man. That's Himey. Protege of mine. Ranked number thirty-two in the federal prison system. Jack Foley: Thirty-two? Maurice 'Snoopy' Miller: That's right. Jack Foley: Outta what? Twenty? (Ving Rhames > de donkere brede gozer uit Mission Impossible) Buddy Bragg: Here ma'am. Let me help you with these. Beautiful young lady like you shouldn't be carrying groceries. Let a man do that for you. Parking Lot Woman: Now, I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip. Buddy Bragg: Oh, that's okay ma'am. I'll just take your car. (Isaiah Washington) Kenneth: Tuffi was a good bitch, and I gave her what every good bitch wants, a bone. ![]() Eentje uit Three Kings: (Mark Wahlberg) Troy Barlow: I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color. (Ice Cube) Chief Elgin: I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible. Troy Barlow: I'll bet you a Lexus they do. Chief Elgin: Alright, but it won't be a convertible. ![]() Eentje uit O, Brother where art Thou? (John Turturro) Pete: What's the devil look like? (George Clooney) Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, Pete, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork. Tommy Johnson: Oh no, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. ![]() Eentje uit The Perfect Storm (John Hawkes, Pete Bottoms uit From Dusk till Dawn) Mike "Bugsy" Moran: I'm not. I don't know. Maybe I smell like fish. (George Clooney) Captain Billy Tyne: Maybe you need a new deodorant. Mike "Bugsy" Moran: Maybe I need a new face. ![]() Eentje uit Ocean's Eleven (George Clooney) Danny: You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed! [Goes to sit down]. (Julia Roberts) Tess: I don't smoke. Don't sit! ![]()
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![]() Buffy: So did anybody... last night, you know, did anybody, um... burst into song? Xander: Merciful Zeus! Willow: We thought it was just us! (all speaking at once) Giles: Well, I sang, but I had my guitar at the hotel. That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see, and the synchronized dancing from the room-service chaps. Willow: It was bizarre. Tara: We were talking, and then it was like... Buffy: Like you were in a musical? Willow: We did a whole duet about dueling mushrooms... Anya: ...and we were arguing and then everything rhymed and there were harmonies, and a dance with coconuts. Willow: ...with the couscous. Xander: It was very disturbing. Dawn: Oh, my god. You will never believe what happened at school today. Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing? Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Anya: Oh my god, did it sing? Spike: Forget them, Slayer. I got your back. Buffy: Thought you wanted me to stay away from you. Isn't that what you sang? Xander: Spike sing a wittle song? Anya: Would you say it was a break-away pop hit or more of a book number? Xander: Let it go, sweetie. Spike: Fine. I hope you dance till you burn. You and the little bit Spike: You should go back inside. Finish the big group sing, get your kumba-yayas out. Buffy: I don't want to. Spike: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones. Spike: That's the thing about magic. There's always consequences. Always! Buffy: "Angel, do you snore?" Angel: "I don't know. It's been a long time since anyone's been in a position to let me know." Little girl: "Can't even shout, can't even cry, the gentlemen are coming by, looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to Mom, can't say a word, you're gonna die a-screaming, but you won't be heard." Spike: "We're out of weetabix." Giles: "We are out of weetabix because you ate it all. Again. Spike: "Get some more." Giles: "I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood." Spike: "Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture." Giles: "Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself." Spike: "Sissy." Spike (with 'girly'-accent): "'Xander, don't you care about me?'" Xander: "Shut up." Spike(with 'girly'-accent): "We never talk.'" Xander: "Shut up." Spike(with 'girly'-accent):"'Xaaan-deeer...'" Xander: "SHUT UP!" En nog wat uit Shakespeare ![]() ![]() Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend Romeo: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged. Juliet: Then have my lips the sin that they have took. Romeo: Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. Juliet: You kiss by the book. *EDIT: Vanmiddag Nikki gekeken: I'm a hooker, I'm a hooker, I'M A HOOKER! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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-You are reeding my thoughts milord And they're as fussy as my own, comtesse -So France conceeds Never, my next choice will be paper -It is your turn and it better be good I have no desire to be king -But think of all the wonderful things you can do, for your country, for the world Yes, but to be so defied by your status, never to be seen as who you are, but what you are. You have no idea how insufferable that is -You might be surprised Really? -A gipsy for example is rarely painted as anything else, they are defied by there status as your title defies you, yet it is not who they are. You have been born to priveledge and with that come specific obligations. I'm sorry my mouth has run away with me again No milady, it is your mouth that has me hypnotised ( kiss) ![]() ![]() ![]()
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