zoenende saai forummers #983

TopDrop schreef:

je kunt 'm heel snel vergrendelen door op 'windowsteken' + L te drukken. als je dan even weggaat van je computer, druk je die 2 knoppen in, en dan zit je account op slot.

Goh net of ik dat niet weet. Ik dacht ik ben binnen 10 minuten weer binnen van in de tuin liggen maar ach ja hij is nu weg

[Rationeel]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Robot
You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.



like DUH!

geef die test link eens ;D

[Lorelei]

Paranoide schreef:

Deze is leuk! Denk ik.

SOG SOG


Robot

You are 71% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

Spoiler

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

[Lorelei]

Zo. Nu ga ik weer door met leren. Ik hoef nog maar 5 hoofdstukken door te werken vandaag >_<

[Geel]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Hippie
You are 29% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

Spoiler

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

Robot

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

Spoiler

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

Veel robots hiero.

Ik ben te kommaneukerig voor vraag 17. I think most things in the world cannot be explained in a rational manner. Ik denk dat we nog lang niet zo ver zijn en dat dat dus nog niet kan, maar dat overal wel een rationele verklaring achter schuilt. Doe ik dan true or false? Hm.

[Biertank 52]

Sociopath
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

Spoiler

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

False dus. Je denkt niet dat het meeste niet rationeel verklaard kan worden.

Haughty Intellectual
You are 57% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

Volgens de pagina mag je, als je rond de 50% hebt gescoord, ook doen alsof je net aan de andere kant van de 50% zat. Dus dan zou ik ook een emo kid, starving artist of robot kunnen zijn. Maar ik voel mij wel op m'n plek als haughty intellectual

Mr Soija schreef:

False dus. Je denkt niet dat het meeste niet rationeel verklaard kan worden.

Ten eerste zou ik true moeten antwoorden als ik dat dacht, in de stelling staat 'cannot'.
En ten tweede denk ik dat het in theorie wel kan, maar dat we het nog niet kunnen.

Maar ik heb false gestemd, dus ik heb je advies wel opgevolgd, al had ik het dan nog niet gelezen

[Trimm Trabb]

Hand-Raiser

You are 86% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

[Geel]

Haha, volgens mij ben ik de enige hippie hier.

Hmm, ik pas niet bij de rest hier

Tink* schreef:

Ah mooi, ik wilde toch liever naar Alphen aan de Rijn.

edit: ik zie dat deze quote dus al ene tijd om mn quotelist stond
Ga je Hanneke meeten, wilde ik vragen.

Sarah schreef:

Ten eerste zou ik true moeten antwoorden als ik dat dacht, in de stelling staat 'cannot'.
En ten tweede denk ik dat het in theorie wel kan, maar dat we het nog niet kunnen.

Maar ik heb false gestemd, dus ik heb je advies wel opgevolgd, al had ik het dan nog niet gelezen

Omdat er cannot staat, moet je dus false kiezen.
Want het theoretische kunnen is voldoende.

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Trimm Trabb schreef:

Hand-Raiser
You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

je hebt wel door dat die tekst bij elke uitslag zo negatief is he?

Mr Soija schreef:

edit: ik zie dat deze quote dus al ene tijd om mn quotelist stond
Ga je Hanneke meeten, wilde ik vragen.

Omdat er cannot staat, moet je dus false kiezen.
Want het theoretische kunnen is voldoende.

oh je zei 2 x 'niet' in je zin. Doe dan ook niet zo onduidelijk

Sarah schreef:

oh je zei 2 x 'niet' in je zin. Doe dan ook niet zo onduidelijk

Ik hou me keurig aan de twee ontkenningen "cannot" + "false".

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

Volgens die test ben ik 0% extravert, .

Kazet Nagorra schreef:

Zou kunnen helpen om de boel eens af te stoffen zodat de warmteafvoer verbeterd wordt. Maar als je toch al overwoog een beter systeem te kopen, kun je dat beter doen. Met 600 euro zou je een prima mid-range systeem moeten kunnen kopen.

Nouja ik heb al afgestoft en zelfs gestofzuigd. Maar sommige delen zijn al 6 jaar oud, zoals de grafische kaart en de HD, 3 jaar geleden had ik nog een nieuwe mobo+cpu gekocht. Dus ik koop binnenkort gewoon een nieuw systeem, waarbij ik nog in de toekomst kan uitbreiden, dit systeem zit aan z'n max.

ggcy8 schreef:

Hippie

Prutser

Lucky Luciano schreef:

Nouja ik heb al afgestoft en zelfs gestofzuigd. Maar sommige delen zijn al 6 jaar oud, zoals de grafische kaart en de HD, 3 jaar geleden had ik nog een nieuwe mobo+cpu gekocht. Dus ik koop binnenkort gewoon een nieuw systeem, waarbij ik nog in de toekomst kan uitbreiden, dit systeem zit aan z'n max.

Ja, met een zes jaar oude grafische kaart zou ik inderdaad gewoon een nieuw systeem kopen.

[Geel]

Lucky Luciano schreef:

Prutser

Wut nou?


Eigenlijk klopt het niet echt. Aangezien ik veel rationeler ben dan wat er staat. Het is alleen dat de belangrijkste beslissingen grotendeels bepaald worden door m'n gevoelens. Maar het is niet zo dat ik alles wat ik zie emotioneel opvat, integendeel vaak ben ik benieuwd naar hoe dingen in elkaar zitten.

/moesthetevenkwijt

Kazet Nagorra schreef:

Ja, met een zes jaar oude grafische kaart zou ik inderdaad gewoon een nieuw systeem kopen.

Ja hij kon vorige jaar ook al een aantal spelletjes niet meer aan

[TopDrop]

Mean schreef:

Goh net of ik dat niet weet. Ik dacht ik ben binnen 10 minuten weer binnen van in de tuin liggen maar ach ja hij is nu weg

sorry heur

[Henck]

Jaeger schreef:

Volgens die test ben ik 0% extravert, .

Autist

Don't feed the troll, .

[Lorelei]

Hoi. Ik ben Lorelei. En ik ga vandaag nog minstens 2 (van de 4) hoofdstukken leren. Dat wilde ik even zwart op wit hebben.

Schoolyard Bully.

Kut, ik heb echt nog nooit iemand gepest

You are 29% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

[TopDrop]

Lorelei schreef:

Hoi. Ik ben Lorelei. En ik ga vandaag nog minstens 2 (van de 4) hoofdstukken leren. Dat wilde ik even zwart op wit hebben.

zwart op geel eh

[Rivka]

Hallo liebe leute!

Ik ga die test ook doen ;x

TopDrop schreef:

zwart op geel eh

Oh, en Rivka: bij mij klopte hij echt helemaal niet

TopDrop schreef:

sorry heur

ik ben gewoon een trut. Mijn fout

Nou ik ga maar eens even iets te eten halen

Mean schreef:

ik ben gewoon een trut. Mijn fout

ajaj, niet zo jezelf omlaag halen Mientje *knuffel geeft*

[Rivka]

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Ik vind 't mijn meegaandheid nog best meevallen, m'goed.

Ik heb een MC-vraag voor DK.

Je speelt een roulettespel in het casino, als tactiek gebruik je:
Je zet 5 euro in op rood, als het zwart wordt, zet je daarna een verdubbeling in van je vorige bod op rood. Als het rood is, zet je weer opnieuw 5 euro in.
Bijvoorbeeld:

Draai 1: Inzet van €5 op ROOD, het balletje valt op ZWART, dus wij verliezen €5 (Verlies - €5).

Draai 2: Inzet van €10 op ROOD, het balletje valt op ZWART, dus wij verliezen €10 (Verlies - €15).

Draai 3: Inzet van €20 op ROOD, het balletje valt op ZWART, dus wij verliezen €20 (Verlies - €35).

Draai 4: Inzet van €40 op ROOD, het balletje valt op ROOD, dus wij winnen €40 (Winst €5).

Draai 5: Inzet van €5 op ROOD, het balletje valt op ROOD, dus wij winnen €5 (Winst €10).

De vraag is: waarom werkt deze tactiek in praktijk niet?

a) Het casino is statistisch in het voordeel, hij kan ook nog op groen vallen
b) Je hebt niet genoeg geld als hij heel vaak op zwart valt
c) Het casino gooit je eruit, omdat dit verboden is.
d) De tafellimiet is je beperkende factor

uhhhhhhhhh

Geen idee. Ik dacht eerder aan dingen als neerstortende vliegtuigen omdat dat een oerritueel is dat onheil afroept, maar dat was geen optie.

[Lorelei]

Tafellimiet.

a,b,d

van c weet ik niet of dat klopt, ben er nooit geweest

B of D, lijkt me...

[Lorelei]

Kazet Nagorra schreef:

B of D, lijkt me...

Nja B kan natuurlijk ook. Maar hij hoeft ook maar 1x op rood te vallen om weer winst te hebben toch?

Maar goed.. hij kan natuurlijk zo vaak op zwart vallen dat je inderdaad geen geld meer hebt.

D.

He hallo, waar zijn alle alfa's die A zeggen?

[Tink*]

Zelfs ik ben niet zo stom om A te zeggen.

Er is ook een limiet aan het aantal verdubbelingen die je mag toepassen. Word je gepakt, mag je het pand verlaten. Weet iemand het limiet aan het aantal verdubbelingen?