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Die ene aflevering met die buffybot ziet ze beschrijving van iedereen. Bij anya ziet ze; dates Xander, likes money, ex-demon. Buffybot: How is your money? Anya: (Verbaasd lachend) Fhiiine. Thank you for asking. En aan het einde van die aflevering; Buffy: Don't. That ... thing, it ... it wasn't even real. Daarna loopt ze weg, en draait ze zich om.. Buffy: What you did, for me, and Dawn ... that was real. Buffy: I won't forget it. |
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Derek Zoolander: Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career. Matilda: Do what for a career? Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking. Blackadder Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, your brain is like the four-headed, man-eating haddock fish-beast of Aberdeen. Baldrick: In what way? Edmund Blackadder: It doesn't exist. Squadron Commander Lord Flasheart: Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of this damn war. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain Edmund Blackadder: Flasheart, this is Captain Darling. Squadron Commander Lord Flasheart: Captain Darling? Funny name for a guy isn't it? Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later. Edmund Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have? Baldrick: Some beans. Edmund Blackadder: Yes... and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make? Baldrick: A very small casserole. Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there? Baldrick: Three. Edmund Blackadder: What? Baldrick: ...and that one. Edmund Blackadder: Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have? Baldrick: Oh! Some beans. Edmund Blackadder: Yes. To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it? Laatst gewijzigd op 20-10-2003 om 15:58. |
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: [after hitting Private Joker] You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! uit Pulp Fiction: Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. uit Any given sunday: Christina Pagniacci: No intensity, no victory. (mijn sig) Tony D'Amato: On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is -- can you win or lose like a man? uit American Beauty: Angela Hayes: What do you want? Lester Burnham: Are you kidding? I want you. Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. ![]() Lester Burnham: [Narrating] I had always heard that your entire life flashes before your eyes the second before you die. Only that one second, isn't a second at all, it seems to stretch out forever like an ocean of time. For me it was lying on my back at boy scout camp, watching falling stars. And the maple trees that line our street. Or my grandmother's hands, and how her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janey. And my last thought was of Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to be angry when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes, I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and I can't take it. My heart swells up like a balloon that's about to burst. But then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then, it flows through me like rain and I feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday. ![]() er komen er nog wel meer ![]()
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