w00t²!

[Sooz]

Hella schreef op 04-09-2006 @ 13:32 :
ja ik hoorde dat daar een oud klasgenoot van me in zat. basisschool, en ik weet dat ze een litteken op dr gezicht heeft want dat had ik gedaan toen we toen ruzie hadden

haha

[zeehond23]

*schrijft hella op op zijn persoonlijke heldinnen lijstje*

[Haligh]

ik vond jamai dus echt wel een held gister bij dta nieuwe programma van carlo boshart .

[Larry Flint]

ik snapte echt geen fuck van dat programma, maar ik heb dan ook maar de laatste 10 min gezien. wat is het idee?

[asjdfl]

[Haligh]

dgene die meedoen worden onvoorbereid in een scene gegooid waarvan de acteurs vaste tekst hebben zij dus niet.
en moeten dus improviserend een scene spelen.

[asjdfl]

[Haligh]

trump!

[Larry Flint]

Haligh schreef op 04-09-2006 @ 19:36 :
dgene die meedoen worden onvoorbereid in een scene gegooid waarvan de acteurs vaste tekst hebben zij dus niet.
en moeten dus improviserend een scene spelen.

ohh oke jamai was wel de ultieme nicht

[cha0s]

asjdfl schreef op 04-09-2006 @ 19:36 :
[afbeelding]

kkvet.

[Haligh]

Larry Flint schreef op 04-09-2006 @ 19:42 :
ohh oke jamai was wel de ultieme nicht

klopt.
daarom was hij zo leuk haha.

[P.:NTIL]

Eindelijk geld gestort gekregen voor mijn b-model escapade.

[zeehond23]

mijn toppost geschiedenis is wel omhoog gegaan nu ik op LS zit XD

[Craig Rogen]

ik zat net te kijken in de afa database van holland hardcore en heb een stuk of 8 bekenden er in zien staan, erg wazig

[Craig Rogen]

I have had it with the airport security checks. They make us remove more and more clothing, while letting us take less and less on board. Soon we'll be shelling out $1000 for the privilege of traveling naked in a three-foot caged pen. We won't be allowed to eat, drink, or pee during the flight. Communication will be prohibited, except for furtive glances with the flight attendants -- who, incidentally, will be robots with tasers.

I don't care about terrorists. You know why? LIFE INVOLVES RISK. The only way of making air travel completely safe is to BAN FLYING. The "zero risk" game is unwinnable, and the only people that lose are us, in the form of our civil liberties. Every time I'm asked to remove another piece of clothing at the airport security check, I go nuts. But quietly, lest they probe my bum-bum.

My question was this: are the security checks really any more effective? To find out, I decided to re-enact the classic scene from the 1984 movie This is Spinal Tap, where bassist Derek Smalls puts a foil-lined cucumber down his pants, which is picked up by the security wand. Only I decided to go one better, by putting a buzzing vibrator down my pants.

I went out and bought a plain Jane vibrator, the kind that everyone in America has next to their bed. In Scandinavia, I'm told, the average household has more exciting vibrators, molded into the shapes of fantastic mythological creatures, in bold hues such as magenta and hot pink. In America, it's always this:

I went into the airport lavatory and quietly stuffed the vibe down my pants, which did not look as obvious as you might think.

I set it humming and calmly approached the security gate.

The first round of security was the woman (always a woman) who checks your boarding pass and ID. She made sure the picture on the ID matched my face, then handed it back. "Enjoy your flight," she said with a smile.

"I am already," I said, smiling back.

Next I went to the belt, where I emptied my pockets, emptied my bag, took off my watch, and took off my shoes. The only thing they didn't ask me to empty was my intestines, but that's next year. Just before I went through the gate, the portly young woman on the other side, who I thought might find the stunt funny, was replaced by a surly old guy who looked like an ex-Marine.

"Oh no," I said to the vibrator.

The guard motioned me through the gate, which beeped alarmingly. He told me to try again. I beeped again. Visually scanning my body, his eyes rested on my crotch. "You are not fully divested, sir!" he barked.

I was thinking of a joke involving stock portfolios, but he quickly shot out, "Male wanding, GATE 1!"

We sat there uncomfortably for a few minutes, waiting for someone to come wand me, perhaps a fairy princess. The ex-Marine stood directly facing me, his eyes nervously darting to my groin. It was nerve-racking, but the vibrator quietly soothed my jangled nerves.

Finally, a tall young man came over and grabbed my things from the belt. "Come with me," he said, leading me to the public area where ethnic people usually get the patdown.

Now, I have to tell you that I am not on any known profiling list. I never get selected for a random search, I never get put through the machine where they blow air on you or insert the tube up your genitals. I am a white, middle-aged family man with a bald spot, and apparently guys that look like me don't blow up planes. We buy them.

Maybe this is why the TSA employee was extremely courteous and polite. "I am going to run this wand over your body, and in some places I will touch you. I will only use the back of my hand. If at any time you feel uncomfortable, you may request a search in a private area." By "private area," I didn't know if he meant a separate room, or my grundle, but I wisely remained quiet.

"Do you have any prosthetic or medical implants or accessories on your body?" he asked.

"I have a medical device."

"Where?"

"In my pants."

"Okay." He looked a bit confused, but ran the wand over my body, front and back, asking me to spread my legs and hold out my arms. Like a gourmet dessert, he saved my chode for last. The wand began to shriek madly.

"Ah..." He seemed unsure what to do about this. "All right, I will search that area manually, again using only the back of my hand."

"Fine." (Free back-of-the-handjob.)

He felt the outline of the marital aid, looking at me strangely. "Is it supposed to be vibrating like that?"

"Yes," I said with authority, as if I was dying and vibrators were my medicine.

"Okay, I'm going to need to give you a private screening."

"Fine," I said, my heart pounding. I hated myself for starting this Web site.

He led me over to a black curtained area where TSA employees apparently took their breaks. Some reading materials and beverages sat next to a small chair.

A large black officer joined us in the room, holding two pairs of tongs. Uh oh, I thought, here's where they ask me to spread my cheeks, and not the good cheeks.

"We need to swab both you and your device," explained the first guy, grabbing one of the tongs, which held a flat cotton disc. "I just need you to show me the edge of the medical device."

"Sure." I rolled over the edge of my pants, so that the end of the vibrator was showing, the part that controls the speed. In the process, the little dial turned up a notch, so that the buzzing was now audible.

He ran one of the cotton swatches over the vibrator, and the other one across my hand. He gave both of them to the big guy, who disappeared. "If these check out, then we'll just mark your ticket and you can be on your way," he said.

You know I was sweating cheeseburgers as I waited for the guy to return. We stood there awkwardly, while my crotch hummed a one-note tune. It was a muffled drone, like someone using a weed wacker in a neighboring township.

"You guys busy today?" I said, trying to be chatty.

"Yes," he said, still remaining absolutely professional.

"So," I responded, but then got distracted. I did, after all, have a vibrator down my pants. "So."

Finally, after several excruciatingly awkward minutes, the black guy showed up again and gave the all-clear sign. "You're free to go," said the TSA employee, leaving me to pack up my things in private. I took the opportunity to snap a few more hurried photos with my cameraphone:

And so I made it onto the plane with a vibrator stuffed down my pants. It's easy to be critical, to argue that terrorists could easily smuggle something inside the vibrator. But what are they going to do, take over the plane through threat of orgasm? "TAKE ME TO SRI LANKA, OR I WILL GIVE THIS FLIGHT ATTENDANT THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE! ALL HAIL ALLAH!"

One thing's for sure: if terrorists are going to start attacking us with vibrators, I won't mind them asking me to remove all my clothes at security. Bring it on, al Queda.

[Metal]

Ik kreeg van don londi 3x gratis entree voor zijn feestjes, niet dat dat nou zo speciaal is, maar zeker wel aardig.

[matt trakker]

[Craig Rogen]

[Carn]

matt trakker schreef op 05-09-2006 @ 20:30 :
[afbeelding]

PA rules. Ik ga die comics bestellen.

[Carn]

Hmm. Ik vind Optimus er wel ok uitzien voor de Transformers film. Mensen zeiken over dat ie niet eruit ziet als in G1 maar ja, ik denk niet dat dat een succes zou zijn. Vind alleen die hotrod vlammen niks.





Bumblebee:


Starscream proto:


Megatron is overigens een of andere brute alien fighter oid; vind het logischer dan een 'gun'.

[matt trakker]

megatron ziet er niet uit in die film imo, maar ik heb ook alleen een still gezien

jammer dat soundwave er niet inzit

[matt trakker]

http://www.microforever.com/MC10cassetteman.htm

[Carn]

matt trakker schreef op 05-09-2006 @ 21:53 :
megatron ziet er niet uit in die film imo, maar ik heb ook alleen een still gezien

jammer dat soundwave er niet inzit

mjah. Niet echt done, een taperecorder/walkman-transformer

[matt trakker]

Carn schreef op 05-09-2006 @ 22:00 :
mjah. Niet echt done, een taperecorder/walkman-transformer

wellicht zit er een ipodtransformer in

[Carn]

haha, daar dacht ik ook al aan. maar dan nog. Huge Ipod.

[Escapism]

nerds.

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/017535.php

Wat een held!

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?doc...81294763327427

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?doc...87838833726393

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?doc...22193951012064

En de rest van zn filmpjes.

Bij Final Fantasy verloor hij mijn respect.

[Carn]

FF muziek is supervet. Als je dat niet kan bevatten ben je een muzikaal ondermens en had Hitler vast een snood plan voor je.

[suvórov]

Porn_Flakes schreef op 06-09-2006 @ 10:51 :
http://www.flabber.nl/archief/017535.php

Wat een held!

Ufke schreef op 06-09-2006 @ 13:00 :
Bij Final Fantasy verloor hij mijn respect.

Daarom de link van Mario daarna, om het even goed te maken!

Carn schreef op 06-09-2006 @ 13:55 :
FF muziek is supervet. Als je dat niet kan bevatten ben je een muzikaal ondermens en had Hitler vast een snood plan voor je.

Hitler is dood. FF is voor paupers. Einde discussie.
De Alice Deejay cover vdo.

[terror koekjes]

[Carn]

gamers opgelet!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9s3sLX8dvNw

[K-pax]

Carn schreef op 06-09-2006 @ 18:40 :
gamers opgelet!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9s3sLX8dvNw

Asteroid was vet vroeger

[capibara]

Hoe vet is Frogger ook gefixt

haha ik zie NU mijn huisgenootje bij lingo op 1!

[idontcare]

shittt zit ze nu in de finale?

Toch lekker om 5000 euro te winnen.

idontcare schreef op 06-09-2006 @ 19:20 :
shittt zit ze nu in de finale?

Ja ze heeft gewonnen!

[idontcare]

ik zag het wat goed

[Craig Rogen]

Neem ff de tijd en check deze documentaire over 9/11, dit legt een hoop uit.

Loose Change is zo ontzettend een paar maanden geleden.

[Craig Rogen]

nee, confronting the evidence is een paar maanden geleden, loose change is vandaag pas via mijn bitlord binnen gekropen

[zeehond23]

loose change is ZO vorig jaar

[suvórov]

Al je aandacht daarop vestigen is zo pietluttig.

[zeehond23]

gelukkig doe ik ondertussen ook nog andere dingen