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Jeffrey Goines: There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, servo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers ...
Twelve Monkeys [In the Whammy Burger] Bill Foster: Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. . .I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast. Sheila: You can call me Miss Folsom if you want. Falling Down Gwenovier: What are you doing? Frank T.J. Mackey: I'm quietly judging you. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it. Magnolia
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12-02-2004, 10:53
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Heb niet gelezen of iemand t misschien al gezegd heeft. maja.
 Uit American Beauty. Jane: Don't you feel naked? Ricky: I am naked. Lester: It's okay, I wouldn't remember me either. &Uit Cool Runnings. Sanka: I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off! Sanka: Do you want to kiss my lucky egg? Argh. Kan er verder even geen bedenken..
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12-02-2004, 11:03
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Nothing To Lose.
Nick: There is an onslaught of initials coming at me. T.: I'm a student of human nature. Nick: You're a freak of human nature. T.: Not bad Nick, not bad. For a cheatin' bitch. Nick: Hey! Don't you call her that, you don't know her, don't say that. T.: Okay, okay, no disrespect. What should I call her? "Monogamously challenged"? Nick: You don't say "sorry" when you shoot somebody. You can say "sorry" when you step on someone's toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they're eating.
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12-02-2004, 13:08
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12-02-2004, 13:23
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American Beauty:
I had always heard that your entire life flashes before your eyes the second before you die. Only that one second, isn't a second at all, it seems to stretch out forever like an ocean of time. For me it was lying on my back at boy scout camp, watching falling stars. And the maple trees that line our street. Or my grandmother's hands, and how her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janey. And finally, Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to be angry when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes, I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and I can't take it. My heart swells up like a balloon that's about to burst. But then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then, it flows through me like rain and I feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday.
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 Ook AB:Angela: I don't think there's anything worse in life than being ordinary. Ricky: Welcome to America's weirdest home video's. Ricky (toch?): Sometimes there is so much beauty in the world, I don't think I can take it.
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12-02-2004, 15:59
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Neil "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence." Vyvian "I'm not a virgin!" Rick "I don't want to say anythin negative, but no." Micheal
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12-02-2004, 16:02
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En waarom ook niet de hele briljante openingsdialoog van Nasty...
VYVYAN: I still don't see why we have to dig the grave, carry the coffin, and ...everything else. NEIL: Well we are sort of responsible for his being in this position in the first place. VYVYAN: Liberal! RICK: You should have heard me at the undertakers, Mike! [[Snort!]] I made all these fabulous jokes about the undertaker coming 'round to measure my stiffie! [[Snort!]] NEIL: I thought maybe we should have some, like, floral tribute, but all I could find was this carrot. So I borrowed Rick's Biro RICK: You rented it, Neil You rented it! And you still haven't paid! NEIL: ...yeah, and I wrote on it, "Sorry about everything being a bit of a bummer, you know, what with you dying and everything, but still, things could have been worse. You could have been me and ended up having a really bad time all of the time, signed, Neil". MIKE: That's very touching, Neil. VYVYAN: When my hamster finds out you've nicked his carrot, he's gonna kill you Neil. NEIL: Was it SPG's? I didn't know he ate carrots. VYVYAN: He doesn't eat carrots, Neil! He sticks 'em down his underpants to impress the girls. Wait a minute! We've missed the grave. [Coffin manoeuvres in the dark] RICK: Neil, Neil. Move the spade. [A strange smiling woman walks by pushing a wheelbarrow with a body in it] MRS. SMILEY: Do you dig graves? NEIL: Yeah, yeah they're all right, yeah. MRS. SMILEY: I'm so glad! I think they're wonderful!
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That's what happens when you look, lady. Now you're a salt pillar, and all the deer are gonna lick ya.
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12-02-2004, 18:09
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12-02-2004, 18:54
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Jaaaa, man!!  
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12-02-2004, 20:45
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Yeah, dit topic is egt geweldig!
"Ik hou niet van oude mensen, laat staan van nieuwe." "Opstaan vind ik het allergste denkbaar, lieve Kitty (afgezien van de verschrikkingen uit de Tweede Wereldoorlog natuurlijk)." "Max, het leven is een neus, je moet eruit halen wat erin zit," "Hoe kun je nu genoeg van me krijgen? Ik geef je nooit wat" - Phileine, Phileine zegt sorry "Oi, with the poedel allready!!" - Lorelai, Gilmore Girls "I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!" - Donkey "You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS" - Donkey "Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table.. "-Shrek - Shrek dus "But this "Down with love"-chick is too busy? Doing what? Eating chocolate?" - Catcher Block "So you're a homosexual hopelessly in love with Catcher Block, that's no reason the two of us can't be married." - Vickie "Up with chocolate, down with love" - Barbara Novak - Down with love "Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] Jack Sparrow: From my back. " "Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. " "Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset. " "Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one. " "Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? " "Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv. " - Pirates of the caribbean "We are not dudes. We are hot chicks. " - Dude, wheres my car?
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12-02-2004, 22:52
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I'll be back.
De gouverneur van Californië
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13-02-2004, 09:09
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El Mariachi: "You want me to shoot the cook?"
Agent Sands: "No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway." Ajedrez: "See anything you like?" Agent Sands: "No." Lorenzo: "Practice shooting, not drinking." Agent Sands: "El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger." Sands: "Belini, how long have you and I done business together? A long time. And in that time I could almost have the tiniest smidgen of respect for you, almost... but you really need to stop farting around." Sands: "My name is Sheldon Jeffery Sands. I work for the Central Intelligence Agency. I throw shapes. I throw shapes, I set them up, I watch them fall. I'm living la vida loca." Allemaal uit Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Geniaal.
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13-02-2004, 17:35
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Ooow, ik vergeet dat soort dingen altijd...
 Deze weet ik nog wel: 'Hey, mister jellyfish!' Grab shell dude!' Nemo: 'My name is Nemo' Dory:'Nemo?' *blijft stil. je ziet dr denken en je denkt :ze weet het!* Dory: 'What a nice name!' 'I can speak whale. Can you speak whale? Oh, I love to speak whale!' 'Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine' --> Finding Nemo
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23-02-2004, 15:34
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Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast.
Pulp Fiction
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23-02-2004, 15:39
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"To be the man, you got to beat the man"
"Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!" "Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." "Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" "Often immitated, but never duplicated!"
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23-02-2004, 17:42
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The Bride: It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting. The bride uit Kill Bill nadat ze Vernita Green heeft neergestoken en ontdekt dat haar kleine dochtertje de hele tijd heeft staan kijken
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23-02-2004, 17:45
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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese. Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac? Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac". Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper? Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. Pulp Fiction natuurlijk! 
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23-02-2004, 18:44
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Hmm, ik weet true romance niet meer letterlijk te citeren, maar er zaten ontzettend goeie stukjes in.
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23-02-2004, 18:47
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The Terminator is naked after arriving in the present.]
Punk 1: Nice night for a walk, eh? The Terminator: Nice night for a walk. Punk 2: Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right? The Terminator: Nothing clean, right. Punk 1: This guy's a couple beers short of a six-pack! The Terminator: Your clothes. Give them to me, now. Punk 1: Hey, fuck you, asshole!
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23-02-2004, 19:23
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'Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis bheatha, do thuar dhéanamh'
Helen Mirren, Excalibur. (vertaling: Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making) Ross: They'll be weavered. Laatst gewijzigd op 23-02-2004 om 19:26.
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24-02-2004, 12:58
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Bij South Park:
Terence:Hey Philip pull my finger! Philip: OK Terence! Terence laat een sheet. Dat is nou een perfect script, toch. Gremlin 
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Dat hele blame canada nummer. "We've replaced your heart with a potato. You have about three seconds left to live." + natuurlijk die scheldkanonnade van cartman aan het eind.
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25-02-2004, 17:51
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Ik heb er nog één van de Simpsons:
Homer zegt: D'oh! Gremlin
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"I am Buck. And I am here to fuck!" Kill Bill dus. "I don't think... I drink." Once upon a time in mexico die laatste .maar het zijn eigenlijk geen favo figuren van mij  oké wat vind ik een stoere van wijsheid overdruipende uitspraak? ow ja: "It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live." Dumbledore uit Harry Potter 1.
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No love for myself... and no love for another... The heart, the soul, the life, the passion ...I don't need that shit...
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26-02-2004, 20:04
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Nog een leuke van The one and only..........
AL BUNDY!!! Nice woman make us buy beer. Ugly woman like you make us drink beer!
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We are on a mission from God Jack en Elwood Blues Brothers
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27-02-2004, 13:32
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 fiel moet ik je even corrigeren "Pretty women make us búy beer... Ugly women makes us drínk beer!" Nog één van Al, uit de aflevering "Honey, I blew up myself": Al: "Aaron, let me explain something to you. If you've been married as long as we are, you don't want to see your wife topless. Speechless, maybe. Headless, naturally. But never ever topless." Laatst gewijzigd op 27-02-2004 om 13:37.
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The Mask
Nadat hij neergeschoten is Mask: Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, Mask: , tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (tell Scarlett I do give a damn, Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me! South Park Terrance: Oh Celine Dion, what have you done? I was going to make us a family again, but now you've slept with Ugly Bob. Celine Dion: What do you mean? Why are you calling him Ugly Bob? Phillip: Because that's his name you stupid bitch. Celine Dion: You told me your name was Handsome Bob. Terrance: Look at him Celine Dion. [Terrance removes the bag from Bob's head and Celine screams] Phillip: Behold, his horrible face. Celine Dion: Oh my God, he's heinously ugly, and I am pregnant with his child. Terrance: What? Noooooo. Celine Dion: I'm going to have a freak-baby. Phillip: Oh, the humanity The Simpsons Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day. Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what? Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone. Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night. Lou: But you know, its the little differences. Chief Wiggum: Example? Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it? Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese. Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese... well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages? Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.' Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.
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28-02-2004, 00:08
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Misschien niet van zulk hoog niveau, maar meestal wel erg flauw zijn sommige stukjes uit de serie Stargate SG-1. Voornamelijk Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson, mss wel beter bekend als MacGyver) is echt geweldig
Daniel: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music. Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll? Daniel: Tastes like chicken. Sam Carter: So what's wrong with it? Daniel: It's macaroni and cheese. Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up. General George S. Hammond: It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here. Jack O'Neill: How about a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage... General George S. Hammond: This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel. Jack O'Neill: Car wash? Daniel: I think they're a family. Jack O'Neill: Of what? Daniel: Wow, this place is incredible. It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae. Jack O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek. Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Pelopponesian region. Jack O'Neill: Where's that? Daniel: Greece. Jack O'Neill: Why do I do that? Jack O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert. Merrin: Yes. Jack O'Neill: How old are you? Merrin: I am eleven. How old are you? Jack O'Neill: So... Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert. Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving. Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors? Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar? Teal'c: That he is concealing something. Jack O'Neill: Like what? Teal'c: I am unsure - he is concealing it. Jack O'Neill: Listen. Um, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me. Major Charles Kawalsky: We're friends. Jack O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your stereo? Sam Carter: Where's Daniel? Jack O'Neill: Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy. Sam Carter: Really? What? Jack O'Neill: Some fancy light show that may be the key to our existence or something like that. Daniel: So what's the plan? Jack O'Neill: Find the stargate. Daniel: Find the stargate? Thats the plan? Jack O'Neill: Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think? Sam Carter: They built their own stargate? Daniel: Waaay smarter than us. Jack O'Neill: Ours is bigger. Colonel Harry Maybourne: If you hit me, I'll have you court marshaled. Colonel. Jack O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you. Jack O'Neill: Hey, Reigar. You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me. Sam Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you. Jack O'Neill: No matter how dense. Jack O'Neill: Hey, if you'd been listening you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything. Daniel: I heard. Jack O'Neill: Everything. Jack O'Neill: Permission to barge in, Sir. Colonel Harry Maybourne: Gonna turn me in? Jack O'Neill: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back. K'Tano: I honor he who would kill his god. And to his bretheren of the Tau'ri, slayers of Ra, Hathor, Satesh, He'ur, Sokar, Cronus and Apophis. Jack O'Neill: Well... somebody's been keeping score. Sam Carter: The asteroid has an irregular shape but we've calculated its length from end to end to be approximately 137 km. Jack O'Neill: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris. Jack O'Neill: The hell with culture. A member of my team has been neutralized. That's a hostile act. Daniel: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario? Jack O'Neill: I practice. Jack O'Neill: Actually, it's called the Ecretian Disk. Daniel: Well I guess it's easy to understand why the local population would be afraid of something like that... *what* did you just say? Jack O'Neill: It's just an astronomical term. Sam Carter: You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you? Jack O'Neill: Not initially. Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret? Jack O'Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce. General George S. Hammond: Can these devices be removed? Frasier: Not without causing irreparable brain damage, sir. Jack O'Neill: What's the down side? Thor: The Replicators were brought aboard an Asgard ship, for study, before the danger could be fully comprehended. Jack O'Neill: We do that all the time. Kind of expected more from you guys. [Teal'c is about to do EVA outside an Asgard ship] Jack O'Neill: Can you hear me? Teal'c: Indeed. Jack O'Neill: You might want to think about hanging tight out there. Let's do it. [Teal'c enters the airlock] Jack O'Neill: Say something. Teal'c: One small step for Jaffa. Jack O'Neill: Very nice. Jonas: You instructed every replicator out there to come to you. Jack O'Neill: I have a theory why you lost the war. [imitating a tour guide in what was once Stargate Command] Jack O'Neill: ...and we're walking. [being told about bounties on SG-1's members placed by the Gou'ald] Aris Boch: Well, Teal'c is worth the most. The System Lords would love to make a good example of him. And Carter here? Well, she has the memories of the Tok'ra Jolinar. And you, O'Neill? You're considered, well... you're a pain in the nikta. Jack O'Neill: Neck? Teal'c: No. Jack O'Neill: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just to say 'hi' anymore. Jack O'Neill: You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying. Jack O'Neill: "Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao". [O'Neill awakens in sickbay and tries to leave his bed] Teal'c: Doctor Frasier expressed her conviction that you still require bed rest. [O'Neill gets out anyway and promptly falls down] Teal'c: Doctor Frasier is usually right in such matters.
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Wanted: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Laatst gewijzigd op 28-02-2004 om 00:14.
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29-02-2004, 10:23
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Keanu Reeves als Shane Falco in The Replacements
SF: Pain heals, chicks digg scars and glory lasts forever
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29-02-2004, 12:05
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"If you don't get out of my way in the next 5 seconds , I'll separate you from your genitalia"
-Jen , Dawson's Creek
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