favo film uitspraak

[Bboy-FunkyChild]

Now everybody from the 313 put your motherfucking hands with me

[Bluesummers]

uit Trigun(okeej okeej,tis geen film maar die quote blijft gewoon briljant! ):

"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call."-Vash

en hoe ie er dan bij kijkt..en hoe wolfwood er dan bij kijkt.. k heb dat al zooooo vaak gezien maar het blijft leuk en nog veeeeel meer uit Trigun maar omdat t geen film is zal k jullie daar niet mee lastig vallen

[SS2Gohan]

Zoals al was geweest:
Yippie ka-Yee Motherfucker

[R-J-N]

Weer een Reservoir Dogs

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite??"



ow, en in the 51st State zegt iemand op een gegeven moment iets als:

"Best thing to say during sex: Come on you Reds!!!" (een Liverpool fan zegt dat dan )

Manfred Powell in Tombraider: "My ignorance amuses me"

[amelie18]

humphrey bogart in casablanca: 'nothin' a bourbon soda can't fix, kiddo'

idd alles maar dan ook alles uit american beauty

jerry mcguire: I love the blackman!!! You're my mothrfucker! Show me tha moneeeeeeey!!!
Verder is het best een **** film

[battlestar]

onder andere

''ow god, did you eat all this acid?'' uit fear and loathing in las vegas.. hehe zo droog..

Jinx-Boy schreef:
Weer een Reservoir Dogs

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite??"

Die film bevat zoveel geniale dialogen. Die discussie over Madonna's Like a Virgin en over de fooi geven aan een serveerster zijn ook echt geweldig

[kaleidoscope]

I went into the woods to suck all the marrow out of life

The truth is like a blanket that nevers covers you whole

-Dead poets society (geniale film)

[AJMouse]

Jake: It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses.
Elwood: Hit it.


Dan Aykroyd en John Belushi in Blues Brothers


offtoppic: *zwaait* @ CemetarySlut

[AJMouse]

Bboy-FunkyChild schreef:
Now everybody from the 313 put your motherfucking hands with me

@8 mile

[Memnoch]

DutchECK schreef op 04-03-2003 @ 15:18:
De eerste in mijn gedachten is:
life is like...
Nou ja, maak maar af, ik denk dat je hem nu wel kunt raden

a box of chocolat: brown, sticky and FILLED WITH ALCOHOL

[Memnoch]

Oh, en zie beneden: Dogma
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[t-style]

SCARFACE

dan op t einde gooit ie die deur open en dat zegt ie met zown vet zware gun, >>> Say hello to my little friend <<<

[cup a soup]

I don't make plans... not my style! The new guy

[r3nske]

Make my day...

[Ninpo Otaku]

Zie hier onder..
Uit Clerks..

Zó zijn er nog een aantal quotes uit films van Kevin Smith die geniaal zijn..
Clerks:

Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?"
Dante Hicks: "Empire."
Randal Graves: Blasphemy.
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
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Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fu** on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fu**ing a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.
Randal Graves: Thirty-seven.


Mallrats:
Brodie: "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy."

[karamba]

DON'T TOUCH ME! TOUCH CAN KILL!!!
Die uitspraak vergeet ik nooit meer!! en....
LOOK AT ME. WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!

[Muhfuk R.]

You disloyal foolass bitchmade punk. Jake, I need my money. Jake! All you muthafuckaz, hahaha, ok, allright, I puttin cases on all you bitches. You think you can do this shit? Jake! You think you can do this to ME?! You muthafuckaz who will playin basketball in Pallickan Bay when I´ll get finished with you. Shoo program nigga, 23 hour lock down. I`m the man up in these piece. You´ll never see the light, who da fuck you think you fuckin with!!
I´m the police, I run shit here, you just live here! Yeah, that´s right, you better walk away, co on walk away, cause I´m burn this muthafucka down! King Kong ain´t got shit on me!!
That´s right, that´s right, shit. I´ll win it any way, I´ll win it. I´ll win it any muthafuckin way, I can´t loose, shit. You can shoot me, but you can´t kill me. Yeah, uh, what a day.

Of zoiets, alleen meer hoe die die speech maakt, niet echt wat-ie zegt
En ja, ik verveelde me ff.

[Muhfuk R.]

Denzel Washington in Training day was dat

[purplerose]

"The world is chaging, I feel it in the water, I can feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air...
"things that should not have been forgotten were lost... hisory became legend, legend became myth
"Run you fools!"
enne "you fool of a toek!! throw youself in next time and relase us of your foolishness!!! "
"will you look into the mirror?"
"what will I see?"
" Even the most wisesest cannot tell, cause the mirror shows many things"
"You're not yourself!
"don't tell the elf!!"
"shall I discribe it for you, or shall I get you a box?"
en voor de rest alles wat smeagol zegt we bijv:
"Kill him", Can't kill master... master is my friend...., you don't have any friends..your a thief a liar, a murderer..., no no no !!!!
" Go away and never come back, Go away and never come back, Go away and never come back!"
-lord of the rings

en dan ook nog
"I am Maximus.... ..... ...... ......, husband f a murderd wife, father of a murdered son....."
(niet helemaal goe mara hij staat ergens op dit topic goed geschreven)
-gladiator

"I am william Wallace", "You can't be william Wallace is 7 feet tall"!, "so I've hearrrrrrrd"
"FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"And it's tearing me apart!"(en dan misvormd)
-breaveheart

rat rent voorbij: "o no, t's the reincarnation of Emery's mother!"
-rose red

"I'm sick af the ice age, nee geef mij maar het broeikas effect"(weet ff de zin niet meer)
"Yeah dream on.."
"doom on you, doom on you , doom on you"
-ice age

And if I twist my neck like this krrrrrrrrr, then it's hurts really bad..auch"
"parfait"
-shrek

"these are called nippels from venus"
"hihhhohihihihihohhahah"(= hele erge misvormde lach)
-ammadeus

[knivesout]

Een paar van The Simpsons

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

[L1]

Ik mis er een paar uit Full metal jacket: Dit is er een

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high

en nog een uit Pulp Fiction:

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace

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L1

Go Ahead and run ..Run home and cry at Mamma!

Army of darkness

If i have to die ...so be it ''Brother''

[Ketjing]

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Mickey: Degs. D'ya like degs?
Tommy: Dykes?
Mickey: Wha?
Woman: Yeh, degs.
Mickey: Degs, ye like degs?
Tommy: Oh! Dogs! Sure. I like caravans better.

(allemaal uit Snatch: TOPFILM)

[Krez]

Qimm schreef op 04-03-2003 @ 20:02:
nieuwe:
lion kingo king, no king, tralalalala

IDIOTS! there will be a King! I will be king!



Hier zit een luchtje aan pumbaa...

'Ow, sorry'

heeeeeeeel flauw


en; Iz It Becauze I Iz Black??

[3rd Rock]

the shining:

here's johnny!

it:

do you want a...balloon?

[Toet0r]

uit lotr heb ik er echt ene heleboel, maar die zet ik maar f fnie neer..
en uit braveheart:
William: FREEEEEEEEEDOM!

[T*]

huu ik zat een keer met een of andere film op de achtergrond wat te internetten en toen hoorde ik dus ineens wat er in mijn sig staat.. ik vond het toen heel erg grappig (blijkbaar), maar ik kan me nu dus eigenlijk niet meer herinneren uit welke film het komt..
was dus waarschijnlijk ook niet echt een bekend iets..

I WANNA FUCK!

(Sarah Michelle Gellar in 'Cruel Intentions')

Guy: Is that a no?
Girl : It's a hell no.

(mensen (welke ?) in 'She's al that')

Ik ben de morgen- en avondster! Als ik zeg dat dag nacht is, dan zal dat gebeuren!

(Ramses in 'De prins van Egypte')

[Ketjing]

uit American Pie:

Michelle : And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Finch: God bless the internet

[Jubilate]

First Knight:

King Arthur (Sean Connery) to Lancelot(Richard Gere):

"If you don't know fear, you don't know love. And if you don't know love, what's life worth to live for?
It's just a thought."

[Sithan]

"No matter what they did to build the city up again...for the rest of time it would be like no one even knew we was ever here"

Gangs of New York

[Trimm Trabb]

Oh, BUH-OL-LOCKS!!!

Richard Richard - Bottom.

[Daangerous]

Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.

Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) Pulp Fiction

[ringpower]

everyone has their own little sicruites, cindy

en

plopper de plopper de plop.

[m'neer]

Jackie Brown
AK-47. The best there is. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, except no substitutes.

Reservoir Dogs
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Jaws
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Goldfinger
Do you expect me to talk?
-No mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Pulp Fiction
...bedside table. On the kangaroo!

...en 't 'Superfly TNT'-dialoog. Ben de precieze tekst even kwijt.

The Godfather
Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando): "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Fight Club
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): "I say let us never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let's evolve!"

[m'neer]

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels


'Fuckin' northern monkeys!'
'I hate those fuckin' southern fairies'

'You get the guns!'
'Yóu get the guns, I drive the car!'

[Insatiable]

ik heb nog een leuke!

>>Don't fuck with me!!!!!!!
<<Oh, I thought I already did?

Uit: The Ninth gate!

[Krez]

Jubilate schreef op 31-03-2003 @ 14:13:
First Knight:

King Arthur (Sean Connery) to Lancelot(Richard Gere):
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"If you don't know fear, you don't know love. And if you don't know love, what's life worth to live for?
It's just a thought."

vette film!!!

en deze daaruit;

Brother to brother, yours in life and death... (x13 ofzo)

[empyrian]

'Very well...you've made your choice. I can no longer help you. May God have mercy on your soul.'

-'God is too afraid of me to show mercy.'

brrr...

[sublime]

WishfulDreaming schreef op 03-03-2003 @ 21:55:
Notting Hill:
Tempting, but, no

(filmster Anna Scott die het telefoonnummer van een dief afwijst)

ja die is > en t stomme is dat ik t over begin te nemen, het is een antwoord dat in veel gevallen past

wat ik een meesterlijke vind is uit de 3 musketiers: als d'artagnan onthoofd gaat worden roept dat irritante ventje "Don't lose your head" MEESTERLIJK! flauwe film, maar alleen al daar voor ga ik kijken

en in a knights tale, als meisje en heathy ruzie hebben zegt hij iets als stupid girl with flower, zij zegt stupid boy with a stick... en dan loopt ze weg. wat zegt dan heel kewl "it's called a lans, duhuh" (op zn engels, maar weet niet hoe ik duhuh in t engels schrijf > maar das wel erg grappig

en in dezelfde film als geoff ze leert dansen "You can hit me all night cause you hit like a ...." roland: "girl!!!" Whaa meesterlijk

ow en in donnie darko "I think you're the fucking anti-christ" > die hele scene is meesterlijk... en het smurfen verhaal natuurlijk...

en nog wel honderden meer, maar die weet ik nu niet allemaal... ow matrix natuurlijk "stop trying to hit me and hit me"

[sublime]

CemetarySlut schreef op 10-03-2003 @ 00:58:

-Dead poets society (geniale film)

I totally agree..

[sublime]

WishfulDreaming schreef op 03-03-2003 @ 21:55:
Notting Hill:
Tempting, but, no

(filmster Anna Scott die het telefoonnummer van een dief afwijst)

It's my signature, and above it says: dear Rufus, you belong in jail (weer Anna die tegen dezelfde persoon zegt wat ze op het briefje heeft geschreven, want die dief vroeg om een handtekening)

"classic" (Hugh Grant in dezelfde film, geweldige uitspraak )

trouwens, de woepsiedoziez is zo geweldig... >ik lach me elke keer nog rot als ik die hoor< zo schattig

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/Edit: ow ik zie hier weer allemaal films staan en dan denk ik die! en die! > dus nog een kleine toevoeging: Scala's quotes uit romeo&julliet plus de rest van het verhaal > shakespear = nou eenmaal fantastisch, niets aan te doen.

en good will hunting ook... dat verhaal van chuck als ie als vervanger naar dat sollicitatiegesprek gaat > erg kewl "retainer" > en will's eigen verhaal bij dat sollicitatie gesprek...

[m@rie]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

The godfather

[Apple Shampoo]

"Let the sin begin!" (uit Little Nicky)

[ESCO]

I want his family dead,i want his house burn to the ground and then i split his neck.

I just want this son off a bitch dead.

Hij is wel erg simpel maar wel goed.

[Martijn]

Volgens mij moet ik echt een keer Reservoir Dogs gaan zien!!