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One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor." "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks. Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samplesfrom his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He wentback to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the sual noise and printed out the following
message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you dont stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better. |
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hoezo bij al die foto's een persoon ik ben actief genoeg op het forum alleen niet zo in de kantine
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Ik had echt een superrrrrrrrustige nachtdienst. Er heeft maar 1 iemand gebeld en dat was alleen om de catheter te verwisselen! Vet chill mang. Maar moest wel 4 mensen wassen in de ochtend omdat ze slecht staan. Maar ja, ging het laatste uurtje ook weer lekker snel.
en nu heb ik de oven aan en daar gaat zo een stokbroodje in, ik denk met gesmolten kaas ![]() |
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