Wat is er allemaal saai in jouw huis en wat vind je daarvan? #728 - Pagina 8

**23-10-2009, 22:41**

Today, in school, I was going to my next class when there was a crowd up ahead. As I approached, I saw that someone had stolen a kid's crutches, stood in the middle of the hallway, and held out a crutch to each wall. To pass people had to limbo. The best part? That someone was my English teacher. MLIA

Allure · **23-10-2009, 22:43**

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Katje schreef:

Ja nee van die gevalletjes met een knoopbatterijtje

oh

nahja ik weet niet of echt vuur gevaarlijk was geweest maar ik ben daar heel panisch mee, ik wil ook het liefst geen enkele stekker in het stopcontact hebben als ik slaap/er niemand thuis is

**23-10-2009, 22:44**

ik denk dat een pompoen best in brand zou kunnen vliegen als hij uitgedroogd genoeg is.

**23-10-2009, 22:45**

Today, for a short story I am writing, I was looking up small towns in Colorado. I found one that is called Dinosaur, Colorado. I didn't think I could be more amazed until I zoomed on Google Maps and discovered that the streets are also named after dinosaurs. I want to move there now. MLIA.
omg

**23-10-2009, 22:46**

http://maps.google.nl/maps?f=q&sourc...7,0.01929&z=16

**23-10-2009, 22:46**

haha we lezen even snel

**23-10-2009, 22:48**

The other day, my friends were practicing writing their name with their left hand. I wrote mine and they were all telling me how good it was. I'm left-handed. MLIA
Dat heb ik ook gedaan

**23-10-2009, 22:52**

Today, I was singing "Yellow Submarine" in the dorm showers and when I got to the part with the echo, the person next to me sung it. MLIA
<3

**23-10-2009, 22:53**

Today I changed my desktop background to a photo I took of the Empire State Building. Then I changed my cursor to a blue dinosaur. Now I can play godzilla on my desktop when I'm bored. MLIA
Ik moest hardop lachen

**23-10-2009, 22:55**

Today, in biology we had a coin flip to decide which team would go first for our Evolution jeopardy game. A girl on my team said we should choose tails, because animals have tails. I pointed out that animals have heads too. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 22:56**

Today, I found out that as a baby, my main mode of transportation was not crawling. Instead, I rolled everywhere before I started walking. Way to go little me. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:00**

Today, I was bored in my health class. I wondered to myself, "I wonder if anyone really can read minds." I then thought to myself, "Hey! If anyone in this room can read minds, cough now!" The kid next to me caughed the looked over at me and smiled. I'm scared.

**23-10-2009, 23:02**

Today, I discovered that my school's malfunctioning blocker system had blocked Google. I typed in www.gewgle.com and it brought me right to Google. I feel like I beat the system. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:02**

Bedtijd!

**23-10-2009, 23:02**

Today, at the mall, an escalator was out of order. As a result, the traffic on the stairs became especially congested. Rather than fight through people, I chose to simply walk up the escalator. It still escapes me why no one else chose to do this too. MLIA.

**23-10-2009, 23:02**

oh hey het is opeens 0!

**23-10-2009, 23:02**

Slaap zacht, Sarah

**23-10-2009, 23:02**

trusten

**23-10-2009, 23:03**

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:03**

misschien eens creme brulee (proberen te) maken, dat lijkt me wel spannend.

**23-10-2009, 23:05**

Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He's a guy. So am I. We greeted each other.

**23-10-2009, 23:11**

Ik denk steeds ik moet er niet nog een posten, het wordt flauw, maar ik zie steeds weer leuke.

Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me "Do you have a sec?". I was trying to be flippant and replied "I have tons of secs". We both pretended I didn't say that. MLIA.

**23-10-2009, 23:11**

Today, I filled a Windex bottle with blue Gatorade. I then sprayed it into my mouth infront of my mother. She began to panic and scream and get hysterical. I thought it was funny. She didn't. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:13**

Today I had rice. I'm asian. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:13**

Today, I met a girl named Unique. She has an identical twin sister. No one else thought it was funny. MLIA.

**23-10-2009, 23:14**

Today, at church, the Priest asked all the fathers to stand for Father's Day. I stood up to freak my mother out. It worked. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:17**

Today, my 14 year old brother asked me if I would give him a bottle of vodka for his sleepover. I did. When I came home the bottle was empty and they were all extremely drunk. I still haven't decided whether or not I should tell him it was soda water. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:19**

Today, my mom got a call from my little brothers elementary school. His kindergarten teacher went around the circle and asked him what they wanted to be when they grew up. He answered "Happy." The teacher then responded "No...you don't understand the question." My litle brother fired back with "Well, you don't understand life." I now have no doubt we are related. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:20**

Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless.MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:21**

Today, I came home to find my son had gotten himself stuck inside a 70 dollar vase I had purchased for the bathroom. He is 18 years old. MLIA.

Jasmijn. · **23-10-2009, 23:21**

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Barabas schreef:

Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless.MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:40**

Hoi

Jasmijn. · **23-10-2009, 23:46**

hey lisaatjuh alles ok?

**23-10-2009, 23:48**

Citaat:

Barabas schreef:

Today, I was singing "Yellow Submarine" in the dorm showers and when I got to the part with the echo, the person next to me sung it. MLIA
<3

<33

Citaat:

Barabas schreef:

Today, I was bored in my health class. I wondered to myself, "I wonder if anyone really can read minds." I then thought to myself, "Hey! If anyone in this room can read minds, cough now!" The kid next to me caughed the looked over at me and smiled. I'm scared.

Citaat:

Barabas schreef:

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

Deze roept darkie al zo lang!

Citaat:

Barabas schreef:

Today, at church, the Priest asked all the fathers to stand for Father's Day. I stood up to freak my mother out. It worked. MLIA

Citaat:

Barabas schreef:

Today, my mom got a call from my little brothers elementary school. His kindergarten teacher went around the circle and asked him what they wanted to be when they grew up. He answered "Happy." The teacher then responded "No...you don't understand the question." My litle brother fired back with "Well, you don't understand life." I now have no doubt we are related. MLIA

**23-10-2009, 23:49**

Citaat:

imène schreef:

hey lisaatjuh alles ok?

hallo jaja prima en daar?

Jasmijn. · **23-10-2009, 23:53**

ook

**23-10-2009, 23:57**

Top

fizzle-fluffy · **24-10-2009, 00:01**

Citaat:

Katje schreef:

misschien eens creme brulee (proberen te) maken, dat lijkt me wel spannend.

blijven roeren terwijl je de creme maakt

Jasmijn. · **24-10-2009, 00:02**

fizzle-fluffy · **24-10-2009, 00:04**

mooie uitspraken trouwens. is MLIA my life is awesome?

Trimm Trabb · **24-10-2009, 00:16**

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Barabas schreef:

http://maps.google.nl/maps?f=q&sourc...7,0.01929&z=16

Fucking awesome!

Daar moet ik ook wonen, als ex paleontholoogwannabe.

edit: awwh, er is geen Parasaurolophus straat.

**24-10-2009, 00:22**

Dan maak je die toch

Jasmijn. · **24-10-2009, 00:26**

Vingerstraat te Haacht
potterijstraat te Tienen
Wipstraat te Kortenberg
Wipstraat te Antwerpen
Maagdenput te Merelbeke
Bekaflaan te Aarschot
Toverfluitstraat te brussel
Holstraat te Gent
Kruisstraat te Halle
De bergen te Lichtaart
Hollekensstraat te Assenede
De wip te Nijlen
Knobbelstraat te Avelgem
Wipstraat te Herentals
Wipstraat te Antwerpen
Wipstraat te Kessel-lo
Wipstraat te St. Gillis
Stijfselstraat te Antwerpen
Pretstraat in Destelbergen Venusbergstraat te Beringen
Geilroedestraat te Kampenhout
Vingerlingstraat te Oostende
Venushoek te Berlaar
Meerdegatstraat te Alken
Dellenweg te Herselt
Kruisstraat te Overijse
Klaarstraat te Opwijk
Eikelstraat te Eeklo
Kneipstraat te Genk
Wiekstraat te Genk
Mosselbank te Kortrijk
Wipstraat te Willebroek
Wipstraat te Aarschot
Wipstraat teKalmthout
Wipstraat te Berlaar
Lusthuizenlaan te Dilbeek
Lekkerstraat te Maaseik
Waagstraat te Maaseik

ondeugende straatnamen in België!

**24-10-2009, 00:28**

Lap seg.

Trimm Trabb · **24-10-2009, 00:29**

Ik keek vroegah altijd zo'n woordspelletje op de VRT en een van de gasten in 't panel heette Walter Grootaers. Dat vind ik nogsteeds grappig.

Jasmijn. · **24-10-2009, 00:36**

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Trimm Trabb schreef:

Ik keek vroegah altijd zo'n woordspelletje op de VRT en een van de gasten in 't panel heette Walter Grootaers. Dat vind ik nogsteeds grappig.

Toeval of niet! Hij is zanger bij de groep 'De Kreuners'

Trimm Trabb · **24-10-2009, 00:38**

Joh, is hij dat? De Kreuners heb ik wel eens op stubru gehoord. Wel erg eh, toevallig ja.

Jasmijn. · **24-10-2009, 00:43**

hehehehe t clipje!
dit is een liedje van hem, maar remix

Trimm Trabb · **24-10-2009, 00:45**

^Ja dat liedje ken ik wel. Hij klinkt wel erg Nederlands trouwens.

Jasmijn. · **24-10-2009, 00:45**

ja idd

23-10-2009, 22:41
Verwijderd	Today, in school, I was going to my next class when there was a crowd up ahead. As I approached, I saw that someone had stolen a kid's crutches, stood in the middle of the hallway, and held out a crutch to each wall. To pass people had to limbo. The best part? That someone was my English teacher. MLIA

23-10-2009, 22:44
Verwijderd	ik denk dat een pompoen best in brand zou kunnen vliegen als hij uitgedroogd genoeg is.

23-10-2009, 22:45
Verwijderd	Today, for a short story I am writing, I was looking up small towns in Colorado. I found one that is called Dinosaur, Colorado. I didn't think I could be more amazed until I zoomed on Google Maps and discovered that the streets are also named after dinosaurs. I want to move there now. MLIA. omg

23-10-2009, 22:46
Verwijderd	http://maps.google.nl/maps?f=q&sourc...7,0.01929&z=16

23-10-2009, 22:48
Verwijderd	The other day, my friends were practicing writing their name with their left hand. I wrote mine and they were all telling me how good it was. I'm left-handed. MLIA Dat heb ik ook gedaan

23-10-2009, 22:52
Verwijderd	Today, I was singing "Yellow Submarine" in the dorm showers and when I got to the part with the echo, the person next to me sung it. MLIA <3

23-10-2009, 22:53
Verwijderd	Today I changed my desktop background to a photo I took of the Empire State Building. Then I changed my cursor to a blue dinosaur. Now I can play godzilla on my desktop when I'm bored. MLIA Ik moest hardop lachen

23-10-2009, 22:55
Verwijderd	Today, in biology we had a coin flip to decide which team would go first for our Evolution jeopardy game. A girl on my team said we should choose tails, because animals have tails. I pointed out that animals have heads too. MLIA

23-10-2009, 22:56
Verwijderd	Today, I found out that as a baby, my main mode of transportation was not crawling. Instead, I rolled everywhere before I started walking. Way to go little me. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:00
Verwijderd	Today, I was bored in my health class. I wondered to myself, "I wonder if anyone really can read minds." I then thought to myself, "Hey! If anyone in this room can read minds, cough now!" The kid next to me caughed the looked over at me and smiled. I'm scared.

Advertentie

23-10-2009, 23:02
Verwijderd	Today, I discovered that my school's malfunctioning blocker system had blocked Google. I typed in www.gewgle.com and it brought me right to Google. I feel like I beat the system. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:03
Verwijderd	Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:05
Verwijderd	Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He's a guy. So am I. We greeted each other.

23-10-2009, 23:11
Verwijderd	Ik denk steeds ik moet er niet nog een posten, het wordt flauw, maar ik zie steeds weer leuke. Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me "Do you have a sec?". I was trying to be flippant and replied "I have tons of secs". We both pretended I didn't say that. MLIA.

23-10-2009, 23:13
Verwijderd	Today I had rice. I'm asian. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:14
Verwijderd	Today, at church, the Priest asked all the fathers to stand for Father's Day. I stood up to freak my mother out. It worked. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:17
Verwijderd	Today, my 14 year old brother asked me if I would give him a bottle of vodka for his sleepover. I did. When I came home the bottle was empty and they were all extremely drunk. I still haven't decided whether or not I should tell him it was soda water. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:19
Verwijderd	Today, my mom got a call from my little brothers elementary school. His kindergarten teacher went around the circle and asked him what they wanted to be when they grew up. He answered "Happy." The teacher then responded "No...you don't understand the question." My litle brother fired back with "Well, you don't understand life." I now have no doubt we are related. MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:20
Verwijderd	Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless.MLIA

23-10-2009, 23:21
Verwijderd	Today, I came home to find my son had gotten himself stuck inside a 70 dollar vase I had purchased for the bathroom. He is 18 years old. MLIA.

24-10-2009, 00:04
fizzle-fluffy	mooie uitspraken trouwens. is MLIA my life is awesome?

24-10-2009, 00:29
Trimm Trabb	Ik keek vroegah altijd zo'n woordspelletje op de VRT en een van de gasten in 't panel heette Walter Grootaers. Dat vind ik nogsteeds grappig. __________________ Stephen enjoys cooking his godchildren and leaving out commas.

24-10-2009, 00:38
Trimm Trabb	Joh, is hij dat? De Kreuners heb ik wel eens op stubru gehoord. Wel erg eh, toevallig ja. __________________ Stephen enjoys cooking his godchildren and leaving out commas.

24-10-2009, 00:43
Jasmijn.	hehehehe t clipje! dit is een liedje van hem, maar remix

24-10-2009, 00:45
Trimm Trabb	^Ja dat liedje ken ik wel. Hij klinkt wel erg Nederlands trouwens. __________________ Stephen enjoys cooking his godchildren and leaving out commas.