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En hier nog eentje: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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The Iceman - Je hebt 0 nieuw(e) bericht(en) sinds je laatste bezoek (07-09-2002 23:09). (c) 20/03/2005 - Terug van weggeweest :)
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ok eerst even een makkie:
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als je dit kunt lezen heb je geen strabisme (zoek dat maar op in het woordenboek)
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The Iceman - Je hebt 0 nieuw(e) bericht(en) sinds je laatste bezoek (07-09-2002 23:09). (c) 20/03/2005 - Terug van weggeweest :)
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2de : Taxi Driver 3de : Verschillden films, tis nl de clue van een grap. Ik kan alleen niet op een titel komen. 4de: No idea
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The Iceman - Je hebt 0 nieuw(e) bericht(en) sinds je laatste bezoek (07-09-2002 23:09). (c) 20/03/2005 - Terug van weggeweest :)
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1e: Tis die grap over Superman die iemand verteld in een film --> even de totale grap opgezocht (en inderdaad, wordt in veel films gemaakt): One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman. I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey G.L., I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. " MAN !!!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But my ass is killing me." Nu de 2e SHREK
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to look at the world as we find it, not as we want it to be * cassavecrackers
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-eerste is van Tom Cruise -tweede is van William H Macy en een vage man die me wel bekend voorkomt maar wiens naam ik niet weet edit: film 3 is Fear and Loathing in LV [Dit bericht is aangepast door CycLoner (03-04-2002).] |
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